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The 118 Extension (members: Bobby Athena Maddie Chim Hen Karen Ravi May Harry Buck and Eddie)
Maddie: O.M.G guys
Chim: What?
Buck: You good mads?
Bobby: Do you need help? -Bobby Nash
Athena: Do I need my cuffs or gun?
Eddie: I feel obligated to ask. Are you okay?
Hen: Okay now I'm getting a little worried
Maddie: I'm fine.
Buck: You can't say that to a group of first responders.
Maddie: But guys I found a folder of photos of buck from when he was a teen.
Ravi: Now I'm interested I need more blackmail material
May: Seconded
Harry: Thirded
Karen: Fourthed
Buck: I am not
Chim: I am down send
Hen: Agreed
Eddie: Same
Maddie: Let's start with one that reveals something y'all didn't know
Buck: Let's not
Maddie: To late
Maddie:
Ravi: That's teen buck?
Bobby: Why do you have a cigarette? -Bobby Nash
Athena: I'm assuming the cigarette is the thing you where revealing that we didn’t know?
Hen: Damn I'm a lesbian but for a teen you look good buck
Karen: How did we not know you looked like that as a teen?
Harry: Teenagers can look like that?
May: I love you ravi but if that asked me out I don't know if I'd say no
Ravi: Don't worry I wouldn't
Chim: How did I not know this?
Bobby: @Buck you wanna explain why you have a cigarette? -Bobby Nash.
Buck: I used to smoke is that a problem?
Eddie: How did we not know?
Buck: I never talk about it that's how
Maddie: Okay I'm gonna send another hold on
Buck: Please don't
Maddie:
Harry: Holy shit
Athena: HARRY GRANT
May: Can you blame him?
Athena: Yes.
Maddie: Anyways... moving on
Maddie:
Buck: Maddie please stop
Maddie: Never
Buck: I swear I deleted all those
Chim: Wait Buck I know you probably got rid of the curls with a shit ton of gel but how could someone with that dark of hair turn into such... buck blonde
Buck: Please tell me you're joking
Chim: No?
Buck: Bleach exist
Buck: Even Ravi knew that
Ravi: Hey
May: Get him again for me
Karen: And me
Ravi: Wow May I thought you loved me but I guess not guess you just want me to kill myself and you too Karen
Harry: I wouldn't mind
May: Or me
Karen: Or me
Hen: Okay okay not to hard on him
Ravi: I feel so seen thank you Hen
Hen: Down boy 💦🔫
Ravi: I see how it is
Ravi: How about I just quit then kill myself
Bobby: Please refrain from self harm threats. -Bobby Nash
Maddie:
Ravi: How many tattoos do you have?
Chim: Yeah and how tf did we not know?
Hen: We've worked with you for eight years
Harry: Anyone notice how quiet eddie is?
Maddie: Doesn't matter
Maddie:
Athena: Still don't know why you where smoking
Bobby: Same. -Bobby Nash
Chim: Notice how these all look professional
Maddie: Trust me there not I would always try to catch him lacking but I couldn't do it
May: If these are lacks what do intentional look like?
Maddie:
Maddie: These are still not lacks btw
Hen: tf
Ravi: Notice how none blackmailable this is
Private: Buck and Eddie
Buck: You good Eds
Eddie: Yeah. Why?
Buck: Idk your just quiet that's all
Eddie: Oh sorry I was helping chris with his homework.
Buck: Okay
Buck: Wait real quick can I send the group a photo
Eddie: Why would I stop you?
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Buck: If we're sharing photos fine
Buck:
Chim: How tf did you both look that good as teens?
Buck: I have so many it's not even funny
Eddie: And may I ask how you have "so many"
Buck: Sophia and Adriana mainly Adriana I'm in a groupchat woth them
Eddie: Of fucking course
Harry: Who are Adriana and Sophia?
Eddie: My younger sisters
Ravi: What
May: Add them.
Eddie: No
Buck: Yes
Eddie: Yes
May: Bro is so whipped
Ravi: fork let me introduce you to kitchen.
Bobby: We would love to have them in the groupchat. -Bobby Nash
Maddie: I would love to meet your sisters
Eddie: They do live in el paso btw
Chim: Whatever
Hen: Wait how old are they?
Eddie: Sophia is only twenty-seven
Karen: Shit she's young
Athena: Seven years is a big age gap
Maddie: Still young compared to me being a decade older than buck 😭😭😭
Eddie: And Adriana is 21 yet in her second year of med school
May: Does she have her bachelors?
