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Hermione Granger gives spectacular birthday presents. Draco Malfoy gives them right back.
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03 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger is forty-one weeks pregnant, massive, and murderous. If this baby doesn’t shift soon, she’ll shag it out herself.
"You want me to have sex with you. While you are forty-one weeks pregnant. With my son. Who is - currently - in there."
"Yes."
"And you want me to - to - " He swallowed. His Adam's apple bobbed. "To put my - inside you - while our child is - "
"Yes."
"Right there."
"Yes, Draco, that's how pregnancy works, the baby is inside me, I don't know if you've noticed - "
"But what if I - " He made a gesture. A vague, frantic, deeply unhelpful gesture. "What if I poke him?"
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03 Jul 2026
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Voldemort threw a public party at Malfoy Manor for the first time since his victory. As one of the most competent spies in The Order, Hermione was sent to plant a port key on the art piece Voldemort claimed to have painted himself. Things stayed under control until drunk Draco Malfoy stepped in.
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03 Jul 2026
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“The Level 2 elevator has malfunctioned. Please standby while maintenance works to fix this problem.”
The devious smile that overtakes Draco's face is a familiar one, the two of them being in this position many times over already.
”Well, would you look at that, we’re stuck in this elevator once more. What shall we do to pass the time?”
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Hermione and Draco get stuck in the elevator at the Ministry and are forced to pass the time
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03 Jul 2026
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Draco has her curls. Hermione has his muscles. And neither of them knows how to act normal in front of Harry Potter. Trapped in a high-stakes, two-week body swap, the Ministry’s fiercest rivals must learn to live in each other’s skin without driving the Auror department entirely insane. Workplace banter, domestic chaos, and a very unexpected lesson in anatomy.
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03 Jul 2026
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What happened in Paris was meant to stay there. It was a glimpse into another life, one that only ever brought them pain.
Over fifteen years later, Emily is being left behind. Lives are built, and she isn't a part of them. The mask she wears has slipped, her mortality is catching up to her, and it's easier to turn her back than to stand there and watch it.
JJ is still married. She shouldn't be. Her marriage has become a contract that she's too tired to leave.
With Emily pressing buttons, and JJ already halfway out the door, love, need, and anger rear their heads.
What follows is a series of terrible decisions, a vicious spiral they can't seem to escape, and a future neither of them dared to dream of.
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02 Jun 2026
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Andy didn't expect to find comfort in a supply closet. Or in Emily Charlton, for that matter. Between Miranda's impossible demands and Emily's quiet resentment, Andy and Emily develop a routine: stolen moments behind closed doors to soothe the loneliness they both suffered from. It's not much, but it's something.
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21 May 2026
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"Oh honey," she said, quieter, not for the camera. Her hand moved, a slow circle against the bare skin of Emily's back. "You're freezing."
Emily opened her mouth to say she was fine. What came out was laughter.
Anne made a sound that was half-sympathy and half-amusement and pressed her palm flat against Emily's back, as if she could simply transfer heat through contact, as if warmth were the kind of thing that could be redistributed by some pretty girls intention
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Anne and Emily catch up after 20 years
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21 May 2026
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If Emily had to describe the experience of attending award shows with Annie in just one phrase, she'd probably equate it to babysitting for new parents. (Set at the 2007 Oscars.)
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19 May 2026
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But then, one day—
"It's okay," she breathes against Emily's mouth, three fingers deep inside her, and laces their hands together. "It's okay, baby, you're doing so good. You're perfect."
She feels Emily clenching harder against her, moving desperately until it becomes completely uncoordinated, and hears her whimper softly as she comes.
And oh, Andy thinks. That's certainly interesting.
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Andy founds out Emily has a praise kink.
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19 May 2026
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“Can I?”
Emily knows somehow, she’s not sure how, that this is the moment, this is the question that will change what Andrea is doing. She does not want to be a player in Andrea and Peter’s new age bisexual open relationship. Emily is not part of this lifestyle. She is heterosexual, and she has been for forty-two years. But maybe there is something, some feeling born out of jealousy or repression or revenge, where she wants to see this. She wants to watch Andrea… ride.
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After the Miranda-Benji-shitshow-fiasco, Emily comes to admit that she does miss Andy, and they decide to meet up. To talk, drink, have fun, do all the regular nice and normal things that normal female friends do. Not that Emily's ever had a female friend before, not since high school.
What Emily didn't expect, was Andrea taking it upon herself to instruct Emily on how to achieve the impossible: reaching the maybe not-so-mythical female orgasm.
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19 May 2026
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Emily believes Andrea has a fever, so she checks.
Inspired by Fever - Dua Lipa ft. Angèle
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19 May 2026
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Andy fixates on how easily Emily bruises
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17 May 2026
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When Emily Charlton saw Andrea Sachs again she did not cry nor did she lose her temper. She didn’t even politely greet her as someone she had come to acknowledge in her head as a stranger; she just stood unmoving, hardly a blink or a swallow before murmuring ‘Am I having a hallucination?’
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Emily won’t give up on seeing Andy as more than a stranger, no matter how much it hurts.
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17 May 2026
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i am a sob story (standing in the rain in a summer dress) by noheteroexplanation
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)
23 May 2026
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Perhaps the most heartbreaking consequence of this promise to erase Andrea is that the expensive clothes are wasted. Stuffed to the back of her closet, because she is unable to look at them. (In her weaker moments, she puts the clothes on and imagines they still smell like Andy. Even though she knows it is a lie.) All she can hear when she catches a glimpse of them gathering dust is the dial tone ringing and ringing and nobody picking up.
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Emily reckons with her feelings for Andrea, leading to a gayer conclusion to The Devil Wears Prada 2.- Language:
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17 May 2026
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Set after the first movie. Emily Charlton makes a list of ten things she hates about Andrea Sachs. (lies, all lies)
This is, unfortunately, how she realises she’s in love with her.
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- Part 1 of Sachston in a RomCom
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17 May 2026
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Emily Charlton would rather be set on fire than admit she’s nervous about dinner with Andrea Sachs.
Andrea, meanwhile, spends forty-five minutes arguing with her closet and accidentally calls Emily an “old friend” in public.
Or: Andy Sachs says God’s name so many times over one dinner that it arguably becomes a prayer
sequel to Ten Things Emily Hates About Andy, Ten Things Emily Misses About Andy, Andy’s Got Mail and Dinner At Tiffany’s
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- Part 5 of Sachston in a RomCom
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17 May 2026
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pick up the call (if you missed a chance with me) by antidoting
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
16 May 2026
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Andy is late for work but Emily needs a ride.
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17 May 2026
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Andrea goes to Emily’s home to make her company after a rough day at work. She brings food and wine, convincing herself this would be just an innocent dinner between new friends.
But life have other plans for them as this turns out to be a confession night.Bookmarked by Claez
17 May 2026
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"I am here, always. Whatever you need Jayje." Emily reassures, placing a hand gently to JJ's leg. JJ nods, looking down at where she is touching her. She bites her bottom lip.
JJ surges forward, crashing her lips into Emily's. She knows she shouldn't be doing this, for God's sake Will has only been gone a few months. JJ should be grieving the loss of her husband, not kissing her best friend of nearly twenty years. JJ runs a hand through Emily's hair, tugging gently. Emily moans against the blonde's mouth, placing her hands on the woman's hips.
"Shit, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that." JJ pulls away, putting distance between her and Emily. She covers her mouth with her hand, staring at the woman in front of her.
OR, JJ kisses Emily and immediately becomes confused.
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29 Apr 2026