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Cream Unicorn is very annoyed. CookieLand was having horrible budget cuts, and Cream Unicorn was struggling to keep their business afloat for a while. Suddenly, the captain of the Cream Republic's navy walked up and just... gave them enough money to keep CookieLand open?? They were overjoyed, and then the Republic, seeing they had enough money to not struggle, raised taxes for them specifically. Cream Unicorn sought out the captain, who seemed just as mad about the whole situation as they were. It turned out the Creme Republic was just killing off small businesses for the heck of it!
So now, Cream Unicorn was making a knife out of wood and stone, and preparing to head out to sea. The captain had asked for their help changing the Cream Republic by stealing from the oligarchs in control and helping those under the oligarchs' thumbs regain their freedom and rights. Well, guess they're a pirate now.