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The Laika to my Felicette by banthatguy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
04 Jun 2026
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There's 1 in 70,000 people on the planet who have the gene needed to survive the Hail Mary's expedition. In that limited pool, 1 in maybe 1000 had the necessary skills needed for the mission — more dire still, even less people were willing to volunteer for what is essentially a suicide mission.
When an explosion killed not only their science officers but also their engineers, Eva Stratt makes the tough decision to put 2 people on the spacecraft that no one was expecting to be even be candidates.
One is a middle-school science teacher.
One is a convicted eco terrorist.
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AU where Simon did all his suffering on Earth and is dragged against his will onto the Hail Mary alongside Grace
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Oh, Ochako. Ochako. by cutecoconutcraziness (dehydratedcoconut)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Jun 2026
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Here is an experimental, somewhat poetic work dedicated to Tsuchako, albeit in a one-sided, self-deprecatory internalized homophobic sense. Consider this a glimpse into Tsuyu's thoughts about Ochako.
Happy Pride Month, Tsuchako Team!
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- English
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- 522
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if i never see you again, you can be anything i want by carmenfoster14
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jun 2026
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"Eva?"
Ryland Grace stood in the door of her cell, radiant and warm as ever. She blinked, rubbed her eyes. Still there. She pinched her arm. She felt it.
"What?" she rasped, feeling her breathing grow heavy and labored.
"Hey, hey, deep breaths. You're alright." He reached out a hand. "Hey, I'm getting you out of here, okay?"
or, the hail mary crew (+ rocky and adrian) return to earth
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"On Copper-9, no one will hear you scream."
One of many Weyland-Yutani sovereign exoplanets, Copper 9 has been dormant for decades as all communications with the rest of the human civilization has been unattainable. In cruel irony, the planets' own benefactors had deployed combat units, dubbed by the survivors, "Murder Drones". The looming threat of death from uncaring synthetics alongside the other horrors that call Copper-9 home have turned life on the surface a near impossibility.
Many have chosen to take refuge in the scattered mining bunkers, choosing to make do with whatever technology and leftovers from Wayland that they've taken for themselves. For one individual, however, survival was not enough. Uzi Doorman, daughter of an engineering prodigy, aims to forge a path for herself, alongside her trusty homemade railgun. To break the chains that keeps her people afraid and hidden, she sets out into the frozen wastes of Copper-9. Will she blaze a path for herself, or will she be consumed by the horrors buried beneath the frozen caverns of this dead world.An Alternative Universe using the characters, themes, ideas and locations from "Murder Drones" set within the expanded "Alien" universe.
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“Both of them, their hearts…”
For a split second, Nami fears the worst.
“Their hearts started beating!”
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Mikasa is your perfect roommate and you're... well, flawed you. When Mikasa, who you thought could never sleep in or drink too much, does both things and is late for a commitment you step in to help. Unfortunately, you have to help her friend Jean by being his model for the day. You with anxiety and a complete dread for being perceived so intimately... and now he's holding a camera to your face while you're supposed to 'act natural.'
How will this change the trajectory of your life?
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Indomitable Grace by thepossumwrites
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
03 Jun 2026
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Simon is supposed to be dead. The last thing he remembers is a half formed prayer on his lips as The Blood Eel unmakes him.
Hail Mary, full of Grace.
Grace is unsure how this man blipped into existence inside the Hail Mary, but holy moly is he attractive. Once you get past all the blood, that is.
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Каждую ночь меня посещают отвратительные грязные мысли. Я ненавижу Онидзуку, это он виноват в моих страданиях, что ты, моя любимая, разочарована. Ты смотришь на меня с осуждением со стен и потолка. Мне стыдно, но эта грязь преследует меня во снах. Я вижу его практически каждую ночь, я не могу сдержаться и не прикоснуться к его губам.
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Would you still hate me even after i'm dead? (HIATUS. But not permenantly <3) by Crystal_Willows
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
03 Jun 2026
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007n7 tries to kill himself after seeing c00lkidd as a killer for the first time.
It only gets worse for him before it gets better.
Multiship or enemies to lovers but im not sure.
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I hugged you tight as you were crumpling down, as I have found your loneliness by rainiswriting
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
03 Jun 2026
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He has nothing: no family, no friends, no wealth, and no reputation. His so-called 'life' before the shooting is just full of selfish people who just want to take and take until he is stretched thin to the point of no return. What sort of life is that?
