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“Santos recently got into soccer and she’s been pulling Dennis into it,” Robby elaborated, and Dana couldn’t tell you why she didn't question in that moment why he knew that fact. “We’re talking about which team to support, since Pittsburgh doesn’t have one.”
“Robby doesn’t even have a team,” Whitaker complained, and the lack of honorific was so obvious in hindsight, though right then Dana had hardly questioned when the resident had gotten so comfortable with the attending. “He just roots for whoever is playing against Philly.”
“City loyalty,” Robby emphasized again, causing the younger man to roll his eyes once more and huff out an exasperated sigh.
“Sorry, kid,” Dana offered to Whitaker. “I’m with Robby on this one. Fuck Philly.”
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Three times Dennis and Robby's relationship should've been obvious to everyone around them, and the one time nobody could ignore it anymore.
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Shane gestured helplessly at the empty space Wyatt had just vacated. “Rozanov. What are you doing? This is for charity.”
Sliding a heavy, matte-black credit card across the counter, Ilya didn’t even blink.
“I know,” he murmured, his blue eyes dropping directly to Shane’s mouth. “I’m being generous.”
When Shane Hollander is drafted into working the hospital’s Valentine’s Day kissing booth, he expects awkward kisses and a miserable afternoon.
What he doesn’t expect is Ilya Rozanov buying every single ticket.
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- Part 7 of hockey didn't happen
- Part 5 of college hollanov
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By Order of the Ministry: A Union by EarienMalfoy13
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2026
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Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, two war heroes stand on the brink of magical Britain’s highest office: Harry Potter, beloved Head of the DMLE, and Hermione Granger, the Ministry’s youngest Undersecretary for Magical Reform.
But as Hermione’s popularity grows — along with her increasingly radical reform agenda — the Ministry quietly moves to contain her.
Under the guise of postwar reconciliation, the Wizengamot passes a Marriage Reconciliation Act pairing pureblood heirs with prominent Muggleborns in an effort to “restore unity” across magical Britain.
Hermione Granger is matched with Draco Malfoy.
The political calculation is simple: alienate Hermione from progressive voters, scandalize conservative society, and hand the path to the Minister’s office to Harry Potter.
Instead, the Ministry accidentally creates the most dangerous political alliance Britain has seen in generations.
Welcome to By Order of the Ministry: A Union
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Fox hybrid Minho walks into a café, sees a bunny hybrid hanging all over his little brother - and immediately decides he’s trouble.
Jisung meets the prettiest, grumpiest customer of his life - and immediately decides that he’s going to do whatever it takes to make him smile.
Somewhere between wrong first impressions, free pudding, and one very public emotional breakdown, things start to uncomplicate themselves.
or: Minho misjudges Jisung on day one and then spends months being quietly obsessed with him while pretending he isn’t. Jisung, meanwhile, is busy falling in love with a man who looks like he’d rather be anywhere else, but keeps coming back anyway.
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Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year.
He tries not to fall apart.
Tries not to smoke too much weed.
And tries not to fall in love with Draco Malfoy.He fails rather spectacularly at all of the above.
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Vogue's 73 Questions with the hottest couple in hockey by dragonsXmaroon
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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Shane and Ilya do the 73 Question Interview with Vogue.
Ilya is his usual self. Shane contemplates filing for divorce.OR
Ilya Rozanov refuses to get media trained and Shane gets multiple heart attacks.Series
- Part 1 of Ilya Rozanov is a Chaos Gremlin
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they were never meant to raise a child, let alone a baby.
fate, it seemed, had its own funny way of disagreeing.
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adorable pup jungkook with his vampire hyung
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Scott Hunter claims there are no other gay hockey players in the MLH, or at least none he's met.
Ilya Rozanov is a smart dresser, a catty bitch, and a flirt.
Kip Grady is starting to think maybe his boyfriend is a little gaydar-ically challenged, but he loves him anyway. He'll just have to show him the light, one $40 bet at a time.
