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morning wood by godlyroman
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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“You got a splinter stuck in your no-no square,” Wade looks at a mortified Peter in disbelief, “and you want me to help you get it out? Are you doing the ‘I got stuck in the washing machine, step-bro’ thing? ‘Cuz if you are, I’m DTF but if you wanted me on you, you could’ve just asked”.
Peter cringes at the reminder of his current predicament.
“It’s not inside, it’s on the labia, I think. But…yes, I need your help. Just…please don’t make this more embarrassing than it already is,” Peter implores, already knowing that it’s an impossible expectation. He’s sitting at the very edge of the bed, elbows digging into his thighs and his hands over his face as he wishes for the mattress to swallow him whole.
There’s no way this situation can be anything but humiliating.
Or: Wade helps Peter with his morning wood.
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16 Jul 2026
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grow up weak or grow up tough by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
20 Dec 2025
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He can hear his spidey-senses ringing, confused, muddled—they’re on high alert, but can’t quite ping where or why or what, but they insistently tell Peter someone is inside.
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07 Jul 2026
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Something Meaty For The Main Course by Imitationvanilla
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
02 Jul 2026
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“I’m still fuckin’ breathin’, sir,” Johnny slurs, like speaking is getting the best of him, “‘nd so’re you.”
“But you almost weren’t, and that’s bad enough. Price is nuts-deep in the paperwork you caused him even now. Be prepared for an earful the second you’re cleared from medical.”
“Even now? Ghost, how long was I out?”
“Eleven days. You lost a kidney. You almost lost your life.” Those eleven days may as well have been eleven lifetimes. “You almost crashed twice. Your heart’s in rough shape from the tissue swelling around it. How many times do you need to be told to follow your goddamn orders?”
Soap smiles weakly and opens his eyes a crack. The whites of them are very faintly yellowed, but his irises are as blue as ever. He gives Ghost’s hand as much of a squeeze as he can muster, which isn’t much given how out of it he still is. “I wouldn’t be half the man I am if I always followed orders.”
Ghost hates that Soap’s right.
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07 Jul 2026
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Don't think by maukree
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Oct 2023
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The first test of the Bleeding Edge armor doesn't go exactly as planned.
Peter gets violated by Stark tech.
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04 Jul 2026
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Handle with care by maukree for SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Jan 2025
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It's not that Peter doesn’t want to live in Avengers Tower—maybe actually doesn't?—but he fully expected the ultimate loser room. You know, the one next to the boiler or whatever. Where they stick the new guy. That's where he figured he was headed. One of those glorified closets with a view of a wall.
Not Tony's floor. Please. No.
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04 Jul 2026