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Draco Malfoy: Klutz Extraordinaire by Echoesofcanon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Apr 2026
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Where Draco Malfoy, Witch Weekly's Bachelor of the week (every week), and Falmouth Falcon's star Seeker, is hopelessy (and not-so-secretly) in love with the one and only Golden-girl, yet can't seem to stop the horrific series of embarrassing events that plague him whenever he's in her presence.
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23 Apr 2026
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After an acrimonious divorce from Ron, Hermione’s good friend—and Editor of Witch Weekly—Pansy Parkinson, encourages her to pose for a photo spread reclaiming her sexuality. The kicker? She would be co-starring with the Falmouth Falcons, whose captain—Draco Malfoy—has been waiting for a chance to get close to her for a very long time.
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03 Oct 2025
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At The Corner of Lust and Friendship by myfatherwillhearaboutthisss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2026
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It’s 2006, and Hermione Granger wants one thing: to restore her parents’ memories.
With Ministry backing at last, she’s bound for Australia to try; if it works, she might not only get her family back, but change the lives of Janus Thickey Ward patients in the process.
Six months in Sydney should be straightforward enough… except for the guard dog the Minister insists on assigning her.
Enter Draco Malfoy. Once a failed Death Eater, now a MACUSA Auror and expert in cross-cultural cases (read: wrangling Muggles, avoiding Statute disasters, and being extremely irritating about perimeter security).
He’s spent eight years learning how not to be a massive wanker, all while still technically being Lord of Malfoy Manor.
Now? Well, now he’s been ordered to play bodyguard to the Golden Girl.
In a cramped little Bondi Junction house.
For half a year.Unfortunately for some people, Draco Malfoy is more than passably good at the job. What could possibly go wrong?
*stares in capital A-angst, explicit smut, fake dating but make it bureaucratically obnoxious, Draco Malfoy’s anxiety has anxiety, Hermione Granger having feelings against her will, and a HEA for the idiots in love*
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- Part 1 of Ferret Stabler's World, Excellent
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16 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger is desperate to get Hogwarts up and running again after the war. She wants to do a full renovation, add special courses, allow new regulations for muggle-borns and more. But despite being 'The Golden Girl', she's shite at getting the elite to spend their galleons on her cause. She's blunt and lacking in the social graces expected of someone of her status.
Draco Malfoy has just finished serving a 3 year term at Azkaban for his part in the war-a sentence that was only lowered because of Hermione's character witness at his trial. He sees her struggling to make the right impression amongst the upper-class wizarding community and offers to give her lessons in manners and etiquette associated with closing the deals she needs to secure her dreams.
But this isn't just any kind of arrangement.
They have 10 lessons between now and the social event of the year.
There's only 1 rule: For each lesson he gives her on how to act in public, she must return a favor of his choice.
10 Lessons. 10 Favors. No boundaries.
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19 Jun 2025
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The Secret Life of Hermione Granger by swift_knight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2026
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“I’m leaving,” Hermione responded, turning on her heels and walking back the way her son had come from as she clutched him close to her chest.
The boy watched them over his mother’s shoulder, and Harry’s stomach dropped.
He had seen this blonde-haired, grey-eyed child before. One week earlier, in a picture sitting on Draco Malfoy’s desk. The same Draco Malfoy who had spent the time since the war ended living in France. And Malfoy never named his wife.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Hermione Granger married Draco fucking Malfoy and had a kid with him.
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19 Jun 2025