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"Well yes, Nigel, maybe they would, but you cannot possibly be allocating any blame towards me when the two of them have been dancing around each other like emotionally repressed howler monkeys for months on end now. If anything, I'm doing them a much needed favour."
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5 times where Miranda tries to set her hopelessly oblivious assistants up with each other, and 1 time where she miraculously doesn't need to.
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The Blueprint by FyrestoneSiren
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jun 2026
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After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.
Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.
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- Part 1 of Prompts
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Drops of Jupiter by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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Dr Captain Ryland Grace returns to an Earth that had long designated him “history”; 58 years old, and with a body that ached in vicious revenge, Grace wanted to take Rocky and Adrian through the wonders of Planet Earth before his time came.
Rocky and Adrian would very much like it if Grace stopped referencing his mortality, and are finding Earth about as peculiar and spectacular as the man the planet gave them.
Earth is pleasantly surprised to see their intergalactic neighbours at their doorstep, and would very much like to confiscate Grace from Rocky for scientific study, because how the fuck was he still alive.
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Jane Adapts Nonnaturally Expeditiously by shanessed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Jun 2026
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Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
Jane: No
I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast
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Chapter 11
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he looks so cute wrapped round my finger by justhockey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Apr 2026
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“We’re just, well-“ Choui hedges, then glances round as if he’s looking for back up.
“We’re worried that you’re a bit too controlling,” Hayes blurts out. “Of Rozanov.”
Shane opens his mouth to respond, but he closes it again when he realises he has no fucking idea what to say. He’s - what?
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Ilya and Shane decide to do an anonymous group chat for queer hockey players.
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- Part 1 of SGS and extras
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Patrick and Claire come to visit.
The only problem is that Claire is terrified of Klaus, and Patrick doesn't like him much either.
Klaus wants to change that the only way he knows how.
Which is not at all, but like always he's trying.
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- Part 3 of Life Baby
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Luca "Haas" a problem by Amandsey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Feb 2026
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"The house was huge, the guy was surely very rich, large windows on the sides of the house, in a very rich neighbourhood too, for a few seconds Luca wondered if maybe he was in the wrong address, no one was coming to the door.
What felt like hours later, but in reality were like seconds later he sensed some movements from behind the door. When the door opened it felt like a gust of wind had gone through him, on the other side there he was, Boston Bears’ very own, Forward wing, Cliff Marleau. "
Or: Luca Haas decided to lose his virginity and Cliff Marleau decided to try man and after an amazing night Ilya Rozanov finds out and freaks out, because Luca Haas is his baby son, and no one should touch him.
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Stupid Canadian Love Day by arminaa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Feb 2026
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It seemed to Ilya like they invented a silly little holiday for every week of the year. Holiday for disguising children and sending them to bully neighbors for sweets. Holiday for pranks. Holiday to buy cheap shit at stores the day after after another holiday of eating dry bird. Holidays that seem mostly about getting black-out drunk.
There are too fucking many.
Ilya assumes Shane doesn't care about Valentine's Day. Rookie mistake.
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Four times people assume Shane is lying about his husband.
And one time they’re proven wrong.Series
- Part 1 of college hollanov
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@twisted_theory:
Wait... does anyone else realize we never see Charles with a girlfriend? Like, no one’s ever confirmed?
@julesbexx:
i don’t care if he’s single or taken, that man is a work of art 🙌or,
a lestappen social media au where the internet collectively tries to figure out who the singer/songwriter/model charles leclerc is in love with-
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Drive Them Away by FluffyGremlin
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, Batman - All Media Types
02 Sep 2025
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When a few of Gotham's scum try to relocate to Yokohama for better business, the bats obviously chase after them. The problem? They weren't exactly welcome. The Yokohama government reaches out to the Port Mafia to monitor the bats during their stay. Mori puts his best men on the job. The bats aren't pleased to be babysat by a chaotic teenage duo, who kill on their boss's orders.
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No Time to Explain by Noriam
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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Agnes Tachyon embarks on an unconventional research project to explore the link between Umamusume’s romantic preferences and their racing performance.
First question, "If presented with an attractive partner, would you be more drawn to breasts, or buttocks?"
True to her nature, subtlety is not her strong suit, and in the pursuit of science, she ends up dragging some people into some awkward moments.
Along the way, a sweet romance blossoms, turning scientific curiosity into something far more personal.Gold Ship's also there.
