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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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The Great Migraine Mishap of 2018 by theresbeenaglitch
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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Where his friend’s golden curls should have been on the pillow there was a shock of black hair. Instead of Roz’s familiar features he was looking at a face full of freckles, a face that he recognized easily as they had been playing against each other only hours earlier.
Shane Hollander.
Shane Hollander was in Ilya Rozanov’s bed.
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Another Cliff finds out fic.
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❛ 𝗛𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 & 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗴𝘀 ❜ - 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗶𝗻, 𝗖𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀 ♪˚⊹ by MartinsMatcha for Martin Edwards
Fandoms: CORTIS (Band), K-pop
15 Jun 2026
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Mai Song is Twitter-famous—well, in theory.
At Seoul International School, she's known only as the perfect student body's respected class president.
But online, Mai is the secret brains behind "K-Popped," one of the most up-and-coming K-pop commentary blogs, with an anonymous reputation as the fearless teenage media journalist who's unafraid to challenge the industry.
Her hidden identity kept her safe; that was, until her hate comment on Cortis's newest single went viral, and what began as a song analysis spiraled into a full-scale fan war.
Martin decides he's going to find the blogger first and solve this issue once and for all. He needed to track the blogger down and convince them to stop before the Hybe legal team did something far worse.
But the truth is the last thing he expects— the anonymous blogger with the power to ruin his career turns out to be the bold, witty girl he'd secretly had a little crush on.
Now, they're trapped together fighting a fandom in utter chaos, a company desperate to control the narrative, and a secret that could ruin them both. Will they solve this PR nightmare, or become each other's biggest scandals?
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It’s been three months since Gwi-Ma was finally defeated at the Namsan Tower. And he’s disappeared from the demon world as well, leaving behind an unlikely heir in his wake: Jinu, the fallen leader of the Saja Boys.
Jinu is alive… barely… and only because the rest of the Sajas gave their souls to save him.
But their sacrifice isn’t turning out exactly how they wanted it to, and they’re torn between keeping their hyeong alive and saving themselves.As new bonds are forged and broken, the Sajas and the Hunters must all decide whose side they are finally willing to stand on… and no action comes without consequence.
Here’s KPop Demon Hunters 2 as I’d like it to be! POV will alternate between the five Sajas and the three Hunters.
This is my first fic ever and a crack at post-canon of the movie I’m totally obsessed with.
Credit for the Saja Boys’ original names and inspiration for their backstories goes to jaanaur_AK and their AMAZING “The Song They Couldn’t Write”! TYSM!
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Dear Soulmate (Do you think of me?) by Xandaixx
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Apr 2026
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He had thought that day would've been like every other. Sure, the kids got a little riled up. It happend when so much uncertainty was all around them.
Ryland had never imagined that that fateful day would eventually lead to finding the answer to his own all-encompassing curiosity about his soulmark.
What do you mean?
Or, Grace spends his whole life wondering what his soulmark means, and whether he even has a soulmate. He finds his answer among the stars.
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bro ts SO cute i’m cryibg
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eleven out of ten by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Apr 2026
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Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
Ilya: Sure.
Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussyIn which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life
A sequel to "ten out of ten"
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- Part 8 of the secret society of stick handlers
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This Wasn't the Beginning I Pictured (but I think it's working for me) by Itsallfine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Apr 2026
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What if Ilya had stayed for round two the night of their first hook up, only to fall asleep there and be discovered by Yuna Hollander the next morning?
OR: Shane gets a version of the “Rose tells him he’s gay” conversation at 19 instead of 25, and it comes from his mother.
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At almost thirty-one, Park Jimin has achieved the ultimate millennial dream: a thoroughly mediocre corporate existence that demands absolutely nothing of his soul. He has his ergonomic chair, his perfectly timed commute to avoid elevator small talk, and a flawless system of mutual procrastination with his work-bestie, Hoseok. His life is boring, ordinary, and exactly the way he likes it.
Then their boss hires Jeon Jungkook.
--------Jungkook was standing up, leaning his forearms over the low fabric partition that separated their desks. He was smiling brightly, pointing a finger directly at Jimin's monitor.
"I saw the little 'Jimin is typing' bubbles popping up on Slack for like two minutes, so I figured you were taking a break from your presentation," Jungkook said, completely oblivious to the murderous intent radiating from Jimin's soul. "Since you're answering now, I can just walk you through my notes! It's super fast, I promise."
Jimin slowly slid his headphones down to his neck. His sanctuary was breached. His code was under attack. Synchronous, unprompted communication was happening.
His boring, ordinary life was officially over.
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- Part 1 of The Anxiety Spreadsheets
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Harry Potter is being ignored by everyone who’s supposed to care, takes a fall off a ladder and wakes up in a hospital. With nowhere left to go and a deep mistrust of adult intervention, he escapes to London for a night where things, naturally, get worse. He’s got no plan, a bruised skull, and a wand he’s not allowed to use. What he does get is Severus Snape, pressed into reluctant babysitter duty by Dumbledore himself.
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- Part 1 of Timshel (Thou Mayest)
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Frank Sinatra is deep in this- shocking work
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Trust In Me by Poison_panties
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
15 Jun 2026
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Peter's life after the Erasure was quite shit for a while, if we're being completely honest. But now, four years after the spell, he's finally gotten his life in order and is having a grand old time as Spider-Man.