Eddie: Yeah
Eddie added Adriana and Sophia
Adriana: Uh hey?
Sophia: Where are we?
Buck: Hey soph hey adri
Adriana: Omg buck hey
Sophia: I am now okay with being in a random ass group chat
Notes:
(I will post as often as I can)
Chapter 2: I'm to sober for this shit...
Summary:
Still just crack
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Someone Get Me A Double Shot Of Tequila (members: Athena Maddie Chim Hen Karen Ravi May and Harry)
Ravi: How do we plan on getting Buddie together?
Maddie: Buddie?
May: Buck and Eddie
Hen: Rightttt
Karen: I kind of like it
Maddie: Anyway we gonna talk about the fact buck is that close with eddies sisters to be getting baby photos?
Athena: I was waiting for some one else to bring it up
Harry: Like does he just collect the Diazes like pokemon cards
Chim: I wanna say yes to be honest
Ravi: Can we talk about how they both looked as teenagers
Ravi: Like genuinely how does someone look that good that young
May: Fr though
Athena: What does "fr" mean
Harry: It means for real
Athena: Oh okay
Private: Ravi and Chris
Ravi: Do you know what your dad and buck looked like when they where younger?
Chris: Kinda but they where mainly lacks my Tia Sophia or Tia adriana took
Ravi: Sorry what does Tia mean
Chris: It means Aunt in spanish
Ravi: Okay so did you want to see proper photos
Chris: I'm bored why not
Ravi:
Ravi:
Chris: Holy shit
Ravi: Swear jaw🫵
Chris: Freak you landlord boy
Ravi: No thanks and at least I'm rich
Chris: I'll make buck chase you with another chainsaw
Ravi: How do you even know that?
Chris: I have layers
Ravi: Right...
Chris: Shut it before I sick my army on you
Ravi: Your what?!?! 😥
Chris: Just wait.
Ravi: I'm good
Someone Get Me A Double Shot Of Tequila
Ravi: (Screenshot attached)
Ravi: Guys I think I'm getting bombed
Harry: Sucks to be you
Ravi: Hush juvenile delinquent
Harry: I wasn't convicted
Ravi: Because you fled the country
Harry: Mom are you really going to let him talk to me like that?
Athena: Yes.
Harry: And if he spoke to buck like this?
Athena: I would let him be bombed
Harry: Bucks a baby
Ravi: And yet that's baby saved hundreds of lives including in a tsunami
Ravi: Wait why am I defending him
Athena: To save yourself
Ravi: Facts
Maddie: Why the fuck are you getting bombed???
Ravi: Your nephew
May: Wait thats so cute Chris is your nephew
Karen: Kinda gay of his dads though
Ravi: Is that not what I've been saying
Maddie: Buck never stops talking about Eddie
Hen: Eddie won't stop talking about Buck it makes me physically sick hearing so much about a man
Karen: Well you are a lesbian
More Like The Adults Than The Adults (Members: May Harry Denny Chris Mara)
Chris: Guys we need to bomb Ravi
May: Lol
Harry: Lmao😂
May: This is your army?🤣
Denny: What did he do this time
Chris: Idk I just don't like him
Harry: So rl tho
May: Fr
Mara: What did he do
Chris: Don't worry mara
Denny: Yeah we love Ravi
Mara: I don't
Chris: LOL
Denny: LMAO
May: Holy shit I can't breath
Harry: 🤣😂🤣😂
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May: (Screenshot attached)
May: The army in question
Hen: Not gonna lie my kids destroyed you
Chim: Why are you in the kids Groupchat?
May: Because I was 14 when it was started
Chim: And your not 14 now?
May: Seven years ago
Chim: Just tell me to go kill myself
Harry: Go kill yourself
Chim: Is it because I'm Asian
Athena: Harry Grant
Harry: Sorry mom
May: Cancle him
Ravi: I feel threatened
Karen: With Chris involved you should
Ravi: Why???
Maddie: He has Bucks brain and Eddies tactics
Ravi: I thought buck was dumb?
Athena: Watch it
Ravi: Sorry ma'am
Hen: He's a lot smarter then he lets on
Chim: Who do you think has beed helping Chris with his homework?
Ravi: Eddie?
Maddie: Nah it's buck
Ravi: And chris is smart?
Ravi: Fuck I'm screwed
Athena: Especially if you don't watch that mouth
Private: Buck and Tommy
Tommy: Hey, Evan I just wondering if you're free tonight.
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Buck: Uh guys
Maddie: You okay Evan?
Athena: Are you hurt?
