FunnyFicsForARainyDay
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House loses his voice and Wilson helps out for a day. Or maybe not.
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- Part 2 of Everybody Lies
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Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
06 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1Series
- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter
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What else would I do? by iarrannme for tielan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
14 Feb 2020
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Maria, Natasha and Pepper on a road trip – a vignette in an AU started by Tielan.
Or, as summarized by reader TheRedMenace:
People think Pepper is everyone's impulse control. They are wrong.
People think Maria has no personality. They are wrong.
People think Nat is above being silly as hell. They are wrong. -
Aliens, Hammers, and Making a Memorable First Impression by Marvel_Fangirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Dec 2020
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"Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”
He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.
“Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.
Thor just stared.
(Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)
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Shock and Aucasaurus by iarrannme for Domenika Marzione (domarzione)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Jan 2020
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Freshman orientation at MIT. Shock collars. Dinosaurs. Just another day.
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you gotta help me; i’m losing my mind by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Mar 2024
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r/relationship_advice
@HanguangJun
I noticed that my coworker’s boyfriend seems more interested in me than in her. How should I bring this up?r/relationship_advice
@demonicgrandmaster
how do i seduce someone who can’t take a hint??????OR: reddit is not the best place for advice
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- Part 1 of reddit stories
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Deku's Siren Song by miraculousemily47
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Mar 2021
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I Mustache you about your Eyebrows by TheDeadGirlRisen for Renoki
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Jul 2021
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Izuku notices something odd about Present Mic's eyebrows and mustache. This leads to him trying to not laugh everytime he sees Present Mic.
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- Part 1 of Izuku and his Moustache Adventures
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dress in drag and do the hula by pr3tty_pumpk1n
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jul 2020
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"Midoriya-kun, what are you planning to use to distract them? That villain just reduced the area to rubble in less than a second!" Yaoyorozu stressed; Izuku could relate on a spiritual level to the amount of anxiety she was expressing. "It's not like you could dress up in drag and then do the hula!" Izuku paused. They all paled.
"No," Iida hissed. "Absolutely not. Midoriya-kun, please do not—"
“That was sarcastic, Midoriya-kun—“
"Midobro, you cannot be serious—"
"Midoriya-kun, you're very nice to look at," Todoroki gained a few looks, "but this isn't going to—"
"That might just work."
Or: Midoriya Izuku distracts the villains— and the heroes, for that matter— with the power of drag.
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- Part 2 of Pass the Memes, Please
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Come Take Control by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 Mar 2022
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Having an Emergency Intimacy Contact (EIC) is standard heroic procedure these days.
This, of course, means that most heroes don’t really take it seriously anymore. Instead, using at least one spot on the EIC as a “fantasy pick” has become common practice.
A trend that #1 Hero Dekiru might, or might not, end up regretting when he runs afoul of a villain's quirk and his EIC list is activated.
Because no one was expecting Eraserhead, the demon-sensei of UA and source of Izuku's entire friend group’s lingering high school nightmares, to be Dekiru’s #1 pick.
Least of all Aizawa himself.
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- Part 1 of Emergency Intimacy Contact