13 Works by BookknobsandBroomsticks

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    “Look.” Ed says, pointing forwards, stacks of clouds close to the orange sun. “See. What does that mean?”

    “I— why are you asking me?” Stede huffs, near a laugh.

    “Because, captain, this is your quiz. Taught you all this shit ages ago. Now—”

    Ed takes Stede’s hand in his own, and lifts it to point to their left to a wide band of near lavender clouds, radiating outwards in candy-floss pufts.

    “Is that good or bad?” Ed asks.

    -

    or, a morning spent together aboard the revenge.

    Two podfics of violet sky by captain_cappy for the DoublePod event!

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    1/1
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    12
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    17
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    A follow up piece to my first OFMD fic - Delicious.

    Ed doesn’t sit next to Stede at dinner. Doesn’t think he can face the press of their thighs together under the table. He knows himself too well and after that spectacular moment of weakness in their cabin, and the way he can still feel the heat of Stede’s mouth against his skin, Ed can practically hear the sound of his resolve leaping overboard.

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    2,347
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Viago is lost. He doesn’t know what to do with this… this knowledge of Anton. Why was it so good? How? Because Viago is nearly 400 years old and he has never… It’s never been like that. Never made him feel so alive.

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    3,314
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Stede’s been bringing his queer book club to Ed’s bar for a couple of months now, and Ed’s been nursing a bit of a crush (okay a lot of a crush) basically since the moment he walked in. He doesn’t intend to act on it, doesn’t really think Stede would be interested in him anyway, but then he overhears them talking about their most recent book - a smutty romance that Lucius picked. Stede didn’t enjoy it, doesn’t think relationships like that exist in the real world. That all-consuming, ‘can’t keep your hands off each other’, desperate wanting. And, well, he can’t have that. Stede might just be the guy of his dreams, so if nothing else Ed knows he can show Stede what it feels like to be wanted.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    42
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    2,193
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    Edward Teach is a florist, who does a lot of weddings, but never his own.
    Stede Bonnet inherited his father's mansion, and what else would he do with it than transform it into a wedding venue?

    Language:
    English
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    17,140
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    368
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    2,757
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    It's Ed and Stede's first night in the Inn and Stede's feeling a little anxious about their unresolved stuff.

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    2,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
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    147
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    825
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    Last night Rhys did a gig in Brighton (UK) and the sound technology died halfway through. This is that - but with Stede and Ed.

    Language:
    English
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    1,712
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    287
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    Nathan M is getting married and the lads think Anton needs a date to the wedding. It's a good thing he's got his new friend Viago looking out for him.

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    English
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    19,774
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    129
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,554
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    Stede Bonnet is a romance novelist, not that anyone knows it when he's writing under a pseudonym. After all, surely nobody wants to buy a gay romance written by a single, middle-aged man who has spent most of his life married to a woman? But Stede’s latest book and unexpected hit, Crossing Swords with the Pirate Captain, is being turned into a movie and his favourite actor, Ed Teach, has asked to audition for the lead role.

    Action hero Ed Teach is sick of the grind and performative masculinity that the action genre, and his agent Izzy, demand. He wants to branch out, he wants to come out and auditioning for the romantic lead in a film about gay pirates feels like the perfect way to do that.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    513
    Kudos:
    431
    Bookmarks:
    87
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    Stede decides to give a new yoga class a go, though he’s not entirely convinced tbh. Until he goes to leave that is. Outside is quite possibly the most beautiful man to ever walk the earth, waiting for his own evening class, whatever that might be. It’s enough to convince Stede to return again the next week. Meanwhile, Ed wasn’t expecting to cross paths with a Hot Blonde before his class but he certainly isn’t going to miss a chance to get his attention again. Over the next five weeks the pair of them go to increasingly desperate measures to ‘capture the other’s interest’ in the moments between their classes - their outfits get smaller, tighter and sluttier as the weeks progress, whilst they both also try to find the courage, and the words, to actually strike up a conversation and ask the other on a date.

    Or, five times these beautiful idiots oggle each other between their evening exercise classes, and one time they actually go on a date about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,275
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,186
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    The events of Time After Time, but Stede's POV this time.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,474
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    900
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    Ed's so bored of teaching. He's lost the joy. Or, at least he thinks he has, until a delicious blonde appears in his doorway one morning.

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    English
    Words:
    28,852
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    360
    Kudos:
    299
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    3,908
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    Ed's asked to take things slow, and Stede's trying. He really is. But Ed is incredibly distracting and Stede's a thirsty little guy.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,971
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,049

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