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Klaus is trying his hand at being a culinary genius. Five is watching the chaos unfold. Luther was only dragged into this to make sure the kitchen wouldn't burn down, because god knows Five would just watch it burn with delight.
Then chaos happens, the cookies turn out to be - interesting to say the least. Five seemingly has an iron stomach, and the siblings learn that he'll eat just about anything.
Vanya has to be the voice of reason in the end of things.
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- Part 10 of old dog, old tricks
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01 Jul 2026
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Five trips and scrapes his knees, which Allison declares as a sign that the schoolboy shorts have seriously got to go and that she's taking him shopping. Honestly, this shopping trip was a long time coming anyway and everyone is surprised Allison held out this long.
Then Klaus wants to go, and Diego could use a new knife, and Vanya has been meaning to grab some more socks for weeks and - yeah, it turns into a family trip to the mall for clothes.
Five is lost at all the choices available to him, Klaus tosses clothes like they're playing dodgeball, Vanya loyally mans the shopping cart, and somehow none of them get banned from the store.
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- Part 6 of old dog, old tricks
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01 Jul 2026
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Five writes on the walls. Five writes on the cabinets. If it's a somewhat flat surface, Five will try and write on it. In an apocalypse, the whole world is your canvas as long as you have some charcoal in your hands.
However, back in civilization, people aren't as fond of casual vandalism.
Allison tries to talk to Five about it, but the talk goes sideways and feelings are hurt on both sides.
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- Part 4 of old dog, old tricks
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01 Jul 2026
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“Five?” Klaus breathes, his hands no longer glowing as Ben fades from corporeality, and Klaus wouldn’t be sure if Five even heard him if his brother didn’t go completely still.
Five turns around slowly, knife still in his hand, and he, like everything else in the room, is covered in blood. His eyes are the wildest Klaus has ever seen them, like a rabid tiger, and Klaus doesn’t feel like he’s looking at his brother, which he knows is illogical but still. Klaus gulps as those wild, raging eyes connect with his own, suddenly feeling very uncomfortable.
It’s the most gruesome scene Klaus has ever laid eyes on.
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30 Jun 2026
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A slight re-telling of the barn scene. Five's mind and body are at their breaking point, and something's gotta give.
In which the author takes a throw-away line in season 2 and runs with it.
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30 Jun 2026
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The elevator door slides close.
Klaus’s skin crawls. The floor begins to shift underneath him as they move upwards.
“See?” Luther stands as far away as he can to give him space. “It’s not so bad.”
“Wouldn’t have pegged you to be the type to fear falling to your death,” Diego muses, “I’ve seen you attempt to catwalk across the railing of our upper floor balcony.”
“Five would have caught me.” He survived the stairs and a fall from that height wouldn’t have killed him. “Probably.”
Diego opens his mouth to reply, but the elevator lurches to a stop.
“Shit.”
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30 Jun 2026
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Diego, Allison, and Klaus are in the living room listening to Five talk aloud to seemingly no one in the next room.
Diego is worried, Allison thinks it's cute, Klaus is somewhat confused
(Five's isolation and growing up in the apocalypse left him with a lot of habits that might seem odd to his siblings, and he didn't lose them just because he's back now - it's not like the commission exactly had good mental health services)
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- Part 1 of old dog, old tricks
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30 Jun 2026
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(Post S2) Barely surviving the Sparrow Timeline, the Hargreeves finally find themselves home. By some miracle, Five had figured out the correct equation, promising an apocalypse-free timeline. But this miracle comes with secrets, and also a price...
Or, the consequence of the Five blame game.
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29 Jun 2026
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Now that Klaus is sober, he can see the ghosts that follow Five around.
Among the disturbingly large crowd are some... familiar faces?
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Klaus just wants the ghosts to shut up so he can get some decent sleep.
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28 Jun 2026
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Klaus flicked through a few pages without reading them, shut the book, craned his neck to look back at Ben, and mouthed, does he sleep here?
Ben shrugged helplessly. “You could ask, but….”
But Five wouldn’t answer, Klaus knew. Not yet. Convincing Five to open up took finesse. For starters, Klaus had to get him talking again, so he tossed out the first question that came to mind – “Hey, did you and Dolores break up or something?”
“Abort mission,” Ben deadpanned.
