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    “What?” Wei Wuxian said. “I know you’ve never liked my company that much and even less so recently. But is it so awful? Out here, I’m just walking, talking, enjoying the market like anyone else. You could let loose for once and enjoy the moment, too.”

    “Wei Ying imbibed excessively. We should not argue.”

    “So I drink too much, and that offends your Lan sensibilities. What about everyone else drinking? You don’t seem to mind it when they do it.”

    “They are not Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji said softly.

    The implication was either ignored by or lost on the omega, who shook his head. “Whatever. I’ll leave you alone, since that’s what you want.”

    Why has it all changed between us? But Lan Wangji would not follow where he was unwanted. There was another seller, not too far away, who had seen their spat, an elderly man who grinned with understanding. “Lover’s quarrel?” he asked.

    Heat inducers were plenty before him.

    OR: The one where Lan Wangji baby traps Wei Wuxian during the Sunshot Campaign.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “’Yes.’” Lan Sizhui’s fingers stilled for a moment, perhaps surprised for having gotten an answer after all. He then asked, “Why?”

    As the spirit replied in music, the Lans in the room started frowning slightly, clearly confused.

    ’Two of you have committed wrongdoing’,” the junior said, his concern evident. “What wrongdoing?”

    The notes turned even sharper, though the response was short. Immediately, Wei Wuxian could tell there was something off about it. Lan Zhan stiffened, and the kids’ eyes widened, their faces reddening. Lan Sizhui, who was blushing furiously, played the same notes again, as if making sure he’d heard right.

     

    or, lwj, wwx and a couple of lan disciples get stuck in a haunted manor

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    16 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    For a moment, nothing happens.

    Then, a bright light fills the riverbank.

    It is soft and golden. It tickles Wei Wuxian's skin. Makes his heart thump loud and fast.

    The light fades. Disperses slowly.

    When it is gone, there is a goose—furious and full of rage—standing before them.

    "HAHAHA!" Jiang Cheng clutches Wei Wuxian's shoulder and doubles over with laughter. "Your soulmate is a goose!"

    Wei Wuxian creates an array without thinking it through.

    It is a quacktastrophe.

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    Five times Wangxian are terrorised by a goose separately, and one time they are terrorised by a goose together.

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    23 May 2026

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    After a brief meeting of families and an equally brief betrothal, Wei Wuxian is married on a balmy morning in the autumn of his twenty-fifth year.

    Despite his passion for love-ballads and romance novels, Wei Wuxian never expected that he might be married one day. As the common-born ward of a merchant, he lacked the standing to find a wife among the gentry; and though he had liked the idea of a love match—where neither his rank nor that of his wife would matter very much, as long as Wei Wuxian could provide a comfortable home for them—no would-be beloved had ever materialized.

    It was thus that he came to be unwed at the age of twenty-four, when one of his uncle’s old friends from court wrote to Lotus Pier to ask if Jiang Fengmian would be in favor of a ruzhui marriage with Wei Wuxian as the bridegroom.

    Or: the minghun of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, in four parts.

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    09 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    An airport was a terrible location for a Groundhog Day.

    As proven by Wei Ying not noticing he was stuck in a timeloop until he had finished his book, because airports were just like that.

    Well. Fuck.

    At least he can practise casual sex with this Beautiful Man until it's the best first time Lan Zhan will ever have.

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    30 Mar 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 13

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    Lan wangji decided to make a record of how to understand his husband. So people would treat his Wei ying better.

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    27 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 79

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    'In space, no one can hear you scream.'- Alien (1979)

     
    Or, the one where Asami thinks that Akihito is a sexbot. Shit gets weird.

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    26 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 53

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    Wei Wuxian expects a boring week when he's stuck working over Lunar New Year with some random co-worker. Instead, he's with his favorite co-worker and longtime crush: Lan Wangji. Now he just has to fill the empty time, figure out why Lan Wangji is being so nice to him, and hopefully deal with a haunted metro station or something. The week is looking up!

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    19 Feb 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 48

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    Wei Wuxian thought it might be fun to make Lan Wangji hunt him down and earn his heat.

