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  1. 14

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    Lumine is very popular, for reasons the people of Fontaine don't understand, at least until they finally do.

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  2. 6

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    Robby and Dennis try to get freaky but are rudely interrupted by a visitor at the door.

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    Rocky was frantically rambling. Grace tried to translate the chirps and trills. One sound then cut through his confusion.
    Human.
    Rocky had said Human.

    Or: Simon gets found, in more ways than one.
    Chapter 1: Getting together
    Chapter 2: FILTH

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    James Cook, junior; nineteen years old, intelligent but easily distracted, impulse control issues, probable undiagnosed ADHD, remanded by the court into mandatory counseling for anger management—

    He’s your Thursday morning appointment and his acting-out behavior drives you straight up the wall.

    Discussing it with your husband goes nowhere, so you keep the finer details to yourself—the posturing, the cocky attitude, the colorful profanity, the provocative language, the blatant sexual harassment.

    So you grit your teeth, get ready for work.

    Today’s just another Thursday.

    Or is it?

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  5. 77

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    "What the hell!" Genma says as the door falls shut behind him. "Don't tell me you guys are fucking?"

    "Oh, God," Iruka says with a sigh, his eyes closed.

    "Okay," Kakashi says, voice deeper than usual when he narrows his eyes in a smile, "we won't tell you."

    Genma shrieks.

    (or: five times kakashi and iruka get cockblocked, and one time they don't)

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    • 14 Jul 2026

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    • 13 Jul 2026

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      Damn, this fic is like 90% really intense foreplay and edging, sexually and emotionally. The relationship is well established, and the vignettes chosen just show the moments where the tension is ratcheted higher without relief... until the very last moment.

    • 08 Jul 2026

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    • 06 Jul 2026

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      “This one,” Izumo pipes up and points at Genma, “has the bladder of a small child and would rather shit at home than in public.”

      “Language, for fuck’s sake,” Iruka mutters, though it’s lost on anyone else as Genma throws up his hands to say, “What the hell! I don’t even have to shit, man, what’s your problem?”

    • 05 Jul 2026

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    Katsuki runs into a familiar face at a bar, one he hasn’t seen in ten years.

    Good thing Izuku has better things to do than hold a grudge.

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    Deliverers who deliver any service!

    That was who Phainon was, who ran around the city assisting almost any and all requests to pay for his college tuition. But he had never, in all his years of being a Deliverer, been paid to specifically cater to one single person for a months-long request.

    Fake Relationship Phaidei AU, where Phaidei go out on a lot of cute dates together.

    Main story ✅ Side stories ⏳

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  8. 10

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    Bruce is asked what it's like raising a bunch of Alpha kids as a single omega parent. The answer is unexpected.

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    "Is it weird being the single Omega parent to a bunch of Alphas? Like what's the weirdest thing?"

    "The cock-blocking," said Bruce

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya’s life as dads to three kids: Nikolai (Niko), Maxim (Max), and Mila. This will be a series of oneshots exploring different moments in their parenting journey. All fics can be read as a standalone!

    p.s. title is in reference to the song Our House by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young 🩵

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    A moment later he has Bruce’s shirt off, and the other man has a hand down the front of his pants. They’re breathing heavily, arching against each other with cut-off moans, which is the excuse Clark uses for not hearing the patio door.

     

     

    “Um.”

    He and Bruce freeze, awkwardly positioned on the couch. Across the room, by the entrance to the kitchen, is a very confused-looking Jason. He has his finger by the lightswitch, an empty glass in his other hand.

    “I was just, uh…getting some water...” Jason swallows nervously, averting his eyes. “You know what, I’m sure Tim can make some out of saltwater, or something. I’m just gonna...go…”

     

    Or, the one where Bruce and Clark vacation with the batkids, everything goes wrong, and Clark is just trying to propose to his boyfriend, okay?

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  12. 60

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    A few years after the war, Harry spent his time elsewhere but the 12 Grimmauld Place. He found refuge at his least-favorite former Potion Master's home, and—unknowingly, unintentionally kept interrupted him and his boyfriend.

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    It ended with them wearing each other's hats, Luffy pantless and Law coatless, their respective crews ready and waiting for their sprint of shame onto their ships.

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    ***** NOW COMPLETE *****

    Ten years after the war, Hermione Granger has built a life on purpose: a brilliant career, more projects than hours in the day, and a future carefully unburdened by expectations. Draco Malfoy has done the opposite—running from his legacy, his family’s obligations, and a marriage contract he REALLY does not want to fulfill.

    A chance encounter at a gala at Malfoy Manor binds them together in a way neither of them chose—and neither of them can undo.

