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The Trouble With T'Rub'l by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV)
01 Jul 2026
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Kirk and Spock are en route to meet a Klingon Captain for under-the-table negotiations when the Enterprise is ordered to change course and pick up a Vulcan "Special Ambassadorial Guest," kicking off 10 days of Shipboard S'chnanigans!
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“I’m not married.” Jim glared into the ready room’s tiny triangular monitor anchored in the middle of the table.“Does T'Pau know that?” Commodore Kithari raised an eyebrow. “Son, we all read the report on that ‘Vulcan Wedding’.”
Jim shook his head, sighing. “The wedding was canceled.”
“Right. About that. Vulcans are insanely secretive about their culture, but the Bolian Institute of Linguistics experts are all convinced that since Spock didn’t marry T’Pring but did complete the ritual…” she shrugged, then gave him a saucy wink. “Listen. Just roll with it.”
“That’s what he did on the sands of Vulcan.” Beside Jim, McCoy took another sip of his bourbon laced coffee. “Which is why we’re in this situation now.”
Kithari shot Bones a knowing smile. He raised his mug to her, mostly to hide his return smirk.
“It’s only ten days, Jim,” Kithari grinned at him. “You can handle a special ambassadorial guest for ten days.”
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Eye of the Beholder by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
22 Jun 2026
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Captain James T Kirk of the Ship of Theseus just wants to deliver his cargo in time when yet another damn Starfleet distress call derails his plans.
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“Captain, we’re receiving a distress call,” said Uhura.“Not today,” Jim Kirk put his open paperback on one knee, took off his glasses, and sighed. “We don’t have time. Is there a Starfleet ship nearby?”
“It’s from a Starfleet ship, Captain,” said Uhura.
“What madness have those idiots stumbled into now?” Sulu muttered.
“Forgot how turn kettle on,” Chekov grinned. “Need mama to make tea and wipe baby mouth.”
Kirk glared at the screen. The Starfleet ship wasn’t even visible yet, though that had as much to do with his own ship’s outdated sensors as it did with the aggressiveness of Starfleet’s signals.
“He has a point, Uhura. Is this a real crisis or are they panicking because the manual doesn’t describe their exact situation?”
Uhura tilted her head sideways, dark eyes sparkling behind her thick glasses as she listened to the message again. “Apparently there’s a… monster? On the ship. Whatever the cause, they’ve found six dead crewmembers so far, all with a set of ten small circular red wounds on their faces.”
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One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
18 Jan 2026
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Shenanigans ensue when one middle finger to the Academy too many gets Starfleet Cadet James T. Kirk booted off planet for a summer internship aboard the V.S.S. Sh'Raan.
He's hiding a major secret from the oh so earnest and helpful Vulcans, but the longer he's on the ship, the more Jim starts to wonder if they're keeping secrets from him, too.
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Captain Spisee handed Jim a heavy sheet of rich, cream paper embossed with gold dusted Vulcan calligraphy bearing the ship’s name. It was a bit cheap by the standards of Vulcan stationary aesthetics, but shipboard life meant some sacrifices. In the most elegant handwriting he’d ever had the privilege to lay eyes on, it read:
Human Enrichment and Optimal Health Program:
- One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat (more provided upon request)
- Seventy (70) Seconds of Hug Time Per Week (divided between crew members as you deem necessary)
- Three (3) Discrete Instances of Daily Praise
- Three (3) Structured Entertainments per week
- Minimum of One (1) Social Companion per meal (more available upon request)“We would appreciate detailed weekly feedback on the efficacy of our Human integration efforts."
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Sweet Diplomacy by Android_And_Ale for Jelliedlimes
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek
03 Nov 2025
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“Wife,” Sarek steepled his fingers, frowning before nodding slightly to himself, “there is a ritual."
Amanda squeezed his knee affectionately while rolling her eyes in Jim’s direction. “There always is, my love.” Jim winked back at her.
“Were you both Vulcans, then upon the sealing of their adult bond you would share a treasured memory of your son’s childhood with his new spouse.”
“Psi null.” Jim tapped his temple with one finger.
“But I am not,” said Sarek. “If you permit me, I would join both your minds and allow you to see how Spock, at a mere eight months of age, prevented a diplomatic disaster.”
Amanda grinned. “You’ll also get to see me when I was young and hot!”
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String Theory [Arts and Crafts] by Android_And_Ale for larissabernstein
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
21 Mar 2025
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Thanks to T'Lara, I'm back with a fresh craft project for K/S Spring Fever!
Click to behold Spirk strung up in a way you've never seen them before! -
Zine O'Biology Letters to the Editor by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
26 Jan 2025
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Welcome to the Zine O'Biology - an in-universe Star Trek academic journal! While others were busy writing in-depth academic style articles on Xenobiology, I was busy writing Academic Beef style letters to the editor and "recruiting advertisers" by dangling funny prompts in front of artists.