Bobby: Where are you? -Bobby Nash
Hen: Do you need us to come get you?
Harry: It's always something with you
Ravi: Fr tho
Athena: Both of you watch it
Harry: Yes ma'am
Ravi: Yes ma'am
Karen: How long till he appears?
May: 3
Chim: 2
Karen: 1
Eddie: You good Buck?
May: Called it
Ravi: There he is
Buck: Yeah I'm fine
Bobby: Don't scare us like that. -Bobby Nash
(Maddie loved a message)
(Athena loved a message)
(Karen loved a message)
(Hen loved a message)
Buck: But there is a problem
May: Of 👏 Fucking 👏 Course 👏
Athena: May Beatrice Grant
May: Sorry... 🫣
Eddie: What happened?
Buck: (Screenshot Attached)
Harry: Fuck Him
Athena: Normally I'd tell you off but this is justified...
(Everyone Loved A Message)
Maddie: If you say yes I will smash your phone.
Chim: I will steal your phone and hand deliver it to my wife to smash.
Athena: I will arrest you if you agree to do anything with him
Bobby: Once Maddie smashes it I will run over it with an engine.
Harry: So serious he forgot to sign off
Hen: I will buy an Etsy witch to put a curse either on you, the phone, or temu
Ravi: TEMU Lmao
Eddie: I would will call my Abuela and a priest to do an exorcism
May: I will call my friend to bless the station
Buck: Chill I was gonna ask for ways to say no without saying no, because y'all can be funny fuckers
Harry: Thanks
Buck: Didn't mean you
Athena: LOL
Chim: Damn he even got Athena using LOL, never thought I'd see the day
Athena: Watch it Howard.
Chim: Yes ma'am.
Buck: Back to what I was saying
Ravi: Virtually throw rocks at him
Buck: Can't believe I'm saying this but love it
May: Scream AHHHHHHHHH
Buck: Got it
Eddie: Send a piture of a plane crashing
Maddie: This just got dark
Chim: Real though... I love it keep going
Hen: Start reciting the part of the bible they use in exorcisms
Harry: This just got even darker
Athena: Then add him to the group and we also start reciting the bible
Buck: Got it
Private: Buck and Tommy
Buck: 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
Tommy: Don't be immature Evan, I'm trying to have a conversation.
Buck: AHHHHHHH DEMON
Tommy: Your acting like a child
Buck:
Tommy: ...
Buck: Jesus cast a legion of demons out of a man.
Buck: Jesus commands an unclean spirit in the synagogue.
Buck: Jesus heals a boy after disciples fail, noting the need for prayer.
Buck: Jesus cast seven demons from Thomas Kinard.
Buck: Jesus equips the twelve with authority to cast out spirits
Buck: Paul uses the name of Jesus to cast out demons.
Buck: Psalm 91: Invokes divine protection against night time terror and pestilence.
Buck: God by your name save me and by your might defend my honour.
(Buck took a screenshot)
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(Buck added Tommy to the group)
Bobby: Jesus cast a legion of demons out of a man. -Bobby Nash
Athena: Jesus commands an unclean spirit in the synagogue.
Maddie: Jesus heals a boy after disciples fail, noting the need for prayer.
Chim: Jesus cast seven demons from Thomas Kinard.
Hen: Jesus equips the twelve with authority to cast out spirits.
Karen: Paul uses the name of Jesus to cast out demons.
Ravi: Psalm 91: Invokes divine protection against night time terro and pestilence.
Eddie: God by your name save me, and by your might defend my honour
May: ✝️
Harry: ✝️
Buck: ✝️
Tommy: ...
(Tommy left the group)
Maddie: 👏
Chim: 👏
Hen: 👏
Athena: 👏
May: 👏
Karen: 👏
Bobby: 👏-Bobby Nash
Ravi: 👏
Eddie: 👏
Harry: 👏
Buck: 👏
Buck: (Screenshot Attached)
Ravi: LMAO he actually done it 🤣
Eddie: Love it
May: Fork please tell me you remember Kitchen?
Buck: What is with you guys
Eddie: Yeah, can you stop.
Ravi: No
Maddie: No ❤️
Chim: Absolutely not
Karen: Why would we?
Harry: Probs not
May: You aren't taking my free will !!!
Eddie: 🖕
Buck: Fuck you all
Adriana: We'll leave that to Eddie
Sophia: Agreed
Buck: 😳
Eddie: 😳
Buck: Wait where you two just watching that go down?
