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Test Subject #1032 was coming along nicely - Doctor Adams had such exciting plans for him.
With slightly more futuristic medicine, modifying a regular guy to turn him into the ultimate sex pet is surprisingly easy.- Language:
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
19 Jul 2026
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“Need a little help there?”
“Depends,” she says, not bothering to pick her head up off the floor when she turns to glare at him. Her breathing is strained. “Are you going to kill me?”
It’s amazing how quickly his heart rate picks up with just a few words.
Or: Hermione wants to die.
Can Tom be blamed for offering a helping hand?
Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
13 Jul 2026
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Every two months, Draco Malfoy’s condition requires him to be room bound for an entire day.
The A/B/O rut fic.
Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
09 Jun 2026
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“So you play with the big boys,” Riddle inquired mildly, “up at your daddy’s firm?”
Draco clenched his jaw but forced a slow exhale. “We have women working with us, too,” he replied after a beat, determined not to let the arsehole win.
Riddle’s face stretched into a broad grin, though it wasn’t kind. “You might make a fine lawyer yet.”
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Or, Draco is determined to do whatever it takes to sign Tom Riddle as a client.
Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
10 May 2026
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
29 Apr 2026
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Someone would come to understand. Sooner or later, they would believe her. Hermione would be proven right:
Riddle was evil. And she was here to save the world.
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
29 Apr 2026
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The war is over, but Hermione can't leave it behind. Buried in the arithmancy of Voldemort's Horcruxes, a mysterious pattern emerges—and a trail leading into the Albanian forest where Tom Riddle once disappeared for ten years.
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
29 Apr 2026
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This is a personal experiment with HTML. It is a very limited list with what I find useful.
Update: Somehow I find more and more stuff useful, so this list is not that limited (and not that private) anymore. I'll improve it with time and according to my needs and interests.So far that's posted:
Part One: Basics
Part Two: Lines
Part Three: Footnotes and Links
Part Four: Columns and Skins
Part Five: Pictures
Part Six: Videos (and gifs)
Part Seven: Choose Your Own Adventure
Part Eight: Chapter Title
Part Nine: The Title, the Username, and Links
Part Ten: Kudos Message
Part Eleven: Newspaper Article
Part Twelve: Content Notes and Spoiler (NEW: Opacity and hover translations)
Part Thirteen: Playground for Jinx (glitch text, color, table)
Part Fourteen: Text generator
Part Fifteen: Boxes (still in progress)
Part Sixteen: Vertical Text
Part Seventeen: Transition (NEW)
Part Eighteen: Automated Animation (NEWEST)- Language:
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
27 Mar 2026
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Hermione Weasley has what many would perceive to be the key components of a perfect life: a loving, hardworking husband; two beautiful young children; a respected (if not highly paid) career in medical research; and a three-bed semi in the rural idyll of Ottery. When the empty house three doors down the road is sold to a middle-aged single father and his teenage son, she strikes up an unlikely friendship that threatens to dismantle her entire world.
Cover art created by the unbelievably talented and amazing artist
Vesperina.Series
- Part 1 of Angel
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
26 Mar 2026
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Unbeknownst to Rey, Ben knows how to compromise her birth control, and he has a plan. He will get the baby he's always dreamed of, whether she wants it or not.
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
06 Mar 2026
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For You, My Ruin by LyricalRiot
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
04 Aug 2021
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Two rumors have spread through the high society of the city of Theed.
The first: Lord Chester Bacca has brought home a mysterious young woman by the last name of Kenobi to sponsor her debut into society.
And the second: Bennet Skywalker-Solo, Marquess of Organa, has at last come home.
With the gossipy writings of an unknown author fanning the flames of these rumors, the ambitious parents of the town are eager to know how these two arrivals will affect the prospects of their eligible children for this year's Mating Season.
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
06 Mar 2026
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Hermione is in Pansy’s room, staring in the mirror at her bewildered face with a dozen brushes flitting about her head.
Makeup. Ugh.
It will only be worth it if he catches sight of her… If she can inspire the same jealousy burbling in her stomach like a cauldron of the Draught of Living Death.
My, how Slytherin she’s become.
- Language:
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- 6,389
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
19 Feb 2026
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“I’m not actually sure Harry’s coming,” Hermione said, looking out the window again. “You’d think after an entire decade with magic, he’d have figured out how to use a portkey.”
Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
28 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Mutual pining, virgin!Draco, forced proximity, banter amidst vulnerability
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I especially liked this passage:
-----“I’m not happy that you got up, I had to put on clothes to come get you,” Draco said, then stopped in the doorway. “Oh. You made it.”
“You sound so happy to see me,” Harry said, grinning. “The happiest.”
“I was thinking about feigning enthusiasm,” Draco said, thoughtfully, “but I’m incredibly hungover, and now I can’t go back to bed.”
“You can if you want.” Hermione held out her mug. “Although there’s Pepper Up in my bag if you’d like to be less hungover.”
“You’re not in it, it defeats the point.” Draco came over and took it, then leaned against the counter. “I was also thinking about being embarrassed, but my head hurts too much to bother.”
“I’m not actually convinced this is going to look any different than usual,” Harry said, dryly. “You’ve been all over each other for at least a year.”
“In retrospect,” Draco said, “it’s possible I’m somewhat oblivious.”
“You?” Hermione said. “Never.”
“I’m willing to make breakfast before we open presents,” Harry offered. “Then I need to go do paperwork for that arrest last week.”
Draco made a face. “Am I supposed to offer to come help with that?”
“No, because I’m not actually going to do paperwork. I’m leaving so you can have more sex. You’re welcome.”
“Oh.” Draco laughed. “Never mind, in that case, I’m happy to see you.”
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“There’s no way.” Hermione prided herself in always keeping an open mind, but even she had limits on what she’d take someone’s word on.
Across the small pub table, Draco looked amused and undeterred. “I’m not sure why you sound so surprised.”
“A full orgasm?” she reiterated skeptically. “From start to finish?”
As he sipped his pint, he flicked his brows once in acknowledgement that, yes, that’s what he’d meant.
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Or where Hermione refuses to take Draco at his word.
Series
- Part 3 of Try Not To Come
Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
20 Jan 2026
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After the war, Hermione finds herself in the employment of the Malfoys, as a governess for their young niece.
Draco Malfoy never saw a toy he didn't want, and Hermione seems like the shiniest of them all...
Some monsters can't be fixed...
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
15 Jan 2026
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Raptus by MalevolentReverie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 Feb 2026
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Rey lives in the middle of nowhere with her mom. Every day is the same. Then she meets a strange man.
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- 7/30
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
13 Jan 2026
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Despite what some may think, Alpha's could be quite needy creatures. Once they've entered a rut they become emotional little beasts that can only be satisfied by one thing: Pleasing their omega.
Or, Draco enters a rut and Hermione is surprised to be the object of his affections. Debauchery ensues.
Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
09 Jan 2026
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Who Are We? by orphan_account for JD_Sparks, KristyLime
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2023
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**Complete**
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The year is 2004. Voldemort has hidden his Horcruxes in the past and the Order is fighting against impossible odds to find and destroy them.But when Time itself begins to unravel, a new kind of sacrifice must be made before the world comes to an end.
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Gifted to JD_Sparks, a true example of a fantastic, passionate, welcoming ship promoter. You have no idea how much good you are doing for Tomione!
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- 20/20
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
07 Jan 2026
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On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.
Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…
For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
28 Dec 2025
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Omg 😂
Ch. 1
“I quite like my job, and I’m perfectly capable of performing it while maintaining a pointless grudge. I’m sorry you’re not as skilled at multitasking.”
Being of the easily goaded sort, she determined to be better at hating him than he was at hating her. “Fine. I’ll do both as well. We’ll just go on hating each other forever while also being excellent at our jobs.”
“Smashing plan. Now can we get on with it? Some of us actually care about Muggle welfare.”
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“Malfoy?”
God. He hasn’t heard her say his name in years, and certainly not with so little derision.
“Granger,” he returns, paying her the same courtesy.
She steps closer and a small part of him relishes the fact he’s distracted her from what was evidently a single-minded pursuit.
“What’re you doing here?” she demands.
“In my shop?” He leans his hip against the counter and crosses his arms over his chest. “Commerce, I expect.”
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Or, when Draco owns an apothecary and Hermione can't bring herself to pay.
Written for D/Hr Advent 2025
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Bookmarked by PhD_in_Horribleness (Birdstatue)
17 Dec 2025