    An accidental marriage becomes something far more dangerous: a slow unraveling of old wounds, unavoidable desire, and a bond rooted in ancient magic that refuses to be broken easily. As Hermione and Draco search for a way out, they uncover a story buried deep in the Malfoy line—a tragedy of love, betrayal, and sacrifice that may hold the key to their freedom… or doom them to repeat it.

    Enemies bound by circumstance. Lovers bound by magic.
    And a question neither of them can escape: what if the cost of breaking the bond is more than they can bear?

    Accidental marriage. Slow emotional burn. Sharp banter, dangerous magic, and a lesson in accepting the love you think you don’t deserve.

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  15. 48

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    “Get the fuck out of my apartment before I put my hands on you."

    That does it, apparently, because Carlton's brows raise high on his forehead, and suddenly he's scrambling off the bed and grabbing his shirt from the floor at Will's feet.

    "Look, sorry, I didn't know he was… like… spoken for or whatever." He says as he's shoving his arms through his t-shirt.

    "I'm not spoken for!" Will yells, arms shooting upward before flopping to his sides.

    "No worries, man. I'll take care of him." Mike says, ignoring Will completely.

    Or: Mike Wheeler is jealous, what’s new?

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  16. 6

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    By Al-Ahmar, I don’t know a single bit of common language so please help me out here-!

    Are you speaking Afiyar?” He replied, unbothered and cocking his head a bit as the Eremite dropped his hands with shock before letting out a sigh of relief.

    You understand Afiyar?! What a relief! I thought I was going to have to make a fool of myself so you could understand me…” The Eremite sighed before looking back up, the same expression of worry overtaking his face and he stared at the wound on Alhaitham’s head.

    “Gods! You distracted me! Lay down you stupid man, your head is bleeding again!

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    For every bit of smart Alhaitham is, he was just a tiny bit stupid. Unfortunately for him, that stupid part of himself emerged as he gets caught up in a sandstorm in the Deserts of Hadramaveth, getting injured in the process. Being saved by a handsome rogue Eremite and their automaton companion, he realizes that knowing more than 20 different languages might be even more useful than he originally thought.

    That, and the realization he might a thing for passionate Eremite geniuses who need a little help learning Common.

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    Feline Afterlife by

    Fandom A Nightmare on Elm Street (Movies 1984-1994), Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010), American Dragon: Jake Long, American Horror Story, American Psycho (2000), ARK: Survival Evolved, Batman - All Media Types, Ben 10 Series, Candyman (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Child's Play | Chucky (Movies 1988-2017), Constantine (TV), Cookie Run (Video Game), DCU, DCU (Comics), Digimon - All Media Types, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, feline afterlife, Friday the 13th Series (Movies), Halloween (Movies 1978-2002), Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), House of Wax (2005), IT - Stephen King, Jeepers Creepers (Movies), Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Lilo & Stitch (Disney Animated Movies), Lucifer (TV), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Midnight Mass (TV), Monster Hunter (Video Games), Moon Knight (TV 2022), My Bloody Valentine (2009), One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), Original Work, Overwatch (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), Rick and Morty, Scream (Movies), Shrek (Movies), Sinners (2025), Stardew Valley (Video Game), Superman - All Media Types, Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005), Terraria, The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Boy (Movies - Bell), The Boys (TV 2019), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Sandman (TV 2022), Tokyo Ghoul, Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Undertale (Video Game), Winter Soldier (Marvel Comics), World of Warcraft, X-Men - All Media Types, ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)

    13 Jul 2026

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    For every soul that dies, they are sent to two divine beings to be judged. The sinless souls go to the Canine god Cerberus, while the sinners go to the feline god Tiamat. Tiamat is angered that she has to torture souls who are already tainted, they offer her no nourishment should she eat them. Nor do they giver her much needed entertainment, Tiamat grew bored and starved after time. She consumed one of the first sinless souls who successfully beat the trials and grew another head that is another cat species. A feline that's the same species forms as a servant to her. She grins at her newfound power and begins to put the sinless souls she steals through trials for entertainment. Should they win, they are consumed after a period of time until the soul grows weary of life and another head grows on Tiamat.

    Mama Mat, as she's called by her children. Gives them the souls she steals from her brother, tasking them with their trials. These are the story's of some of the very few who managed to survive the trials and gain immortal life and godhood within their new worlds.

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  19. 65

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    five times Will's randomly-assigned college roommate (accidentally) cockblocked, and one time he couldn't.

    runner-up for best misc, @solange-lol's fic awards 2023 <3

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  20. 6

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    my aarmau and potentially other fics in the ACU... my love for aphmau wont die even though i started watching her well over a decade ago.

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