Sophia: Yep ❤️
Adriana: Yep ❤️
Eddie: I forgot you where in the groupchat to be honest
Sophia: Forgotten by our own brother...
Adriana: How could you Edmundo, you where raised better than this.
Eddie: You forget I wasn't raised by anyone so you don’t exactly have a leg to stand on...
Harry: That's sad
Ravi: That's probably why you and buck get along so well because you both didn't have anyone to raise you
Buck: I had maddie
Maddie: Up until twelve and before that it was only what I could give you, which was basic first aid
Chapter 3: They should just get their shit together already
Notes:
I couldn't find a tag for adriana and albert so I just put original male character because thats the closest I could get
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The 118 Extension
Bobby: Hey, everyone just wanted to let you know me and Athena are hosting a BBQ at our place tomorrow. -Bobby Nash
Hen: So... Cap if we have plans?
Athena: Cancel them. We haven't had everyone in the same room in months.
Buck: Yes ma'am!
Maddie: Buckley-Hans will be there
Karen: Wilsons will be there.
Harry: Obviously I'll be there free food
Eddie: Buck, me, and Chris will be there
Ravi: Panikkars will be there
Harry: We'll take the one we already got thanks
Ravi: Give it a year...
Athena: What do you mean?
May: Me and Ravi want to get married eventually
Bobby: So it is in the cards? -Bobby Nash
Ravi: Yeah.
Athena: Be good... But anyway BYOB
Harry: What?
Buck: It means bring your own bottle
Harry: Oh
Hen: You seriously that thick in the head?
Harry: Well I'm not aloud to drink for another three years. So yeah.
Albert: LIES!!!
Chim: How long have you been in this group?
Albert: Don't want me here I see how it is. Just tell me you want me dead.
Chim: Have I not made that clear?
Buck: Don't be mean to big ol bert
Albert: Big B with an even bigger D
Maddie: Do I want to know?
Albert: It's a room-mate thing
May: You where room-mates?
Albert: Yeah but it's a long story
May: I got time.
Buck: Basically it started when maddie was pregnant with Jee-Yun, Chim moved in with me when the pandemic started. Then once it was safe chim moved back in with maddie and Albert moved in with me.
Albert: Then I moved out to travel
Hen: Don't forget when almost the whole A-shift moved in together
Adriana: Wait how many and who?
Ravi: Hen, Chim, Buck, and Eddie why?
Eddie: Adri I beg you don't say it.
Adriana: Fine I won't
Hen: Now I'm intrigued
Chim: Yeah spill
Maddie: I would love to know more about our good friend Eddie.
Bobby: Getting to know more about your co-workers could be fun.- Bobby Nash
Eddie: I've been here for the past past eight years the hell y'all mean?
Ravi: I mean as open as you and especially Buck are, there are parts of your of your lives that you hardly ever to never talk about
Buck: Okay cancer boy why am I getting dragged into this?
Ravi: Don't call me that
Eddie: You don't need to know everything about our lives
Maddie: He has a point, and I'm your sister
Chim: We know more about your sex life then between ages 12-19 of your life
Hen: Again he has a point...
Buck: Wasn't this about Eddie? Can we go back to that?
May: I personally would love to know more about both of you
Harry: Same here
Athena: Could be fun
Bobby: Knowing more about my subordinates could help me assist them better in the future. -Bobby Nash
Ravi: @Eddie do you know anything aabout buck between ages 9-12
Eddie: LOL yeah
Chim: Why am I not surprised
Harry: Because of how codependent they are.
Karen: Wrong groupchat
Buck: Can we please go back to the BBQ tomorrow... Please
Sophia: Whatcha hiding buckley
Buck: Nothing LOL
Karen: I could hear the squeak in that
Buck: What?
Eddie: His life was the same between 12-19 same as it was when he was 0-11
Chim: How do you know that Di-arz
Eddie: I said less the five minutes ago he told me dumbass
Private: Buck and Eddie
Eddie: Also you're driving tomorrow. ❤️
Buck: I figure that when you said I was going with you and Chris
Buck: You're such a passenger princess ❤️
Eddie: I will except that and I just hate LA traffic
Buck: Oh I'm aware
Eddie: Good because I don't want a new chauffeur.
Buck: You're only saying that because we're always together
Eddie: Do you think we're as codependent as they say?
Buck: Yes and no because we promised ti always be there for each other.
Eddie: True
Buck: But if you have a problem, I'll take a step back just tell me I don't want to make you uncomfortable
Eddie: Of course I don't have a problem with it and, I want you to stay exactly where you are. I love having you around and chris loves having you around. And you could never make me uncomfortable. Got it?
