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"All of a sudden an outbreak of ethereal disturbances had wreaked havoc across the world, great massive spheres of condensed ether began swallowing the land and growing out of control"
"Soon after: the Void Hunters would be formed"In this alternate retelling of the events leading to Seasons 1's Finale; The Youngest Void Hunter to be instated finds herself on the trail of an imposter seeking to cause havoc in New Eridu, all the while an all too real voice in her head seeks to tear down the hero she strives to be.
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- Part 1 of Fox Tails
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Dennis Whitaker expects just another shooting: another sterile studio, another job where he blends into the background. Instead, he finds himself working with legendary photographer Michael “Robby” Robinavitch, a man whose gaze feels far too personal to be professional.
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of ejo + hr
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BODYSWAP HELL YEAH
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“Jungkook will surely give you a ride if you ask him.”Jimin scoffs. “I'd rather walk."
Or: What’s even more unconventional than riding in your sworn enemy's car across the country on Christmas Eve?
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Mono only rolled his eyes. “I meant, you’ve got a point. I do want to know the reason behind her stupid decision. So fine! I’ll follow you until I get to ask her…”
“Oh, that’s great!”
“And kill her after...” he deliberately mumbled it loud enough so Viola could hear him.
She shot him a death glare.
“What? I was joking! Can’t a guy make a silly joke about killing his betrayer he once called a friend?” Mono smiled innocently as if that joke wasn’t dark itself.
“That’s my mom you’re talking about, so you better be joking.” She put her hand on Mono’s shoulder. “Or else I’m gonna have to bury two bodies instead of one.” Viola patted him on the back and walked away.
Now it was her turn to smile oh-so-innocently.
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The Blueprint by FyrestoneSiren
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jun 2026
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After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.
Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.
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- Part 1 of Prompts
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Group Chat: No Cap by hoveringcat9
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander creates another Group Chat without his Husband, planning a surprise half Birthday/Pride party, he needs the help of his fellow Centaurs.
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- Part 5 of Centaurs Group Chat: Half Horsing Around
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CAINE’S SUPER-FANTASTICAL AND ULTRA-REALISTIC GAME OF LIFE by route_to_evil
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
19 Jun 2026
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“Congratulations!” Caine bellowed cheerfully, tossing an old-fashioned camera over his shoulder and fanning the residual polaroid between his thumb and forefinger.
He paused only for a second to admire the resulting still. Blissfully unperturbed by the fact it immortalized the image of Jax’s hands rung tight around Cupid’s neck. Or that cartoonishly obvious bite marks littered his forearms. Or that neither were paying any mind to the camera’s lens, wide, disturbed eyes fixed to the bundle of babies that had been unceremoniously bestowed upon them.
“What a beautiful family,” he gushed, flicking a beady tear from his eye, before he clapped his hands together, and suddenly, everything they’d grown used to over the course of ten minutes sank into the void of the in-between.
“And now, you get to live in domestic bliss as man and housewife in a beautiful, utopian suburbia,” Caine declared, hand clutched over his heart as his other arm gestured widely to the newly formed rows of picket fences and colorful houses. “As nature intended.”
He was met with silence and stares.
But then, voice tilting with petulant delight, Cupid suggested;
“I vote we make Jax the housewife.”
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11 million for that ass by Coffeetextandfriendship
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has won a Stanley Cup, captained two teams, and spent a decade being one of the best hockey players alive. So naturally, the entire planet disregards that and falls in love with him over twelve second clip of him dancing. So much in fact that he's been given 4 nicknames and someone is already building a Spotify playlist from the songs that remix the original clip.
Or: Ilya's dance moves and that ass of his breaks the internet.
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18 and crazy (no one to save me) by Yellow_Jello
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
03 Jun 2026
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“Is that…?”
“Whoa, no way.”
“Draconia!?”[Oh, Mr. Prefect, there seems to be quite the spectacle occurring.] Kim Soleum looked left to where the rabbit plush gestured.
There was a crowd of students tittering in awe. They were slowly dispersing as they parted the way for a tall student in a toxic-green vest.
Curious, Kim Soleum perched on his toes to peer over the crowd.
He froze.
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What the fuck?
OR: Teenage!Kim Soleum, after being unwittingly kidnapped to Night Raven College, reflects on all the crazy threats he's had to face.
