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    “I will drive,” Damian announces.

    “No.” Jason grabs him by the scruff of his robes before he can squirm away. “Tim’s driving.”

    Damian whirls, eyes bright. “I am perfectly capable-”

    “Yes, Damian, you are, but you’re also too short to reach the pedals.”
    Jason’s honestly surprised he doesn’t get a knife in the gut for that. Tim is wise enough to keep his mouth shut.

    Wise - Jason decides firmly - but also breathtakingly stupid, because he takes two steps away from the truck and almost falls flat on his face when his injured leg gives out.
    Jason catches him, right in time for him to say, “Right. Stab wound. Forgot about that.”

    Jason sighs, casts his gaze to the sky, and mentally apologizes to Bruce. He’s herding cats here. He and Dick weren’t this bad, were they?

    (They were, he knows they were, which just makes this whole fiasco even more annoying.)

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    OR: Damian, Jason, and Tim meet as prisoners of the League of Assassins and make that everyone else’s problem

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Jiang Cheng goes back in time and decides there are a lot of people he won't give a damn about in this new life.

    But Jiang Fengmian doesn't know that.

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    23 May 2026

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    Lloyd debated if the fake marriage scheme was the stupidest idea he ever had.
    Given all the options, it was really the only choice.

    In which Lloyd and Javier accidentally approach a fake marriage scheme with a little more gusto than they intended.

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    10 May 2026

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    “he’s the spitting image of oikawa,” suga notes sadly, eyes going over kageyama. “do you think he realizes it?”

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    08 May 2026