But is the alternative right now any better? Being a slut for a man who sees him as nothing more than a hole to stuff his sperm into?
Apparently it is, because Ric is still here, letting the bastard do whatever the fuck he wants.
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- Part 3 of Rainy JDWeek 2026
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After the 2023 Formula One season ends, Lando Norris is left trying to outrun the feeling that everyone around him is moving forward faster than he is. What starts as a tense conversation with Max Fewtrell in a quiet pub spirals into reckless nights, ugly coping mechanisms, and a phone call made from Hercules harbour when everything finally catches up to him.
Meanwhile, rookie driver Oscar Piastri is dealing with the aftermath of his own first season in Formula One: the pressure, the expectations, and the strange emptiness that comes after finally achieving the dream he’s chased his whole life.
Somewhere between late-night calls, off-season boredom, and constantly ending up at each other’s flats, the two McLaren drivers begin orbiting each other in ways neither of them really understands.Or: Lando is quietly falling apart, Oscar keeps answering the phone, and the 2023 winter break becomes something neither of them expected. It carries in the 2024 season and the fans are eating it up.
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What if Pomni shot herself at the end of her fight with Jax, instead of throwing the gun at him? And what if what they believed about the abstracted wasn't real?
Title was thought up by Percerrinas.
This is a FunnyBunnyFroggy TADC AU poly fanfic that starts during Jax and Pomni's fight in episode 6. But was started after episode 8 has aired. This is a much darker version of the story, and will go in a different direction than the show. It'll be filled with angst, fluff, major mental health issues, the works.
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Take everything from the inside by TotallyNotScrewed101
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
02 Jun 2026
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The nights after the fight were rarely uneventful
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He sat up with a start and his breaths immediately came in short gasps as he desperately tried to free his legs from the blankets that were now tangled around them in his likely thrashing. Rubbing a hand over his face, a snapshot of the monster flashed in his eyes and he gasped again. He felt like its hands were around his throat, squeezing hard until he felt like he was going to faint.
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This is Killua's point of view of “Sometimes the quietness is comforting.”
Don't have to read it to understand this fic
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- Part 2 of Comfort in the little things
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Hornet indulges in Lace. Lace struggles to understand how anyone can indulge in nothing.
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- Part 3 of Vice Instilled
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The Youngest Prince by 0NI0N_KNIGHT
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
02 Jun 2026
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The year is 209 After Conquest with the power decline of House Targaryen new responsibilities waited them. To appease their vassals Heir Prince Baelor Targaryen and his younger brother Maekar attends the Tourney of Ashford Meadow with their children. As the youngest and least popular son of Baelor Breakspear, Prince Valerion Targaryen joins the royal host for the opportunity he longed for many years. But the thing the Youngest Prince didn't know was the destiny had other plans. And he was going to learn everything had a price.
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Red Fruit, Red Passion by Taeyangsfriedhairxxx_they_them for Cyberspace_Pirate
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)
02 Jun 2026
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Because as long as Yunho has Mingi, everything will be okay. As long as things stay normal, everything will be alright.
But what happens when a new gang comes, threatening The Flowers’ stability? More importantly, what happens when they try to take Mingi away from Yunho?
Shit goes down, that’s what happens.
A sequel to Cherry.
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- Part 2 of Sex, cats, tattoos and cigarettes
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forever By Your Side by unfortunately
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
02 Jun 2026
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In an alternate post-Twinkle Series, TM Opera O and Meisho Doto retire and start a life together.
Doto accepting the reality of this whole "girlfriends" thing would be easier if it changed their interactions in any substantial way. Except the kissing, that's pretty new.
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A depressed girl runs away from home and stumbles upon a hotel. She goes in and finds a library with a blind monster, and the monster comforts her and takes good care of her.
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- Part 1 of (untitled series)
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Being a creator themselves they hated the way that XGaster treated his creations but their wasn’t much they could do about it seeing as it wasn’t exactly real, but reincarnating into UnderVerse they were going to use this opportunity to beat some sense back into Ink, and make sure XGaster lost his life privileges and XGaster’s bitchass was going to pay, and his victims would get JUSTICE. But what was JUSTICE? And what was VENGEANCE? Could they make sure not to fall into VENGEANCE or would they even care if they did?
Also if they might be able to help out a pair of lovers along the way and see one of their favorite ships come to fruition, well, no one could blame them~
But can the others at least stop calling them kid!