BanM
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- Milo Murphy's Law (3)
- Red Dwarf (UK TV) (2)
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As the fashionista that he is, The Cat decides to take it upon himself to choose the most flattering formal wear for you (and maybe use it as an excuse for you to plan a date with him.)
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I Sent a Dream to You Last Night (from the end of the world) by BanM
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
26 May 2026
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Dave Lister loves Kristine Kochanski, and he knows it. However, considering the fact that he is approximately three million years too late to make a move, his heart starts to wonder towards his bunkmate. But does he really love Arnold J. Rimmer (Bsc. Ssc.), or is it just feelings of circumstance? And does Rimmer love him back?
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A hypothetical season 3 episode 1. Milo and Zack miss the bus to school due to the rain. How will they get there on time now?
NOTICE - THIS FIC IS WRITTEN AS A SCRIPT. IT'S TAGGED BUT I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR
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The show ended on Octalia. But the characters lives didn't...
My personal take on creating a third season for my most beloved cartoon, featuring a whole lot of Murphy's law, time travel and au exploration, dakavendish and Sara Murphy
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After being left home alone for a few hours, Cavendish finally realises just how much of his life he left behind in 2175.
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It's been twenty-one days, three hours and thirty-six minutes since Rimmer became the owner of a pair of matching engagement rings. Since then he's been biding his time waiting for the perfect moment to ask Lister the question he so desperately wants to ask.
The path to that perfect moment, as it transpires, is anything but easy.
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21 May 2026
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When you think about the sea, you think of dolphins, sharks and whales. When you think of disasters at sea, you think of the Titanic. And when you think of disasters in space, you think of Red Dwarf.
A hundred years after the mining freighter went missing, it still captures the imagination, conjuring up both horror and awe in equal measure, as laymen and scientists alike attempt to uncover what truly happened to the ship and its crew.
This book will not, miraculously, solve the mystery. But, it'll do its best.
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Aka, a mock non-fiction in-universe book about the disappearance of Red Dwarf from the POV of a descendant of the original crew.
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17 May 2026
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Your hands are rough, but they are where mine belong by sappho_themself
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
04 Sep 2023
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An old and domestic Lister and Rimmer reminisce about Lister's pregnancy. Together they discover that Rimmer likes it a tad too much.
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20 Apr 2026
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Takes place immediately post-The Promised Land, so- spoilers.
In helping Rimmer and Lister to clean out the bunkroom, one of the many cats discover the Holly Hop Drive buried amongst all the junk.
Moments later a ship blinks into existence alongside Red Dwarf that looks suspiciously like the Wildfire, but its passenger is not what they expect.
The wheels are in motion to make a return trip to the Parallel Universe.
Series
- Part 6 of Series X-XII+ Standalone "Episodes"
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09 Mar 2026
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Minimum Amount of Physical Contact Necessary for Survival by just_a_dapper_fellow
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
24 Jan 2025
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“Are you sure?” Rimmer asked incredulously, raising an eyebrow at the piece of paper that Lister was waving in front of him.
“For sure man,” Lister nodded. “Kryten said this was like… super urgent medical stuff. Top notch.”
“So you mean to tell me that if I show this to Kryten, he’ll agree?” Rimmer asked incredulously, snatching the paper from him.
“Oh totally. He says that this is super important and that I could die if you don’t do this. He’s like, freaking out man. We might have to replace his head again.”
“But a mandatory 30 minutes of physical contact per day?” Rimmer squeaked, shoulders bunching up by his ears in the way he always did when wound up with irritation. "That’s- that’s- ridiculous!”
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22 Feb 2026