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Removing the Minister by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jun 2026
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Tom Riddle has been the Minister for Magic for almost 100 years. When his office receives an alarming threat demanding his removal, Tom is advised to seek assistance from a very unlikely source.
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Beastly Behavior by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Mar 2026
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"How lovely she is to him now, how fervently she dotes on him; it nearly eclipses the hurt she's inflicted in the past.
It’s the life Ron never thought he could have with her. He soaks up every blissful moment during the day…
…and punishes her for it every fucking night."
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A little slice of life with Ron and Hermione!
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Shaken, Not Stirred by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2026
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This Valentine's Day was a literal dream come true for Hermione, a feast of ephemeral splendors she spent all evening indulging in.
What awaits her the next morning as she's beckoned back to reality?
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A quick romp filled with snark, fluff, and mischief. Featuring a Draco who is unapologetically possessive when it comes to his kinky wife, and a Hermione who suggests checking your morality at the door for a spell (she certainly has).
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“Need a little help there?”
“Depends,” she says, not bothering to pick her head up off the floor when she turns to glare at him. Her breathing is strained. “Are you going to kill me?”
It’s amazing how quickly his heart rate picks up with just a few words.
Or: Hermione wants to die.
Can Tom be blamed for offering a helping hand?
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13 Jul 2026
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Every two months, Draco Malfoy’s condition requires him to be room bound for an entire day.
The A/B/O rut fic.
Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
09 Jun 2026
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“So you play with the big boys,” Riddle inquired mildly, “up at your daddy’s firm?”
Draco clenched his jaw but forced a slow exhale. “We have women working with us, too,” he replied after a beat, determined not to let the arsehole win.
Riddle’s face stretched into a broad grin, though it wasn’t kind. “You might make a fine lawyer yet.”
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Or, Draco is determined to do whatever it takes to sign Tom Riddle as a client.
Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
10 May 2026
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
29 Apr 2026
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Someone would come to understand. Sooner or later, they would believe her. Hermione would be proven right:
Riddle was evil. And she was here to save the world.
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
29 Apr 2026