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    An AU where Riddler somehow ends up with most of the bat kids.

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    One shots of my My Hero Academia AU, focusing on varying characters and their lives in a world without quirks.

    - the ages stay canon for the most part
    - no quirks, duh
    - though uh, heteromorphs do exist, but only more animal based ones
    - oh and colored hair and eyes stay too because i think they're neat :3

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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Hyacinthus has come back from the dead and has been given immortality in the process, the only problem is that neither him or apollo know how to think about it
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    Day 11 : "Immortality”

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “I have another boy at home,” the wistful king murmured, his words leaving his lips with the burdensome weight of memory. “Much older than you by now… the last I saw him, he wasn’t yet half your size. But he lives very far from here, on another isle across the sea.”

    His own eyes stared back at him, unreactive to his words. His son was just an infant, but Odysseus realized that even if he were of rational age, he couldn’t possibly understand what he was saying. The child didn't know what existed beyond the idyllic, gilded shores of Ogygia. He didn't know of smiling people, and kingdoms, and war. The glittering isle had consumed the entirety of his life. Odysseus felt his grip around him tighten.

    “You won't die on these shores, boy of mine. I swear it on my life.”

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    An alternate universe in which Odysseus unwillingly has a child with Calypso.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Astyanax has stopped whimpering by the time they reach the shores of Ithaca. A crowd has gathered on the beaches, cheering and making music. Odysseus can see Penelope at the front of the crowd, her hair blowing this way and that in the breeze. Tucked on her side, probably too big to really be carried anymore but this occasion is special, is Telemachus, who stares at the ship with a gap-tooth smile.

    Despite everything, Odysseus feels his whole body relax at the familiar feeling of the ship scraping the sand beneath it.

    Penelope's eyes meet his and then trail down to the small child in his arms. He realizes how this must look.

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    Odysseus saves Astyanax, the gods are cruel, and Penelope is the best wife.

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    06 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    “I’ll teach you all the lessons, your daddy never could. This—”

    “Does that include math?”

    “…cruel world doesn’t…What.”

    (AKA: Antinous tries to teach Telemachus math.)

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    05 Jun 2026

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    So, Poseidon would admit he was lost.

    Odysseus had tricked him. Again. Despite the way the man had been all but trapped in Poseidon’s domain, Athena’s precious ‘Warrior of the Mind’ had not yet run out of luck and Poseidon was suffering for it. The coward refused to extend proper mercy, didn’t stand like a hero, and now used trickery to run from an honorable death. False righteousness, not even finishing the job.

    Yet Poseidon had chased him down, following him into the cave Odysseus’s ship had sailed into. Or, the cave he thought Odysseus’s ship had sailed into.

    He wasn’t sure anymore. This was most certainly not Greece anymore.

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    EPIC: The Musical's Poseidon lands in the PJO verse and decides that if the local Poseidon is not going to raise his son, then he's going to do it. Percy is just happy to have a dad that wants to take him to drown ferries of tourists.

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    02 Jun 2026