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After a long sparring session, all Dan Heng wants to do is take a shower and relax. The shower happened to be occupied, and he found he had no objections to the consequences.
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I Got Fucked By My Companion's Daddy - You Won't Believe What Happened Next! by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 May 2026
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In the Simulated Universe, Caelus finds out that there do not appear to be ANY limits to what can happen.
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For the Glory of It All by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 May 2026
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Every time the Express stops at Jarilo-VI, Welt cheers internally: It is his chance to spend some time at the anonymous brothel, the Morning Glory. His chance to spend some time with the Blue Heart that has captured his attention so thoroughly.
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- Part 1 of The Morning Glory
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A Pet Most Loyal by Caffeinated_Spoon for XStarVibezX
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 May 2026
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Caelus desperately needed some comfort from his fiancé after a particularly nasty end to a difficult mission. Unfortunately... Argenti was 'busy'. Luckily for Caelus... Skott was still around, and willing to show Caelus just how much he is starting to care... just how loyal he really is.
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- Part 2 of The Raccoon & the Lone Wolf
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Drown My Pain (In Your Arms) by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Apr 2026
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Caelus never asked for the Stellaron to be in his chest, and he certainly never asked for the Stellaron to react to his emotional state. Thankfully, some things can dull the pain, but it can cause alarm to those around him... at least Boothill is willing to rise to the occasion and lend a hand - however Caelus needs it.
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Take Me / Break Me by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Apr 2026
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Love and Hate are two sides of the same fucking coin. And it's that coin that has flipped once again, and caused Jing Yuan a headache. An old friend, an old love, a new enemy, a new person.
Emotions are more complicated than Jing Yuan has time to deal with.
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The Right Hand by Caffeinated_Spoon for EditorSheep
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Apr 2026
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Two dumbasses in love.
One dick-headed crow-feathered weirdo.
A plan to get Jing Yuan and Jiaoqiu to fight ruined by *actual communication*!!
A whole lot of healing, and mushy stuff.Series
- Part 4 of {White Lion ~ Pink Fox Chronicles}
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Which Came First - The Wing-Headed Scoundrel or the Dragon?? by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
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After a while on board the Express with each other, Dan Heng and Sunday's cycles lined up. Every three weeks, they would retreat together to lay eggs in private, but it always sucked... until Caelus offered to help them.
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A Week in Your Arms by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Apr 2026
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Caelus spent a week with Sampo and a week with Boothill, and Yutie was more than a little jealous about it. Until he came home one day, to find a trail of clothing leading to the bedroom...
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Boothill was looking forward to taking Caelus camping out on a little frontier planet he had been to previously. Unfortunately, the weather had other ideas, and they found themselves going back to town absolutely soaked. At least there are other ways they could spend their time.
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As the newest holder of Aha's gaze, Caelus now has the right to attend the Fool's Carnivale - an event hosted whenever Aha feels like it, for all of THEIR followers.
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Even the Idiot General Gets a Date by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Mar 2026
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As the Arbiter-General of the Xianzhou Luofu, there is a certain expectation that Jing Yuan attends the various festivals. The problem is, he really, really doesn't want to. They aren't fun, they are a chore, and his time really could be better off spent napping.
And then Caelus happened.
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Testing the Goods by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
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You are helping Boothill, teaming up with him to catch a particularly nasty bounty - a man who likes to purchase bounties from people and then sell them in a black market slave trade. You are posing as Boothill's bounty - a tempting trade for your target. He teases the man with a glimpse of you, then drags you upstairs to 'test the goods' - in other words, let you get some real food and a nap before the next stage of your plan. Only problem is... there's only one bed to sleep in, and you both need a nap.
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Until Your Health Blooms Once More (I Will Never Leaf You) by Caffeinated_Spoon for scrapsbyashe
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Feb 2026
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Argenti decides it has been far too long since he has been with his True Love - the beautiful and graceful Fern of the Astral Express Parlor Car. Unfortunately, his one true love is wilted with a mystery illness, and Argenti is beside himself with worry.
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One Bed / Two Hearts by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Feb 2026
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Dan Heng escorts Jiaoqiu to a healer's convention. Their room, however, only has one bed...
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To Know You by Caffeinated_Spoon for EquanoxDragon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 Jan 2026
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The Simulated Universe has a glitch and things aren't working correctly. So of course, Caelus is going to dive in to gather data for Herta and Screwllum. This time, he's going to bring Boothill in to help - afterall, he's gone into the SU with problems before, so it should be easy... just a quick in and out. Right?
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The Best Way to a Dragon's Heart is Through His Stomach by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
24 Jan 2026
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Caelus just wants Dan Heng to notice him, to look at him with more than fond exasperation and a sigh. So, he gets lessons to hopefully learn how to be more than just a walking disaster in the kitchen - unfortunately for him, everyone takes his constant disappearances as a sign that he has a secret lover.
Including Dan Heng.
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After defeating Skott and ensuring Aurum Alley is safe from the IPC's greed, one would think that Caelus would be absolutely done with Skott.
One would absolutely be wrong.
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- Part 1 of The Raccoon & the Lone Wolf
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Heated Sheets by Caffeinated_Spoon for EditorSheep
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jan 2026
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Jiaoqiu is finally beginning to heal after the events of the Wardance. Unfortunately, his injuries threw his cycles out of whack, and his heat comes on suddenly - a shameful thing for male Foxians to have. He tries to hide it from Jing Yuan, only to be surprised by his beloved General.
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- Part 3 of {White Lion ~ Pink Fox Chronicles}
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How About Meow, Dan Heng? by Caffeinated_Spoon for EditorSheep
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Jan 2026
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The younger trailblazers decide to let loose and have a
little bitlot of fun after a mission.