It's truly a shame those wizards had to come along and send him through that weird portal. Oh well, he'll just have to lay low for a while until he figures out how to get back to his own universe. If only it wasn't for this guy that keeps tracking him down.
Or: Peter Parker gets sent to Gotham. Somehow, he manages to get himself a roommate and several friends along the way.
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Ilya Rozanov’s life flips upside down when he’s granted parental rights to his recently orphaned 5-month-old niece. Shane Hollander’s life flips upside down when the two of them move in next door.
Or: Shane Hollander, certified Baby Whisperer, is the only thing that can get his next door neighbours screaming infant to stop wailing.
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- Part 9 of Hollanov
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When Chloe returns from vacation abroad, Nathaniel expects snide remarks and bragging about her trip to Germany. Perhaps even a few jabs at Marinette and Adriens' new relationship. What he doesn't expect is complete silence. She doesn't even look up from the ground as she makes her way to her seat. She pulls out her workbook instead of her cell phone and keeps completely to herself.
Nathaniel and Chloe weren't friends, so why was he so worried? Maybe she's just having a bad day? But the bad day turned into a bad week, and then a bad month. She hardly spoke and opted for doing everything alone.So much could happen as the year unfolds, but it will be okay in the end.
Right?
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series title from pinkpantheress 'illegal'
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To Pursue & Conquer by Watermelonsmellinfellon for Morticia-Butler (writing_shorts_but_failing)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jun 2023
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Harry Potter has presented as an Omega during the summer before Seventh Year. Little does he know that Alpha Tom Gaunt has had an eye on him for ages and is finally enacting his plan to woo Harry. Unfortunately, others have finally noticed how much of a catch Harry is, and Tom has to get ahead without ruining all his efforts to build a good reputation for himself despite the Dark Lord being his 'father'.
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Bestowed with the honor of fake dating Min Yoongi: May I present Jung Hoseok! by MapofmySoul
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
28 Jun 2023
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Yoongi didn't mean to lie when they asked if he's single. His relatives just happened to be so fucking annoying that he slipped. And now he has to bring his "partner" to his brother's wedding and Hoseok is laughing at his dumb plan.
Actually, all his friends are laughing at his dumb plan. But Hoseok looks really pretty while doing so. Yoongi might need to overthink his feelings about his best friend. No better place than his brothers' wedding with Hoseok as a fake-boyfriend by his side, is there?
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8th Years Potions class promises nothing but continued torture for Harry, until Headmistress McGonagall points it out to him that perhaps the best way to silence Snape is simply to prove himself to the professor. But if killing Voldemort wasn't enough, could Harry really impress the Half-Blood Prince with only brewing?
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My version of Hotch & Prentiss' lives in canon, starting with their 1st meeting when he worked for her mother, taking them through mid Season 4 where things go AU. Colleagues to friendship to romance.
This story is complete, and is just being transferred over from ff.net.
**2010 PROFILER'S CHOICE CM AWARDS WINNER: Best Characterization of Aaron Hotchner; Best Characterization of Emily Prentiss; Best Het Romance; Best Overall Fic (tie)
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- Part 1 of Girl'verse: Universe A
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The Brightest Star Of The Darkest Night by TheDarkLover22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2022
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Harry Potter, the forgotten twin brother of Boy-Who-Lived, was beaten to death by his abusive Muggle relatives. But his Magic disagreed with dying so early, so it dug deep into his soul and brought out something that will help him survive. Who will take him from his destined cruel Fate?
Tom Marvolo Riddle, AKA Lord Voldemort has fallen into the deepest voids because of his addiction to Dark Arts. So when his Prophesied equal and mortal enemy, who happens to be the keeper of his soul piece, comes to his aid and offers him another chance by helping him recover from the insanity, hence filling out the void that has been created by cruel merciless fate, what he will do? Can he refuse the little green-eyed chaos maker who declared himself as his son in everything but blood?
James "Jim" Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, and the Wizarding World's child celebrity. But it's not a life he wants for himself. There is something else he wants with all his heart, something that he would exchange all his fame and glory for in a beat. What is it that he desires the most in the World?
* Previously known as The Dark Prince: Rebirth
*All characters belong to JK Rowling. Tags may change as the story progresses.Series
- Part 1 of Anchor of Life And Scythe of Death
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Bar night is a fan favorite: a tradition amongst friends.
Suki has always enjoyed bar night, hanging out with her friends as they celebrate the end of the week. One night, though, goes a bit awry, as Suki is backed into a corner that she's not exactly happy to be in. Luckily, Sokka swoops in at the right time to help her, leading them to use this tactic once more.
Yet as they discuss what happened that night, Suki figures she actually likes when Sokka is there.
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buzzcut season by a_burning_constellation
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
15 Jun 2026
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"It's not that bad," Yuuji lies.
"It's really bad."
"Kugisaki!"
He smacks her on the arm, praying that his indignance, sputtering, and overall vibe will convince her to shut the fuck up before Megumi overhears them.
"The curse gave him a reverse mohawk, Itadori. What else am I supposed to say?"
So, their mission hadn't exactly gone according to plan.
or, you know that adage of if you still like your crush after they get a really bad hair cut, that's how you know it's love?
yuuji finds out just how true that is
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cutest thing ever