(+With an added comic at the end!)Series
- Part 4 of The Yuu-niverse
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sosuke aizen was never one for surprise parties because he found the whole thing too tedious: the confetti, the cake, and entertaining friends-in-laws — as he called them — and acquaintances for hours on end. he would much rather spend his day peacefully, alone.
but things never really work out the way he wants them to, do they?
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When darkness traps you and the light fades, there will always be a part of you that still shines—whether for yourself, for someone else, or for the world. Everything, just to keep moving forward no matter what.
A knight will choose his own destiny no matter what. He may let himself fade away, but even that will never extinguish his light.
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comfort food by imcoming_tothecottage
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Jun 2026
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"We have to stop meeting like this," Shane jokes.
"Why?" Ilya asks. His smirk is lethal. "Is fun."
"Where's your dog?" Penny asks, staring up at Ilya.
or: Shane's daughter Penny gets lost at the grocery store and is found by Ilya, the new owner of Nadia’s Russian Café. After, Shane and Ilya keep running into each other by accident until they decide to start running into each other on purpose.
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Shen Jiu’s Old Life as a Shizun by special_little_cornflake
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
14 Jun 2026
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After seven years of wrangling children and being reluctantly happy, Shen Jiu is back in his old body. He has complicated feelings about it.
Meanwhile, various residents of Cang Qiong get introduced to Shen Jiu's new disciples. The reviews are mixed.
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- Part 2 of Shen Jiu’s New Life as a Mother
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Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Bood
what have you given her before?Ilya
A fucking, mostlyBood
CHEAP
CHEAP GIFT GIVERIlya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.
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- Part 1 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
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It's the same damn thing, that made my heart surrender by hoe637282
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2026
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“I have to go,” Draco blurts.
Harry blinks at him, clearly caught off guard. “Er...okay,” he says, glancing around as though trying to locate whatever he’s missed. “Did something happen?”
Yes, Draco thinks miserably. I’ve just realised I want to kiss you, and worse, that this is the second time I’ve had that thought, which is entirely unacceptable and requires immediate removal from your presence.
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In which Draco’s greatest enemy is a chair, Gryffindors are confusing, Unspeakables are even more so, and Harry Potter is becoming a problem. It’s a good thing Draco is above frivolous things like love. Right?
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It's the same damn thing, that made my heart surrender
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What happens in Vegas, not always stays in Vegas by yaxenia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jun 2026
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Jane :
I want an explanation about FUCKING wedding ring on my finger?
We god wed didn't we?Lily :
It so cliche
wedding in Vegas
we couldn't do that
oh
wait
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We couldIn 2015, after Shane won in Vegas, Ilya and Shane accidentally got married.
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Captain vs. Captain by deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Apr 2026
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Following the internet success of Shane and Ilya's presentation at the NHL Awards, ESPN decided to contract with them to do a whole series. It goes far better than anyone could have dreamed.
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“When you think about it,” Jackie said, when Shane had dinner with her and Hayden a few days later, “hockey’s basically already reality tv.”
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- Part 3 of Hollanov fics
- Part 1 of Captain vs Captain
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One Of The Emily’s by SheIsMyScar (TheLoveOfApples)
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
09 Jun 2026
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Twenty years after walking away from Miranda in Paris, Andy Sachs finds herself back at Runway, looking to return to her editorial roots.
The magazine is struggling, the Features department is a mess, and working here again is probably the worst idea she’s ever had. But Andy refuses to be intimidated. She’s older now, sharper, far more experienced, and much less willing to be rattled than she was at twenty-four. Even when the person doing the rattling is Miranda Priestly herself.
Because despite Miranda’s convenient act of selective amnesia, Andy knows she has forgotten nothing. Not the eight months they spent caught in each other’s orbit, and definitely not the last night in Paris that shattered everything between them.
At first, Andy is determined to keep things professional, prove she belongs at Runway on her own terms, and ignore the history still lingering between them. But as outside pressure mounts and old feelings resurface, she finds herself falling for Miranda all over again. And this time, Miranda isn’t doing nearly as good a job pretending she doesn’t feel it too.
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Your Hotel or Mine? by LeviosaWitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Jan 2026
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ILYA: *waving a hand* Yes, yes, hockey. Shane is very good at... defense. At stopping me. Or trying to stop me. *He leans closer to Shane.* But I am very good at... penetration. Breaking through defense.
SHANE: *closing his eyes briefly* Oh my god.
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Interview time: Ilya: a menace. Shane: mentally collapsed. The ice is secondary.
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