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    After the end of the war, both Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are left with incurable ailments, restricting and reducing them to a mere echo of their former lives. Forced to share a room at St Mungo's, they find themselves bonding through their shared agony.

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    Jeff has a problem, a very limp and painful problem. His sister Amy naturally takes full advantage of it to humiliate her brother. But then she realizes, maybe she can help her brother after all? Her teasing quickly takes on a whole other note.

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    Set after season 1.
    Shane and Ilya try this dating thing for real.
    Slice-of-life explorations on sex, rivalry, and looove.

    Now complete!

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    His mother’s eyes darken with weariness Shane recognizes instinctually, a grief separate but not wholly unlike his own. A tear makes its way down her cheek, but Shane’s stay put, stubborn, cradled in his lashline like if he doesn’t cry, maybe none of this is as bad as he thinks it is.

    “Just—I just have to ask,” she says. Her voice lowers to a whisper, that ever-steady corner of her mouth wavering as her palm envelopes his cheek. “How long have you been hurting?”

    My whole life, probably, Shane thinks. I'm sorry. I just didn’t know.

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    [Or: Shane learns that skill, passion, and meticulous control aren't necessarily immunity, and that rest isn't something he's owed so much as he has to carve out for himself; sometimes with a whisper, sometimes with his pride on the line, sometimes on his hands and knees. And still, regardless, despite—he refuses to give up on this either, even if this time it means believing in himself instead of familiar schedules or rituals. Even if it means his whole life has to change to do it.

    Even if it means having to believe that he's worth that much in the first place.]

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    “There’s not some convoluted number of times we’re supposed to fuck every month. It’s personal.”

    Jake blinked up to meet Bradley’s eyes again. His heart thrummed with a soft relief.

    “Sounding like a fucking sex therapist, Bradshaw. Maybe you should consider a new career field."

    Bradley snorted and rolled his eyes. “I’ll look into it.”

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    Keith uses a substance made from a plant grown on cosmic whales to temporarily de-age himself as a perverse gift for Shiro on his 40th birthday.

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    "Lestat, you're a vampire—" As he says this, he squeezes his shoulders between his hands in an almost condescending manner, as if explaining it to him in the right way will suddenly make the problem disappear. "—you can't have erectile dysfunction," and he feels crazy just saying those words out loud.

    Lestat hides behind his own hands, lets out a loud sigh before collapsing onto the sofa in the absurd hope of being swallowed up by it.
    "Just let me die here," he stammers.

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    Ilya laughs. He finds that once he starts, he can't stop. He laughs at the fact that he's in France with Shane Hollander. He laughs at the fact he's Shane Hollander's boyfriend. He laughs at the fact that he gave up Moscow for a better life, only to end up in fucking Ottawa. 

    Ilya's dick stops working one month before he's supposed to leave for the South of France. 

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    Jack Krauser went out camping all by himself, but he wasn't alone for too long.

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    Sir Hans Capon has grown into a lonely man. Sad, bitter, and far from the happy, mindless Lordling he used to be; having never found anyone to ever truly love him.

    Until Rattay gets a new Captain of the Guards. Henry of Skalitz- quiet, hardened by years of endless battles; having never met anyone to love after losing his home.

    They meet. And, throughout the months, they bring each other back to life again.

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    "I'll erase it and rewrite it, with nonsensical surrealism and an unforgettable sense of presence."

    Cody Anderson one day goes from smoking outside of work to waking up back in high school mere months before the worst event in his life happened.

    His first course of action? Updating his anime lists.

    (Remember to TURN ON CREATOR SKIN, there's something cool occasionally)

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    You need an escape plan and respond to an ad online looking for a date. John Mactavish doesn't exactly offer you freedom in exchange.

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    Chan coughs on the smoke he inhales. A bubbling laugh from Felix catches him off-guard.

    “Was that your first ever hit?” Felix asks.

    He nods wordlessly, mesmerized by the beautiful boy haloed in the club fluorescent lights.

    “Let’s see what other firsts of yours I can take, old man.”

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    Older man Chan goes to the club, and Felix and Hyunjin take several of his first times.

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    Heated Rivalry fics, a mix of showverse and bookverse but showverse somewhat favored (no shade, I just love the work they did in the adaptation). In my usual fashion, I find sticking to canon as much as possible to be a fun challenge, I try hard with timelines and weird canon details and things, but I ultimately try to serve the characters most of all. I do tend to make people too nice to each other but I try to keep emotions vaguely plausibly-realistic.
    Stories aren't in a sequence but I have also, because this is how I am as a person, largely tried to make them in continuity with one another.

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    Peter Parker visits Flash Thompson’s house to help with a school assignment, but the evening takes an unexpected turn. As they work on Flash’s Macbeth essay, Peter discovers a vulnerable side to the usually brash jock, who struggles with his overbearing father and the pressures of being a star athlete.

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    "Twelve years without a decent meal. Twelve years without a proper bed. Twelve years without," He stopped himself, grinning crookedly before finishing, "human company."

    "Do you want me to…" He cut himself off, cheeks burning, but Sirius' head snapped up, eyes suddenly alert despite the whiskey.

    He wet his lips. "Help," he murmured, barely audible. "You said, twelve years without..."

    His fingers flexed against the glass, knuckles pale before he tipped his head back against the chair. "Merlin, Harry," he said, voice rough. "If you’re offering, get over here and get on your knees."

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    Robby gets unbearably horny at the sight of Jack's flexing arms. One thing leads to another and confessions are made, changing their relationship for the better.

    A late contribution to Rabbot Week, Day 2 - Drunken Confessions

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    Leonardo is a typical boy in the student council with good grades and a pretty girlfriend. He has all he could ever want! Right..? Until he realizes that his feelings for the treasurer and his best friend have grown to be more than platonic.

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    he’s seen tweek bare so many times that it’s almost more of a treat to have him so obviously vulnerable like this while still being fully clothed…

    …humans really are animals. tweek’s body is inviting him in, acting as an offering— even if he didn’t mean it that way. and craig has the instinct to meet it mutually and see how much tweek is willing to give without being scared off.

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