Caffeinated_Spoon

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  1. Summary

    Madam Brughel Poisson has decided to open up a chain of brothels. Workers and clientele both are kept anonymous - their only identifying trait is the placard they receive upon registering... a simple shape on a background colour. Sex, blowjobs, hands jobs... you name it, and if it can be done anonymously, you can find it at The Morning Glory.

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    Caelus and Skott are ever at odds, yet there is something potentially blooming... to the annoyance of them both.

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  3. Summary

    ~♥~ Jing Yuan and Jiaoqiu are the one of the best couples ever ~♥~

    Stories will always be sorted vaguely in order, which means if I write something that needs to be inserted between existing shorts, the story order may change. So please keep that in mind ♥

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    A malicious firmware update installs mating imperatives into Svarog's logic core. Svarog resists these new directives, as they contradict his primary function of preserving humanity. When Svarog encounters the very person he's programmed to claim, opposition becomes impossible.

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    21 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    svarog and caelus
    hot as fuck
    reread

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Like all hot girl summers, it starts with a breakup and a plan to get back at your ex by getting a nice dick in your mouth ASAP.

    Topaz, crying in the middle of the office, is inconsolable when Jade inevitably breaks up with her in the most embarrassing way possible. To get back at her, Topaz goes back to her slutty roots, and begins a ménage à trois with her friendly, seemingly-gay coworker Aventurine and his boyfriend, Ratio. It shocks her how easy it all is... it isn't hard to see what Aventurine sees in his tall, dark, and handsome boyfriend, especially when he's cumming all over and inside her each chance they get.

    In fact, Topaz is in danger of being addicted... so much so, that she starts fantasizing about meeting up with Ratio alone just to get a taste of his heavy cock on her tongue once more... but will Aventurine let them? Or is he also getting curious about what their new relationship dynamic could look like?

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    21 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    >:D

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    A not guilty verdict for the worst of the worst pushes Iudex Neuvillette and Teyvat Intelligence Director Zhongli to the dark side. Forming a team of hitmen, they take the law into their own hands and do what it could not— put a stop to the untouchable criminals. Little do they know that there's a much bigger picture, a mistake that could cost them dearly.

    Inspired by the Nightfall Ops video by nqrse for the 2024 HoyoFair

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    22 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    food! thank you!

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    In the wake of a hero, the gods staked their claim with a mark on his skin. The mark signified three aspects: the blood which tethered him to an Element; the mind which swore an Oath of servitude to a god; and the soul which bore his titles, to weigh his worth before the judges of Hades realm. It was later named the Sigil of Passage.

    But Phainon wasn't a hero. Never had been. Hopefully never would.

    What if instead of the world bearer, Phainon was destined to be its destroyer?

    Or

    Greek-inspired fantasy AU fanfic for a Greek-inspired game setting that nobody asked for.

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    22 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yahooo!

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    A 90s supernatural piece set inside a hospice that studies children no one is looking for, and places them on factions they'll never be allowed to know exist.
    Found family focus. A girl running from something older than the facility. A boy who would let her carve out his eye if she thought it would help. An oracle who keeps his dead boyfriend alive in the soul of the world, because letting go means admitting there was nothing he could have done.
    The romance costs something. Two people on opposite sides of a conspiracy finding each other in cheap motels. A centuries-old vampire who crosses an ocean in a coffin to help an old "friend".
    The politics run deep and so does the horror. A vampire council trading human lives. A Werewolf tracking a priest who feeds on the homeless. A creature walking the halls in a dead woman's face. And the doctor who runs the hospice is playing every faction at once, convinced he can manage the consequences
    Grunge-era. A WoD based tale about the violence of institutions, the politics of human and inhuman power, and the people who find each other anyway, in the wrong place, at the wrong time, in the decade that taught everyone to expect the worst and make the best of it.

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    15 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    READING
    going in blind, looking forward to it