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Burn Them All by Anonymous
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
26 Jun 2026
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Beware: Maegor with teats has begotten Aerion the Monstrous.
Prince Aerion Targaryen once drank a cup of wildfire, convinced it would make him a dragon. It made him a corpse instead—briefly. Fate (or the gods, or some bored Valyrian demon with a taste for jokes) spits him back into the world generations earlier, reborn as the twin brother of Prince Jacerys Velaryon, son of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen.
He isn’t a dragon. Tragic.
Still Aerion decides to do what he does best:
Cause problems on purpose.
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“Well, if you ask me, I'd say the weather is looking pretty hot. What's up with the new haircut, Sieun-ssi? Trying to impress me?”
Sieun's face drops instantly, like the sheer presence of Ahn Suho weighs him down, the man aging ten years in a span of two sentences.
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News anchor Suho shamelessly flirts with his colleague during a live national broadcast.
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Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by MadeofMud
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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“Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.
“Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”
“What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.
“This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.
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In his efforts to become the best captain possible, Shane accidentally cultivates among his teammates a debilitating praise kink.
(Or, the unforeseen consequences of prolonged and repeated exposure to Shane Hollander's beautiful big brown bottom eyes, and its documented effects on a worrisomely increasing number of professional hockey players.)
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When Draco tells her that he plans to spend the solstice alone, Hermione has other ideas.
Unfortunately, so does the Manor.
A Fuck-or-Die Christmas RomCom featuring blood magic, breeding kinks, and a sentient manor that is determined to get the job done.
Written for A Very Merry Daddy Knows Best 2025.
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Alpha Yoongi and omega Jimin have been secretly dating for years, but their company’s strict no-dating policy means they have to pretend to hate each other at work.
It’s annoying, stressful, a little stupid, but fine.
Until Jimin accidentally gets pregnant.
Now they’re faking fights in the office, hiding a growing belly, dodging suspicious coworkers, and trying to keep their jobs… all while navigating cravings, hormones, and the chaos of preparing for a baby no one can know exists.
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Dirfter goes into Doormans room that he has been in more times than he can count. This was supposed to be like every other visit, except this time hes come to realize some feelings that he has for the god, that he now has to figure out how to talk to him about.
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- Part 1 of 4 Part DriftDoor fic
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[PODFIC] Welcome To Gusu! by esbielle was also here (esbielle), kisahawklin, part_the_salt (pass_the_salt), serious_g00se, XxMiserySmilesxX
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), Welcome to Night Vale
18 May 2025
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There are few certainties in the world. Death is one of them. Poor or rich, young or old, we all die one day. This is unless, of course, you can do a really sick flute solo.
Welcome... to Night Vale
FOR VOICETEAM 2025: STARRING THE ANNOYING AUTHOR (MISERY) AS WEI WUXIAN, THE ELECTRIFYING ESBIELLE AS LAN WANGJI, THE KINETIC KISAHAWKLIN AS JIN LING, THE PRECIOUS PASS_THE_SALT AS JIANG CHENG, AND WITH MUSIC BY THE RADIANT RIONAA AND THE NUMINOUS NONPLUSSED!
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Nightvale radio show with The Untamed cast. Excellent
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a masterclass in characterization, tears of join in my eyes. i always wondered why there weren't more wtnv au's and this scratched that itch perfectly
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Ciaphas Cain just intended to spend time partying with the local elite to make his lifetime posting managing a bunch of PDF on a backwater world like Slawkenberg more comfortable. Now his face is on the flag of rebellion across the system, he has an enamoured Daemon Princess stalking him from the Warp, and the lunatics are looking to HIM for leadership …
TV Tropes page : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/CiaphasCainWarmasterOfChaos- Language:
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"well would you look what the bat dragged in" by theycallme_ook
Fandoms: Batman Beyond, Batman - All Media Types
25 Nov 2021
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In which there’s someone asleep in the Batchair, everyone is sure they know who it is, and everyone is wrong. That’s what happens when so many people in your found family look so similar, I guess. The pranks are a side effect of the guano fumes, probably.
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- Part 19 of BB obsession pt...
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r/wasianasshole
Description: You tell us a story where you might be coming across as an asshole. The rest of the sub chimes in to comment on it.Replies:
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Completed hahahha
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how I imagine Jason Todd reacts to Dyl getting kidnapped by oopshenangians
Fandoms: Red Hood: Resurrection (Fan Series 2024), Batfamily Reacts (Web Series), Batman - All Media Types
29 Jun 2026
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From what he could remember, he’d really just been trying to walk to his apartment and passed an alley and apparently the people there didn’t like his face. (Definitely didn’t have anything to do with the fact Dyl noticed suspicious cash and suspicious bags and decided the best thing to do was walk up and go: “Hey! Are you guys thinking of committing a crime?”)