    He really can't tell who's suffering more.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Lan Zhan doesn’t flick any lights on, and the heavy darkness of the snowy day makes him feel safe and sure when he musters some semblance of his voice, but in the end, still whispers, “Welcome home, Lan Yuan.”

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    21 Jan 2026

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    When the Wen Sect attacks Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji is forced to summon a creature that the clans sealed away long ago; the Yiling Laozu, a huli jing bound inside the Stygian Fox Amulet.

    But is the Yiling Laozu truly the monster others claim he is? And once the war is over, will Lan Wangji be able to bear sealing him back inside the Amulet?

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    14 Dec 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 87

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    Wei Wuxian knew perfectly well what it looked like to other people when he draped himself all over Lan Zhan, wore the other man's sweaters, and ate his handmade lunches. He knew what the stares and whispers that followed them meant when he took Lan Zhan's hand or loudly said 'I'll see you at home' when Lan Zhan came to see him at work.

    Just... Lan Zhan didn't. At least, he certainly never acted like he noticed and Wei Wuxian hoped it stayed that way. As long as Lan Zhan didn't notice, he'd let Wei Wuxian keep clinging to him, would let him take his hand and steal his clothes.

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    14 Dec 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 45

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    Half-elven bard Wei Ying has fumbled all his rolls to seduce the monster so far. He decides that if he truly wants to be a monsterfucker, he may need to throw down some cash.

    Enter Midnight’s Howl, a werewolf brothel where Wei Ying can get run down and monsterfucked for the low low price of all his gold. Will Wei Ying go with the safe option of a goodest boy halfling werewolf? Absolutely not; Wei Ying simply must have the beautiful and highly dangerous elven Hanguang Jun, a white wolf with golden eyes and an enormous...stature.

    Naturally, Wei Ying neglects to read any fine print and gets more than he bargained for, but not more than the bard can handle.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    Greetings from Yunmeng!

    The betrothal got agreed on yesterday, so I thought I might send you a letter to get to know you better.

     

    or, betrothed wwx and lwj send each other letters

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    26 Nov 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 59

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    Lan Zhan assists Wei Ying with the birth of their three kits. This does not delay their Everyday means everyday.

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    21 Nov 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 31

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    Lan Xichen had delivered terrible news before. War had carved those duties into him—names of the fallen, bodies recovered, assurances he forced his voice to hold steady for when his own heart trembled behind his ribs. He had knelt before parents, clan leaders, widows. He had comforted juniors and elders alike. He had learned the delicate, precise art of telling someone that their world had ended. He had never, in all his years, imagined he would one day walk this path to the Jingshi with such news in his hands.

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    18 Nov 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 44

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    “I don’t dance,” Hot Guy says as he lifts his water for a last sip.

    That gets a little laugh out of Wei Ying, too. “You don’t drink, don’t dance. What do you do?”

    “I could do you,” Hot Guy says. “As previously offered.”

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Wei Ying rounded the corner and looked down the stairs to the living room, his foot poised to begin his usual crashing descent.

    He registered two things in quick succession, like punches to the gut.

    Lan Zhan was sitting on the couch. His back was facing Wei Ying.

    Fine, normal, totally unremarkable.

    Second, Lan Zhan was masturbating.

    The same Lan Zhan who never walked around the house without his shirt off, who averted his eyes with red ears when Wei Ying wore a towel back to his bedroom, was laying on the couch with a hand stroking his bare cock.

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    Lan Zhan likes to masturbate in the living room. Wei Ying finds out the hard way.

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    22 Sep 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 80

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    A succubus named Wei Ying meets his match in the form of a beautiful man with qi so mouthwateringly divine that he can't help but take it.

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    21 Sep 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 93

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    “You know, Lan Zhan. Part of me thought this was a dream. That I’d come back here and you wouldn’t actually be here, after all.”

    Lan Wangji hummed. “Mn. Me too.” Then, after a beat, he asked, “Have you waited long?”

    Wei Wuxian shook his head. “Nah,” he said. “Only an eternity.”

    He grinned cheekily, and Lan Wangji leveled him a look—though he related to the feeling.

    The guy you fucked over a decade ago suddenly shows up at your friend’s apple orchard with a kid in his arms. What do you do?

    (Answer: You fuck him again and never let him go)

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    20 Sep 2025

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