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Klaus is trying his hand at being a culinary genius. Five is watching the chaos unfold. Luther was only dragged into this to make sure the kitchen wouldn't burn down, because god knows Five would just watch it burn with delight.
Then chaos happens, the cookies turn out to be - interesting to say the least. Five seemingly has an iron stomach, and the siblings learn that he'll eat just about anything.
Vanya has to be the voice of reason in the end of things.
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- Part 10 of old dog, old tricks
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01 Jul 2026
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Five trips and scrapes his knees, which Allison declares as a sign that the schoolboy shorts have seriously got to go and that she's taking him shopping. Honestly, this shopping trip was a long time coming anyway and everyone is surprised Allison held out this long.
Then Klaus wants to go, and Diego could use a new knife, and Vanya has been meaning to grab some more socks for weeks and - yeah, it turns into a family trip to the mall for clothes.
Five is lost at all the choices available to him, Klaus tosses clothes like they're playing dodgeball, Vanya loyally mans the shopping cart, and somehow none of them get banned from the store.
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- Part 6 of old dog, old tricks
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01 Jul 2026
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Five writes on the walls. Five writes on the cabinets. If it's a somewhat flat surface, Five will try and write on it. In an apocalypse, the whole world is your canvas as long as you have some charcoal in your hands.
However, back in civilization, people aren't as fond of casual vandalism.
Allison tries to talk to Five about it, but the talk goes sideways and feelings are hurt on both sides.
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- Part 4 of old dog, old tricks
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01 Jul 2026
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“Five?” Klaus breathes, his hands no longer glowing as Ben fades from corporeality, and Klaus wouldn’t be sure if Five even heard him if his brother didn’t go completely still.
Five turns around slowly, knife still in his hand, and he, like everything else in the room, is covered in blood. His eyes are the wildest Klaus has ever seen them, like a rabid tiger, and Klaus doesn’t feel like he’s looking at his brother, which he knows is illogical but still. Klaus gulps as those wild, raging eyes connect with his own, suddenly feeling very uncomfortable.
It’s the most gruesome scene Klaus has ever laid eyes on.
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30 Jun 2026
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A slight re-telling of the barn scene. Five's mind and body are at their breaking point, and something's gotta give.
In which the author takes a throw-away line in season 2 and runs with it.
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30 Jun 2026