Ineffable Pining ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
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End of the World? Put a Quest on It! by ZehWulf for robinwinged
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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"Why do you seem so displeased that I’ve broached the subject?” Aziraphale asked warily. “We may not get on, but I’m not suggesting we work together-together. Merely pursue our own lines of inquiry and meet up to exchange information. I think we’ll stand a better chance of finding something if we’re able to supplement any oral histories with archived ones.”
“Yeah, exactly,” Crowley said testily. “That all makes a fantastic amount of sense. I’m pissed because it was supposed to be me asking you to get off your prissy high horse for two seconds to lower yourself to work with me—for the sake of the world,” Crowley bitched.
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Two elf mages, both alike in relative lack of dignity, are forced to lay aside a decades-long bitter rivalry to go on a not-so-epic quest to find a book that will, supposedly, help to save the world (someday). A whole lot of tragi-comic arguing and D&D-flavored nonsense ensues.
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“And this is me,” he said, drawing to a halt in front of the portrait. It didn’t hurt to look upon, anymore. He’d never been so vain that he mourned his previous looks. But, it had been a nasty shock to realize he could no longer visit where he wished, dine as he so chose, be welcome at any public entertainment or meeting of minds. He missed being able to melt into the fray of humanity; just another person enjoying the fruits of human ingenuity and the joy of shared experience.
“Oh, look at you,” Crowley said with damningly polite approval. “Cute, in a cherubic sort of way.” She looked over at him, obviously comparing, and Aziraphale met her scrutiny with a bland expression. “I like the horns,” she decided. “They add character.”
“I’m so glad to meet with your approval,” he said dryly and shrugged. “They’re here to stay, at any rate.”
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In which Aziraphale isn’t quite Sleeping Beauty, and Crowley isn’t quite Cinderella, but their lives definitely collide because of some Beauty and the Beast nonsense.
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Hell's kitchen, heaven's chef by Sani86
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2020
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Crowley is a high-strung chef - one of London's best - but his boss Beez is fed up with his tricks. So they hire a mild-mannered blonde chef to keep him in line.
Crowley hates the guy.
Except that he doesn't, not even a little.
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The ex-antichrist's college guide to coming out, growing up, and passing your midterms by Solshine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Feb 2020
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Starting college is hard enough already — making friends, choosing a degree, living on your own, maybe even kindling a romance with that cute annoying boy in your geometry class. When you're the antichrist and the almost antichrist, it's just a little bit harder.
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A Selection of Unsent Letters from a Demon by Heretic1103 for shanimalx
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Mar 2024
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At the urging of his human friends and his grief therapy group, Crowley begins writing letters to Aziraphale that he never intends to send.