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“That’s not-” Shane starts, but he stops himself. Ilya tilts his head slightly in question, but Shane bites the inside of his cheek and then shakes his head slightly, cheeks flushing. “I do trust you,” Shane says.
“But not with your car?” Ilya asks. “You are afraid I will drive all the boring out of it?”
Shane rolls his eyes.
“It’s a good car-” He starts in another refrain of one of his favorite summer songs.
Ilya rolls them and pins his boyfriend under him before he has to hear about four wheel drive and gas mileage again.
There are far better uses for Shane’s mouth, after all.
(in which ilya learns that being a passenger in the car knocks shane tf out)
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Whizzer is a typical fanboy- desperate to meet his hero!
But he never knew they would meet like this.
Whizzer is a photographer for a local newspaper. he is sent out one average Sunday where he encountered something so extraordinary, that it changed his life forever.
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Timeline Debates by Honeybees_n_flowers
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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A few months after Shane and Ilya’s relationship is revealed, Twitter begins to speculate about the timeline of it all. Ilya fans the flames.
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- Part 3 of Bee's Heated Rivalry Fics
- Part 2 of HR Socmed Fics
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The only safe spot I have is you by sleepaholicc
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Jun 2026
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When Caelus started to see ghosts around him, he clinged to the only lifeline that he had, Dan Heng. The Loner in his class, for whatever reason the ghosts avoid him, and Caelus fully started to take advantage of it to save himself.
By following him, by sleeping in the same bed as him.
By joining him in the showers, and kissing him-
Forget about ghosts, he ended up turning Dan Heng gay.
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Even if Zhalia knew being multilingual was pretty much a prerequisite for becoming a Seeker, there were times she envied people with only one language to worry about.
Being able to interrogate locals during missions had its perks, but forgetting the most basic of words in one language and only knowing them in another could get a little annoying. The amount of times she’d had to describe an item to Dante because she knew its name in all languages except the one they were speaking was almost embarrassing.
In her opinion however, the words that had an entirely different meaning depending on what language they were spoken in were the worst of all. Explaining to Dante how much he meant to her was difficult enough on its own even without the language barrier – or more like lack thereof – but being unable to come up with meaningful words when she had so many to choose from was especially frustrating.
Even if being affectionate didn’t come quite as naturally to her as it did to him, he deserved to know. And even if he knew already, he deserved to be told.
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Or: Zhalia is multilingual and tries finding the language in which telling Dante "I love you" holds the most meaning.
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Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers Series – Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), the long game - Fandom
08 May 2026
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Izuku Midoriya stops caring! by therandomone95
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), my hero - Fandom
10 Jan 2025
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Izuku Midoriya is always expected to be the most hardworking, inspiring hero in training there ever was. But what if he stopped caring for a couple of days?
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Harry doesn't Apparate to the roof of his school when running away from Dudley and his gang, but to an empty Grimmauld Place. The house raises him, with some help from Black portraits, and then Harry happens to everyone else.
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red, white, and royal purple by aurorapng, t4lksaxy (aurorapng)
Fandom State SMP | ish's Civilization Series
07 Mar 2026
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fluxarata fic collection from ish's statesmp
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“Doesn’t bother me,” He shrugs.
Taehyung raises a brow at that, taking a long draw from his cigarette—Jungkook can’t help but let his eyes linger on the way the guitarist’s pretty lips circle the stick, his cheeks pulling in tight to suck. Thoughts of what else Taehyung’s mouth can do plague the sophomore’s mind.
Then, breaking him from thoughts of Taehyung on his knees, said boy blows a giant cloud of smoke directly at Jungkook’s face. His warm breath hits him as the smoky wisps fill his senses, eyes and nose stinging. “How about now?”
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Guess I'm dreaming again (let's be more than this, now)
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Percy Jackson and The Olympians: The Lost Gods by orphan_account
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson & The Olympians (Movies)
01 Mar 2023
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Book 1 of the Roman PJO series written by me.
Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon, but brought to the Wolf House by a twist of fate. How will the roman son of Neptune who foregoes his Greek heritage stop the plan of the Titans without losing his comrades' trust?
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