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He hadn't seen her in years, and his reaction to her the last time they'd crossed paths had been understandably different considering they'd been standing on opposite sides of the aftermath of the final battle.
And yet, there she was.
And there he was, sporting a lot more than a semi at two in the afternoon, a potions text awkwardly shielding the tent in his trousers as she sized him up with those doe-like brown eyes.Months later, he had a dent in his Gringotts vault the size and shape of a library of interesting but superfluous books and more potions ingredients than he could use in a lifetime, all because he couldn't stay away from her.
And now the shop was empty.
Granger was nowhere to be seen, the blinds had been pulled, and the sign in the shop window had been flipped to display 'Closed' to the streets of Diagon.
How long had he been back there, hiding in the shelves and lost in his delusions? A glance to the clock above the door showed he'd overstayed closing by more than twenty minutes.Fuck.
He was just contemplating the wards and how to reset them after he'd exited - when a loud, low moan pierced through the silence in the shop. Hand halfway to the door, Draco froze.
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- Part 1 of After Hours
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Relaxation and Other Implications by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
20 Jul 2025
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Utahime just wanted a little girl time. She didn’t expect a group project. Turns out, relaxation has some very complicated implications.
Lesson learned: When you ask a friend for "stress relief," you should probably specify the number of participants beforehand.
Originally meant to be a one-shot. Oops. Now it's 16k words of filthy fun, pervy humor, everyone in-character (despite their best efforts) and no degrading language.
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The High Elder by PhilistiniPhagottini
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Dec 2023
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He knew all of these sensations attacking you at once could easily tire you but he couldn’t help himself. He needed to drink in every little noise you made and savour it for a lifetime. He was as proud as a kicked cat that he was able to reduce you to such a blubbering mess.
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- Part 7 of The Dragon's Den
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26 May 2025
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“You humans are always so gullible,” Saeyoung observes. “The thirst is a powerful thing. What makes you think a vampire would be able to stop before he’s killed you?”
“You say that as if you are a vampire,” you reply, scoffing out a laugh. “And I’m certainly not that gullible.”
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Or, an AU where the reader is out at a bar on Halloween night, goes home with a sexy set of twins, and gets a lot more than she bargained for.
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26 May 2025
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Neville has a stressful job and he has no idea how to let himself relax. Draco finally suggests he try getting a massage, hey it works for him! He neglects to tell Neville who he'll find when he plucks up the courage to make an appointment. Now he has to keep his composure while one of his wet dreams rubs him down from head to toe. Unless, that's not what she wants at all... maybe she has an even better idea of how Neville can relax.
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25 May 2025