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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights:

    1. Hermione Granger remains an insufferable twat. Winning a war has done nothing to improve her personality.

    2. Mudblood. Enough said.

    3. That punch.

    4. The shape of her mouth when she says the word, “Ferret.”

    5. Her hair. It looks like it caught the blast-end of a Filibuster’s firework.

    6. The way she struts around the castle like Dumbledore himself anointed her the Chosen One. Meanwhile, I’m stuck with a burning, bleeding reminder of my greatest failure on my arm...

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    Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for eighth year.

    Unfortunately for him, so is Hermione Granger.

    So, during potion’s class—as Hermione flies through Advanced N.E.W.T-level Potions work—Draco makes lists, reminding himself of all the reasons he hates her…

    And maybe a few reasons he doesn’t.

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    07 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 53

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    Shrugging one shoulder far more casually than he possibly feels, Ilya says, “I like both. Is secret, okay?”

    “Okay,” Hollander says, voice cracking.

    He doesn’t say anything else. The air’s so heavy around them that it feels like being in the middle of a scrum, the weight and heat of all those bodies pressing down on you. Danger always feels like hockey; it’s the most dangerous thing Ilya knows, except for this. Everything dangerous in his life involves men’s bodies and just how close he can get to them. Closer than he probably should.

    A year after mysteriously dropping out of the 2009 draft, Shane Hollander is signed by the Boston Raiders, right behind Ilya Rozanov. Having the two biggest stars in the league on the same line is great for Boston — but playing alongside their worst rival was never exactly in Shane or Ilya's plans. Especially not when staying away from each other starts to feel just as impossible as getting along.

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    28 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Ilya starts calling Shane boring regularly after that, not cruelly but persistently, the way you press a bruise you know is there just to confirm it still hurts. Shane's cereal is boring, Shane's training schedule is boring, Shane's shoes lined up by the door are boring, and Shane responds with variations of "fuck off" and "you're an asshole" that become increasingly creative and occasionally surprising. They do not talk about anything that matters. They talk about groceries and whose turn it is to take out the trash and whether Ilya's music is too loud at midnight, which it is.

    On the ice, Shane is someone else entirely. Ilya watches him from the upper stands every morning with vending machine coffee going cold in his hand and doesn't tell anyone.

    Or: Shane asked Ilya once how you know when it's the right person. Ilya described Shane to him, and Shane didn't recognise himself.

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    24 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 81

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

    [Podfic of and i spit out the seeds by linearity]

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    03 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    What if Hollander never went to the hotel gym that night of the draft? What if, after filming the ad together, they completely ignored each other in the showers? What if Shane and Ilya didn’t start hooking up when they did and Shane had to explore his sexuality on his own? Who would Shane Hollander be then?

    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov have been playing against one another for several years. Shane can't stand the other man. But tonight, like every other time he's played in Boston, he ends up unusually horny and in need of a release.

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    25 Mar 2026