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2026-05-04
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(Podfic) Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Summary:

Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights:

1. Hermione Granger remains an insufferable twat. Winning a war has done nothing to improve her personality.

2. Mudblood. Enough said.

3. That punch.

4. The shape of her mouth when she says the word, “Ferret.”

5. Her hair. It looks like it caught the blast-end of a Filibuster’s firework.

6. The way she struts around the castle like Dumbledore himself anointed her the Chosen One. Meanwhile, I’m stuck with a burning, bleeding reminder of my greatest failure on my arm...

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Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for eighth year.

Unfortunately for him, so is Hermione Granger.

So, during potion’s class—as Hermione flies through Advanced N.E.W.T-level Potions work—Draco makes lists, reminding himself of all the reasons he hates her…

And maybe a few reasons he doesn’t.

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Chapter 1

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #1: Prolgue

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Chapter 2: Paralysis

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #2: Paralysis

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Chapter 3: Deflation

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

Available On: Spotify • Apple Podcasts •

 

Entry #3: Deflation

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Chapter 4: Invigoration

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #4: Invigoration

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Chapter 5: Memory

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

Available On: Spotify • Apple Podcasts •

 

Entry #5: Memory

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Chapter 6: Montmorencies

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

Available On: Spotify • Apple Podcasts •

 

Entry #6: Montmorencies

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Chapter 7: Morpheus

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #7: Morpheus

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Chapter 8: Heaviness

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #8: Heaviness

 

Chapter 9: Focus

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #9: Focus

Chapter 10: F.F.

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #10: F.F.

Chapter 11: Brute Force

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #11: Brute Force

Chapter 12: Fairy Fruit

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #12: Fairy Fruit

Chapter 13: Obliviare

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #13: Obliviare

Chapter 14: Peanut Butter

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Story: Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights

Author: MagicorMayhem

Narrator: Candlelight Narrations

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Entry #14: Peanut Butter