I humbly present my bonkers letters to the editor here. If you enjoy them then you owe it to yourself to check the whole Zine out! The Zine O'Biology features the work of three dozen writers and over 30 artists, and is chock full of fan written academic articles on alien biology, gorgeous art and illustrations, and ads from across the Alpha and Beta quadrants. You'll find aliens from every Star Trek series, including some deep cuts (you know you want to see an anatomical diagram of a Horta!) alongside fan favorites like Vulcans and Klingons.
Treat yourself to this unique Star Trek zine! You can get a copy of the whole thing at Itch.io, and you can find some (though far from all) of the art and illustrations here on AO3 by clicking on the Zine O'Biology collection.
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Illogical Consequences by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
31 Dec 2024
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An illicit tabloid recording of Jim and Spock alone on shore leave lands them in front of Starfleet Command.
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Numerological Fallacy [Poem] by Android_And_Ale for CelestialVoyeur
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
30 Dec 2024
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While Jim sleeps, Spock ponders what their future together will mean
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“If I recall you like a Märzen the color of your uniform.” Jim held up a bottle.
Pike’s light flashed once for yes. Before Kirk could pour for him, the chair moved sideways, gently bumping into Spock’s side. Spock’s fingers once more sought out his friend’s psi points.
“He says it’s the color of your uniform, now.” Spock stared into Pike’s good eye, then sighed wearily, “ Son. They dolled me up in that god awful red monstrosity with a built in bib.” The corner of Spock’s mouth ticked up in a faint smile. “Don’t let them promote you until the next uniform change.”
Jim laughed as he filled both glasses attached to Pike’s beer hat with golden German lager. Pike took the long drink of a man who hadn’t been allowed any vices in all too long. He sighed contentedly, shoulders visibly relaxing in his chair.
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Imagine the Pastabilities [ART] by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
04 Dec 2024
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12 types of pasta
2 iconic Space Husbands
1 promptFollowing in the proud tradition of the foremothers who brought us Dancing Cock Costumes, I present unto you my unique macaroni art rendition of... Vulcan Biology.
Thank you to T'Lara for the absolutely bonkers best K/S Advent prompt: "Macaroni Art." This was a ridiculously fun craft project. I hope you enjoy the results!
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Sulu walked another circle around the captain’s chair, keeping the roll of duct tape taut as he continued taping his captain down. “How long until we need to head to Main Engineering?”
“Y’all got another hour to truss that boy up,” said McCoy.
“I can’t believe starfleet approved this,” said Uhura.
“Oh, they didn’t,” McCoy chuckled. “We’re supposed to record the siren signal, not strap our captain down to hear it his own self.”
Kirk glanced over his shoulder. “If you send a captain to investigate sirens, you have to assume they’ll take a page from The Odyssey.”
“Nobody would tell their crew to duct tape them to a damn chair,” said McCoy
Kirk winked. “Exactly.”
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Sulu's Secret Stash by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
14 Aug 2024
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Welcome to the short, one-shot amuse bouche I plated for the 2024 Star Trek Potluck. If you love both Star Trek and food, click on the collection tag to feast on fics and art from across the many wonderful series and movies in our wider fandom.
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With only three days left before a dreaded shipwide inspection by an admiral with a grudge, Kirk and Spock must face the ire of the crew in order to rid the Enterprise of its most popular contraband.
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Formerly Pinky's Pleasure Planet by Android_And_Ale, lorvee
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
19 Jun 2024
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“Lighten up, Jim!” Una laughed. “This is a pleasure planet.”
“It’s a Vacation Destination.” Kirk leaned in close, lowering his voice to a whisper. “Where sixteen Federation citizens have gone missing in the last month!”
“Yeah. About that.” Una leaned over the bar and pressed her thumb against the bartender’s PADD. He mixed her a fresh drink and slid it down the bar without once looking up from his conversation with a flirty, lithe Bajoran. “We should talk.”
Kirk held up a hand. “It’s our assignment. I’d be here searching for our missing people even if this wasn’t a vacation destination.”
“Oh, I know you would.” She elbowed Spock in the ribs. “You’d both be happier if this was an extreme survival world where you had to fight off three meter tall rabid sloths using nothing but spears made from your own deltas.”
“It would be preferable to the present assignment,” said Spock. “Commander Chin-Riley has broken nineteen starfleet regulations since our arrival.”
“In ten hours?” K’Lico slowly licked alcohol off his fruit kabob.
Una shrugged. “It’s been a slow day.”
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Lie Back and Think of Vulcan by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
11 May 2024
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Jim stopped, suddenly realizing he was the center of attention. Everyone on the recreation deck slowed down, silently watching him as they passed by; some shocked, some laughing, a few reaching out to touch the plush sehlat’s soft fur.
“I feel like I’m on an academy Walk of Shame without having the fun part first,” Jim muttered.
