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Caelus is sure Himeko knows about his little crush; he has seen how she smiles knowingly whenever he sputters as his hand brushes Mr. Yang’s when passing something along at the dinner table. Dan Heng has to have noticed too, for he rolls his eyes whenever he sees Caelus flush slightly when politely greeted by a smiling Mr. Yang in the halls. Perhaps even March 7th--
Well, really, Caelus is sure the man himself is the only one who doesn’t know.
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What Lay There, Up the Stairs? by Cressaphee
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game), Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Anime)
25 Jan 2025
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Cleo sat down carefully. “I hear them, voices, from this House.” Lucifer quirked an eyebrow. “They call me. At night. Beckon me. I am either being driven insane, your house is haunted, or there is actually someone-- alive-- trying to reach me.”
A retelling of one of the most iconic moments in the original Obey Me: Belphegor's imprisonment. This is how I would imagine my own sheep, named Cleo throughout the story, would handle the situation.
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What a Good Boy! by Cressaphee
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game), Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Anime)
12 Jun 2024
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Cleo (my sheep) is asked by Lucifer to take Cerberus on his walk. She goes to Leviathan for help!
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Basically Nathan gets Pickles to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse to shake up their friender bender a bit, but they keep getting interrupted by the other band members.
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Crazy:Bklok by Cressaphee
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon), Ensemble Stars! (Video Game)
20 Dec 2023
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Charles cleared his throat. “There is a Japanese idol group named Crazy:B who have requested a collaboration.”
Immediately, Toki snapped his head towards Charles. “Oh wowee! I loves them!”
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"What?" the man continues. "Never heard one of your test subjects talk before, doctor?"
And, well, it's not quite that, exactly, because of course this isn't the first time one of his test subjects has spoken to him while on the gurney… it's just that typically, they're wide-eyed and frantic, wasting every ounce of their remaining strength to pointlessly plead for him and his segments to spare their lives.
And yet, this man is different.
He lies strapped to an operating table beneath the cold, clinical gaze and scalpel of the infamously insane second Harbinger, slowly dying of a stab wound, and yet he remains impossibly calm, the ghost of a smile on his lips and his voice smooth as velvet.
How peculiar.
"It's a shame we have to kill this one," 35 remarks. "I find that I quite like him."
Alternatively: A report spanning 380 years, beginning in a laboratory where people go to die. Here is the story of a so-called doctor and the man who is his longest-running experiment.
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06 Jun 2026
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Tatsumi Goes to Boating School by HotGuyEnjoyer
Fandoms: Ensemble Stars! (Video Game), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
19 Apr 2025
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After the incident, Tatsumi loses his boating license. So he goes to Mrs. Puffs boating school to earn it back.
Mayoi just hopes everything will go okay.
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12 Jun 2025
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What Happens In Penacony Does Not Stay In Penacony by doublekitty
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Apr 2025
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Topaz: Hey, what the fuck?
Acheron: w.
Black Swan: Hello?
Boothill: NOW WHAT IN THE FUDGE IS THIS
Misha: um, who are these people??
Sunday: What in God’s name is this?/rh
Sparkle: WADDUP LOSERRSSSS
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Several people, brought together by gambling, good(?) drinks, and a possible murder, decide to make a group chat to keep in touch after leaving Penacony. And they add that bartender too. And that cute pop star! Maybe the bellboy? Oh, and that weird cowboy guy too... And they'll all totally remember it by tomorrow! Definitely!- Language:
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29 Nov 2024
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Underwater friends by funklybeetles
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon)
06 Jan 2023
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After Toki almost kills Pickles while watching Spongebob and getting scarred for life by Murderface's ass, he cries wishing he could live in Bikini Bottom, where the flying dutchman grants his wish!
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02 Jan 2024
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Takes place after "the Lunacy of Duke Venomania."
Kaito had not been expecting to end up in hell after he died, but a murder is a murder, even one committed in the name of justice. However, right as he is about to be thrown into a pit of fire, a familiar face steps in and claims him as his pupil. Yet he has no good intentions... only a desire for revenge in the most personal way possible.
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- Part 1 of Taken by the Demons
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31 Dec 2023