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so funny and whimsical
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Taehyung, a recently divorced man, is having a midlife crisis. Far away were the years when he was young and free of exploring his sexuality. Now, in his forties, with a teenage girl and being a closeted gay man, he feels that his life has finished already. However, after speaking with his best friend, he decides to give life a second chance, starting with enrolling in the gym.
That his commitment to his new habit is because he has a crush on the charming gym trainer Jungkook is something that nobody needs to know.
“Let’s do something, sir. Come tomorrow at 6pm and try my spinning class! I can assure you will have so much fun!” Jungkook said, his eyes sparkling.
Taehyung highly doubted he was going to enjoy that class at all. In fact, he thought he was unable to enjoy any physical activity, at any place, not at that gym or any other, could offer him an enjoyable experience. But instead of thanking Jungkook for his help and turning around again to run away from there, he discovered himself nodding, the words escaping from his mouth unconsciously.
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“Why did you kiss me?”
You tilted your head. “We shared in tongues.”
He flushed slightly, frowning at you. “Yes, I’m aware. But I am asking why?”
You regarded him with equal if not more confusion. “Do Lemurians not have such magic?”On what is supposed to be a romantic evening with his long lost love, Rafayel’s night takes a turn when instead he finds himself kissing you—a selkie who has lost her skin.
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- Part 3 of 机缘凑巧
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“What the fuck was that!?” Jason exclaimed, shock briefly making him forget the fear bleeding into him from the Pit. Phantom turned to him, mouth opening to respond, only to freeze and go wide eyed as he fully looked at Jason for the first time.
“What the fuck are you?” he gasped. Jason stiffened and backed up warily. The rest of his family tensed and took a protective step forward. “No,” Phantom continued, eyes squinting in inspection, “a more accurate question would be what the fuck was done to you.”
“Why? Do I bother you?” Jason snarled. The Pit was writhing in his chest, as though trying to flee.
“Oh it definitely bothers me. Hmm… yeah, no I can’t let that go.”
Failing to stop the summoning of the King of the Ghosts, the Batfam find themselves in a strange scenario when the summoned King refuses to take over the world and instead becomes incredibly interested in one of their own: Jason Todd.
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Death and motorcycles brought Satori and Issei into eachothers lives. This is how it went.
(Edit: THE NEW VERSION!!😋☝️🫶)
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in this world that runs fast (be happy with me) by themoonisdead
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jan 2023
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“Keigo, buddy, bestie, idiot.” Rumi stares at him with palpable incredulity. “You ate mystery food you found in your fridge and just went to sleep afterwards? You’re lucky you woke up!” Obviously he’s fine enough; he’s made it all the way to his lunch break with no issue. Rumi punches his shoulder, angry that he’s not treating this as gravely as she is. “Do you still have all of your organs?”
He waves her off, utterly despondent. “Rums, you don’t understand how good it was. I’d give up a couple organs right now to eat that well again.”
or: someone living in keigo's apartment is taking great care of an overworked bird
now with touya's pov! ...and a short epilogue
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in this world that runs fast (be happy with me) by themoonisdead
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In which Touya starts crashing in Hawks' apartment w/o the other knowing they are there. Somehow they go from unknowing roommates to anonymous househusbands to lovers
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Slade has always felt that Dick's family was a pain in the ass. He never expected that he'd ever have literal proof.
With a small grimace Slade yanks the offending object out of the toned flesh of his left ass cheek and presents it to Grayson. It's a sleek metal bat. The tip of a wing is dripping with Slade's blood. Dick's expression transforms into one of horror, and not a moment later all hell breaks loose.-
Batman and Robin discover Deathstroke and Nightwing together. This doesn't go over well.
Written for SladeRobin Week 2020. Day 7: Meeting the Parents/Family
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- Part 7 of SladeRobin Week 2020
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Have you been missing a time travel Tomarry where Harry and Tom are on somewhat equal footing? Where Tom is a plausible budding political leader? Where Harry can stand up to him and their relationship doesn’t seem toxic? Where the surrounding events and characters don’t go unnoticed? I have, so I gave writing one a try.
“The war is over and the Wizarding Britain has been slowly rising from the ashes. Harry just wishes none of it ever happened – what will he do when he’s given a chance to change the past? Was Dumbledore right about “the power he knows not” after all?“
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