“Ah, yes. Fun.” Spock nodded. “Our Date Night has been satisfactory thus far. For our next activity, I intended to continue our mutual public territorial display by socializing with our friends in the Port Galley. If you have reached your ideal level of social interaction, we could instead find somewhere outside my quarters to engage in sexual acts with a minor but nonzero risk of being caught, so that I may accommodate your need for fun.”
“What I meant…” Jim put his hands over the stuffed sehlat’s ears and stared at Spock, wide eyed, as his brain caught up with what he’d heard. “What the fuck?”
Spock rested one hand next to Jim’s head and leaned in close enough for Jim to feel warm breath in his ear. “That is indeed an option,” he rumbled.
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- Part 3 of Panic at the Disco
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The Herald of Surprise by Android_And_Ale for CelestialVoyeur
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Discovery, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV)
30 Mar 2024
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Five days after the events of Replicator Roulette, Sylvia Tilly tries to delete an image off Michael's PADD before the S'chn T'gai siblings can escalate their holiday shenanigans to all new levels.
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“I can’t believe the nerve of that scrawny green bean!” Michael glared hard at the PADD.“Not this again,” Tilly sighed. “Your brother has really filled out over the years.”
“Who the hell is that?!”
Michael held up the PADD as though Tilly hadn’t just been trying to hide it from her. On it, a golden tanned human lay face down, naked but for the boxer briefs pulled just under the curve of his ample ass.
The text on the brief’s wide band was a repeating loop of ‘ENTERpriseENTERpriseENTER’ with the word ‘ENTER’ perfectly centered between his luscious cheeks. One hand invitingly grabbed his own ass while the other pushed the briefs down his thighs. The shot was tight enough that it only showed him from the shoulders to the thighs, though there was a hint of a possible Starfleet Delta tattoo on his left cheek, obscured under his hand.
“That’s a nice Starfleet officer with a great ass and adorable dimples,” Tilly smirked, “Your present looks amazing on him.”
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- Part 2 of Panic at the Disco
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And Filled With Tomorrows by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
22 Mar 2024
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My K/S Spring Fever 2024 Prompt was Laundry! To fill it, welcome to a few stolen hours during "City on the Edge of Forever"
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Jim looked over his shoulder, smiling softly. “Take off your shirt.”
“It is far too early for that,” Spock chided.
Jim pulled the dented aluminum washing board from behind the bathroom door and propped it in their sturdy porcelain bathtub. “I also want your undershirt and socks. Give your pants a sniff and let me know if you think they can make it until Friday.”
Spock padded over barefoot. He dropped his socks in the tub and rested a hand on Jim’s back as he leaned over him to turn on the hot water.
“It’s been three weeks. He could be out there anywhere, stark raving mad and naked to the stars.” Jim leaned back into the reassuring solidity of Spock’s warm hand. “He could’ve changed history last week. Or yesterday. Or an hour ago.”
“Or he may not arrive for another hour. Or day. Or week.” Spock put the toilet lid down and sat on it as he peeled off his clothes.
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Discounts at Starbase One by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek
17 Feb 2024
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Spock is mortified when a single act of intimacy creates a Vulcan psychic bond between himself and his Captain. But nothing shocks him more than Jim's reaction - or the long held secret that Jim reveals.
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External Existence by Android_And_Ale for flippyspoon
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek
09 Feb 2024
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It's the night Jim ached for these five long years. The Enterprise's first mission is over. He's tasted Spock's lips. Their shirts and medals are on the floor. He's so very ready to take their relationship places Starfleet regulations wouldn't allow.
Like Scheherazade, he's dreamed of a thousand and one ways this night could unfold.
This is the thousand and second.
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T'Ruth and Consequences by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation
03 Feb 2024
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The bored teenage daughters of a Romulan Praetor and a Vulcan Senior Ambassador discover they have more in common with one another than anyone else at this diplomatic event.
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* Dubious Haircuts!
* Teenage Rebellion!
* Inter-Species Hand Holding!
* Vulcanoids and Chocolate!
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Not in Front of the Klingons by Android_And_Ale
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
05 Jan 2024
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Jim’s hands closed around Spock’s biceps. He stared into his husband’s luminous brown eyes, breathless, lips barely parted.
“Not in front of the Klingons, Captain,” Spock chided.
Jim closed his mouth. Instead of letting go, his fingers tightened in the scarlet fabric of Spock’s uniform. “Alright, Spock” His voice lowered to a seductive whisper, “But if I ever get to show you off in front of the Romulans I’m gonna shake the paint off your walls.”
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Our beloved Old Married Spirk have been sent off on yet another diplomatic mission. They’re an (in)famous presence in Federation politics, so really, everyone should know what to expect from them. If you bug their rooms you deserve what you see and hear.Enjoy canon level “diplomacy,” the eternal mediocrity of conference centers, and lighthearted middle aged sex.