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Dyl gets kidnapped, mildly concussed, and steals a blanket. All while Jason panics about his best friend being in an abandoned warehouse.
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- Part 50 of RHR Inspired
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Frequencies of a Fractured Spark by IgniaRaw
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
28 Jun 2026
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Starscream is the Air Commander of the Decepticon armada, Megatron’s Conjux, and the exhausted carrier of highly chaotic sparklings. His life is a delicately balanced schedule of managing a Warlord's tantrums, dealing with his Autobot ex-lover Skyfire, and keeping his fiercely addictive, secret sessions with Soundwave under the radar.
But when the stoic Soundwave decides he’s no longer willing to just share the shadows, and Megatron’s unresolved obsession with Optimus Prime reaches a boiling point, Starscream’s perfectly compartmentalized life goes entirely off the rails. Between an expanding polycule, unexpected pregnancies, and a Decepticon High Command that functions more like a feral family, Starscream is about to learn that you don't have to choose when you can simply conquer them all.
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- Part 3 of Spark in Double - Spin Off
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The Great Pretender by lady_st4rdus7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.
The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.
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Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.Series
- Part 1 of star’s 5+1
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Side Effects May Include... by kaelila
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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“You’re pregnant,” Recovery Girl says.
Izuku stares at her. And then he fucking laughs. The sudden sound making Recovery Girl wince.
“Good one,” he manages finally, wiping at his face. “Wow. For a second there I thought you were about to tell me I was dying.” He inhales, still smiling.
“But no, seriously, what’s wrong with me?”
Recovery Girl doesn’t smile.
“Yes, seriously. You are pregnant.”
Izuku’s smile disappears.
“What.”
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Pro heroes Deku and Dynamight get hit by an aphrodisiac quirk. But no big deal, it’s not like it’s their first time. When you’re a pro hero in a world full of mysterious quirks, you stop asking what even counts as normal anymore. Besides, it’s not their first time fucking it out either.
But holy fucking plus ultra
He is pregnant.
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Plastic Hearts by ilikecoolrocks
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
14 Dec 2025
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Regina smirked, “Look at you” She whispered, trailing her hand accross his chest, his strong shoulders, over his jaw, making him shudder. He kissed her palm reverently and kissing down her neck, leaving no area untouched, as if he couldn’t bare a moment without his lips on her. “You’re completely falling apart for me.”
Rodrick looked up, his eyes glazed and so in devotion of her. And then his face split into the cockiest, most dangerous smirk she’d ever seen on him.
He tilted her chin up with two fingers, smirk razor sharp. He leaned in, nose brushing hers, voice rough at the edges. “Oh yeah?" His hand tightened on her waist, dragging her closer. His voice dropped to a whisper, hot against her mouth, “Princess, you kissed me like that because you’ve been aching for it. For weeks." He brushed his lips over hers, not kissing. Taunting. "Kinda cute how one set was all it took to get you climbing me.”
or No one told Rodrick Heffley how hard it would be to stop looking at Regina as if she hung the stars
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stray cat strut by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Aug 2024
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Lan Wangji lifts his head to press his lips to Xiao-Hei's forehead, the kiss an expression of all the affection he has to offer.
“Prrt?” Xiao-Hei says, and stretches, and—
The weight on Lan Wangji increases abruptly, and his hands aren't touching soft fur anymore, they're touching soft skin—bare skin—and he's looking down into Xiao-Hei's yellow, slitted eyes, though not into Xiao-Hei's little cat face, but the face of a man.
A beautiful, startled, very naked man.
Or: Lan Wangji finds himself with a stray cat he didn't want, then a stray cultivator he pretends not to want, and then a stray boyfriend he definitely wants.
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Hollanov by dabforpalermo
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 May 2026
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Hollanov, amazing series of fics
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Eri's Perfect* Hero by Fusefire86
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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*Perfect=Quirkless
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Eri being her adorable and surprisingly cutely manipulative self.
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Feel Me Feel You by MissLorali for 3AM_ilk (Rocha)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Mar 2024
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After being humiliated by Class A's Wonder Duo, Monoma decides a little revenge is in order. What better way to get back at the two than to make them swap bodies?
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so sweet