Buck: Mhm
Eddie: Got it?
Buck: Got it
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Chim: @Buck @Eddie you good?
Harry: Y'all alive?
May: I think we broke them.
Adriana: Yeah probs
Maddie: I can believe it
Karen: Same
Athena: If you both don't respond in the next ten seconds you won't get any of my potato salad
Sophia: 10
Albert: 9
Hen: 8
May: 7
Ravi: 6
Adriana: 5
Chim: 4
Karen: 3
Maddie: 2
Harry: 1
Albert: Damn they really must be dead
Bobby: @Buck @Eddie do you need a welfare check? -Bobby Nash
May: Notice how he said it in a way that didn't make it sound plural
Bobby: There probably at Eddies. -Bobby Nash
Ravi: Damm catching strays from cap? Wouldn't want to be them.
Eddie: Then fuck did we miss?
Buck: We come back to catching strays from cap.
Buck: You wound me father
Hen: ...
May: ...
Karen: ...
Maddie: ...
Harry: ...
Ravi: ...
Chim: ...
Albert: ...
Athena: ...
Adriana: Oop
Sophia: I'm hearing crickets wby Eds?
Eddie: Think I'm hearing them too...
Someone get me a double shot of tequila
(Ravi added Albert)
(Ravi added Sophia)
(Ravi added Adriana)
(Ravi added Bobby)
Ravi: Welcome to the buddie groupchat
Sophia: Buddie?
Adriana: 🤨
Albert: 🤨
Maddie: Buck and eddie groupchat
May: Basically we complain about them being stupid
Chim: Then we try to get them together
Karen: Then we complain more
Hen: But don't forget Eddie hasn't come out yet so use discretion.
Athena: And if he comes out to you in private do not tell us it's our decision when we find out
Ravi: Also you good cap?
Bobby: Why wouldn't I be? -Bobby Nash
Albert: Because Buck just called you father.
Chim: Like I get we joke about you being our father.
Hen: But to Buck you're the father he never got, like when me, Eddie, and Buck went to Austin to help with the wildfires Buck told Tk strand that you're like the father he never got.
Ravi: He said that?
Hen: Yeah I heard the 126 talking about it.
Harry: I'm trying real hard to be a hater because your supposed to hate your older siblings
Karen: Notice how you called him am older sibling
May: Did mom and Bobby accidentally adopt buck?
Maddie: I think so...
Athena: Was it an accident?
Sophia: Damn
Adriana: Oop...
Harry: So we have a brother?
May: Obviously and he's 6'2 and built like a fucking tank compared to his probie year
Athena: May Grant
Ravi: It is true though I can tell from the photos I've seen
Athena: Watch it young man
Ravi: Yes ma'am
Albert: Kiss ass
Ravi: For the wwomanwho could have me killed with the snap of her fingers. Yes... Yes I am
May: Bros so whipped
Ravi; Don't you want me to have respect for your mother?
Ravi: The woman who birthed and raised you
Chim: He has a point
May: Please don't say birthed because then I have to remember what my parents done
Adriana: What did I just come back to?
Albert: Agreed
Private: Adriana and Albert
Adriana: I have been traumatised
Albert: Buck and Eddie are so Lucky
Adriana: I know right
Albert: Fr anyway you gonna visit Eddie any time soon?
Adriana: Yeah Sophia is bringing her husband and daughter and I'm gonna tell Eddie I'm moving to LA.
Albert: Don't you have med school in El paso?
Adriana: Yeah I'm going to complete my second year online then do my third year in LA
Albert: So you're moving to LA?
Adriana: I just said that but yeah but Buck and Eddie don't know yet please don't tell them
Albert: Of course
Albert: When you visit would you wanna get coffee because I'm moving back soon
Adriana: Sure it would be nice to meet one of the sane people
Albert: Same maybe I can get some of my brain cells back!!!
Adriana: You actually had any to begin with?
Albert: I know shocking
Adriana: Message me when your in town
Albert: Was about to say the same!
Adriana: LOL
Private: Buck and Eddie
Buck: Why did they all go quiet?
Eddie: No clue it's suspicious, they're never this quiet.
Buck: It's unsettling
Eddie: Well are you coming over to bake desserts for the BBQ tomorrow?
Buck: While you stand behind me because I "forced" you into taste testing
Eddie: Yes
Buck: Be there in twenty
Eddie: See you soon!!!
Buck: Bye luv ya
Eddie: Bye love ya two.
Buck: Such a dork
Eddie: ❤️