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Hermione Granger gives spectacular birthday presents. Draco Malfoy gives them right back.
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03 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger is forty-one weeks pregnant, massive, and murderous. If this baby doesn’t shift soon, she’ll shag it out herself.
"You want me to have sex with you. While you are forty-one weeks pregnant. With my son. Who is - currently - in there."
"Yes."
"And you want me to - to - " He swallowed. His Adam's apple bobbed. "To put my - inside you - while our child is - "
"Yes."
"Right there."
"Yes, Draco, that's how pregnancy works, the baby is inside me, I don't know if you've noticed - "
"But what if I - " He made a gesture. A vague, frantic, deeply unhelpful gesture. "What if I poke him?"
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03 Jul 2026
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Voldemort threw a public party at Malfoy Manor for the first time since his victory. As one of the most competent spies in The Order, Hermione was sent to plant a port key on the art piece Voldemort claimed to have painted himself. Things stayed under control until drunk Draco Malfoy stepped in.
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03 Jul 2026
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“The Level 2 elevator has malfunctioned. Please standby while maintenance works to fix this problem.”
The devious smile that overtakes Draco's face is a familiar one, the two of them being in this position many times over already.
”Well, would you look at that, we’re stuck in this elevator once more. What shall we do to pass the time?”
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Hermione and Draco get stuck in the elevator at the Ministry and are forced to pass the time
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03 Jul 2026
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Draco has her curls. Hermione has his muscles. And neither of them knows how to act normal in front of Harry Potter. Trapped in a high-stakes, two-week body swap, the Ministry’s fiercest rivals must learn to live in each other’s skin without driving the Auror department entirely insane. Workplace banter, domestic chaos, and a very unexpected lesson in anatomy.
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03 Jul 2026