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28 Jun 2026
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It turns out, she’s not that hard to fix. A couple jumps, a couple nudges to the side—crises averted. Allison can talk, the moon doesn't explode, Pogo isn't strung up on the wall. Vanya still goes deaf in one ear. (She doesn’t tell the others. They don’t ever ask.)
or, Vanya loses her hearing and also everything she thought she knew about herself. This is the aftermath.
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28 Jun 2026
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they could care less (as long as someone'll bleed) by Ford_Ye_Fiji
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
18 Aug 2020
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Number Five is cornered once again by commission agents, but this time with his family.
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Diego and Klaus learn something about their littlest-oldest brother.
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27 Jun 2026
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The equations are still wrong.
In 2002, Number Seven wonders why her siblings are acting odd.
(Or, the post-finale “Vanya doesn’t remember the time travel” fic)
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27 Jun 2026
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Allison crosses her arms. “Five,” she says firmly, “when was the last time you slept?”
“I don’t know,” Five says honestly. At Allison’s expression, he quickly adds, “But it doesn’t matter. I don’t know what it’ll take for all of you pea-brained idiots to realize that.”
“We may not be as intelligent as you, Five,” Allison says, “but at least all of us are smart enough to know how to take care of ourselves.”
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A week after the world is saved, Five convinces himself that he is still experiencing lingering side effects of paradox psychosis. His family has something to say about that.
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27 Jun 2026
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broken still you breathe (breathe, breathe, just breathe) by Eternal_Peace_is_Overrated
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 May 2022
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“He’s not coming,” Luther says impatiently. “Let's just get this over with.”
“Who’s not coming?”
The voice sounds behind them suddenly, and all of them startle and whip around in synchronization.
“Klaus,” Luther hears himself say distantly. “You’re…here.”
Four tilts his head, bringing his hand to his lips and inhaling deeply around the cigarette dangling between his fingers. When he exhales, the smoke curls around his head like a halo before drifting into the air.
“Yeah, well, I would’ve gotten here sooner,” Four says around the cigarette. “But I just really didn’t want to.”
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Number Four shows up to the funeral three hours late with an iced latte in one hand and a cigarette dangling from the other.
Or; Klaus fled the Academy the day they turned eighteen. He never looked back.
Ten years later, their father dies.
Number Four returns.And none of them quite know what to do with this new version of their black sheep brother.
AKA: Klaus single-handedly stops the apocalypse. It really wasn't that hard, so if everyone could stop looking at him like that, that would be great, thanks.
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27 Jun 2026
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i'm gonna be here til i'm nothing (but bones in the ground) by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Apr 2019
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Someone definitely just punched him in the chest, right? That’s the reason for that feeling? Or that last batch of pills had something seriously off-label mixed into them. Because there’s no way. There’s no fucking way.
He squeezes his eyes shut until dots burst behind his eyelids, but when he opens them, the hallucination doesn’t go away.
“… Five?”
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25 Jun 2026
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“Holy shit,” Diego says, shell-shocked and faint.
Ben frowns, nudges him forward a bit, watches Klaus pour tea into a chipped mug that used to Five’s favorite. Then Allison gasps, and Ben’s attention is pulled to the table where--where, holy fuck, Five is sitting. He’s wrapped up in Vanya’s pale blue comforter, hunched in on himself, shivering. He’s clearly older than Ben remembers, but his eyes are exhausted, reflecting trauma and horror beyond his seventeen years. His hair hangs in his face, curling at the ends. He offers a strained half-smile, says, “Hey, guys.”
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a continuation of "leave the light on" aka the rest of the hargreeves siblings get to reunite with five.
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24 Jun 2026
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It’s the middle of the night (if his calculations are correct, which they very well may not be, but hey, at least it’s dark out), but the lights are on. One in the foyer, a few peaking through the tiny kitchen windows, one in Vanya’s room and--
And one in his room.
Holy shit, Five thinks. I did it. I’m home.
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Five spends four years in the apocalypse before he manages to make it home. Luckily, there are people who have spent every night since he left waiting for him to come back.
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24 Jun 2026
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Wherein Soul is a big dumb idiot who, instead of using his words to tell Maka he likes her, decides to do so in the most unnecessarily dramatic way possible.
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23 Jun 2026
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Yang's ears were ringing, her vision blurry as she saw a form beside her. Red hair, silver eyes, she would almost think it was Ruby if it wasn't for the stark white cloak.
"Mom?" Her voice was broken as her eyes focused, standing beside her was indeed Summer Rose. "I guess I didn't make it out of this one huh?" She said with a weak laugh.
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23 Jun 2026