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Wait for Me (I’ll Come for You) by kirk_spock_in_the_impala (ryokoyuy)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Mar 2020
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Jaskier will forgive Geralt, but not yet. This time, Geralt will have to follow his lead.
(no one can punish Geralt better than he punishes himself)
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- English
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- 1/1
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02 May 2026
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Peek-a-boo! by Pinkninja
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
12 Sep 2023
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Ciri has the power to teleport through space. Unfortunately for Geralt this power manifests at birth and is drawn to him, so baby Princess Cirilla keeps zapping between the Cintran court and Geralt's adventures on the Path. It's hard enough to fight off a nest of drowners without suddenly worrying about the toddler that just appeared, playing in the mud behind you.
Recurring accidental teleporting baby acquisition AU
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- English
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- 82,922
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- 16/16
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29 Apr 2026
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Tell me It's Okay by Stressedspidergirl
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
10 Aug 2020
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Geralt has been told his whole life that witchers do not have emotions. He is raised by cold unfeeling teachers who teach him he is less than. A mutation, a tool to be used in exchange for coin.
He hangs onto this as tightly as he can for as long as he can. Until people enter his life and throw all of what he's believed and held to be true up on its head.
Tell me it's okay/To live life this way/Sometimes I want you to stay/I know it's a shame
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- English
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- 73,139
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- 11/11
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- 1
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20 Apr 2026
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Geralt’s entire being had slumped, no energy left to push himself up on his elbows—let alone all fours—again, but that beautiful ass was tilted up as hopefully as ever.
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Geralt enjoys being opened up and stuffed full until he can barely breathe.
Jaskier enjoys taking Geralt apart as thoroughly as he is able with various parts of his anatomy.Bookmarked by Cuttlefish_Conundrum
07 Apr 2026
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medicine by SummerFrost for doandhope
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Jun 2020
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Geralt's not human. Why should he have to feel like one?
In which Geralt measures his potions in careful doses—and Jaskier is like taking a drink.
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- English
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- 36,882
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- 1/1
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- 4
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- 268
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- 2,512
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05 Apr 2026
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In Want of a Wife by Swankyo0
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
20 Feb 2023
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“It’s what you haven’t done, son,” Alfred’s voice was brusque and short, but not unkind. Jaskier braced himself. “It’s time you settled down and found a wife.”
The room went silent. Every eye in the room bounced between the two men, no one daring to speak. Every eye except one- Geralt, who sedately finished chewing his breakfast, seeming to completely ignore the pleading glances Jaskier was shooting him. After a long pause, the witcher looked up and glanced around the table, meeting Jaskier’s eye briefly, before stating, calmly, “Can’t. He’s already married.”
“Right, yes, of course,” Jaskier nodded his agreement before actually hearing Geralt’s words. “I’m- wait, uh-"
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01 Apr 2026
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Sorrow Twines Her Thorns Unceasing by stonecoldsilly for writterings
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
29 Oct 2020
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‘I know who you are. You’re the Witcher... Geralt of Rivia.’
Ten winters have passed since the last time someone said his name.
The Butcher of Blaviken is cursed with a spell of despair.
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- English
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- 12,136
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- 2/2
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30 Mar 2026
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Long life has taught Geralt patience, Jaskier is not nearly as drunk as he thinks he is, and every man has their limits.
“What are you doing?”“What am I doing,” Jaskier mocked sourly as he scrubbed. “What does it look like I’m doing. I’m not about to make love to you stinking of roast mutton and cheap perfume!”
As Jaskier surfaced from rinsing soap from his face, Geralt said reasonably, “There are worse things than mutton.”
“I’m not going to make love to you stinking of those either!”
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19 Mar 2026
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To a witcher, touch is almost never a good thing.
Touch means something or someone has gotten too close. Close enough to rend open the places where armour doesn’t protect the vulnerabilities underneath. Close enough to see the pulse where it beats just under the surface, to identify where to strike.
To Geralt, touch is everything beyond that, too. He craves the moments where touch doesn’t mean pain, damage, or potential death, but where it means safety and care. In a witcher’s life, those moments are far and few between.
Geralt bears it and watches the seasons change until he can take out that part of himself for winter, and let it breathe.He’s used to it, and he’s already endured it for decades when he meets Jaskier
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- Part 1 of Witcher love language
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- English
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- 10/10
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17 Mar 2026
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They were somewhere between pleasantly warm and nearly drunk when Jaskier looked seriously at Geralt and said, "Do some witchering on me." Geralt snorted and drank his ale, shaking his head.
"Something small. I'm just curious. I've seen your magic all the time on other people."
"It's not a party trick, Bard." Jaskier hummed thoughtfully, in a note that Geralt had come to know meant "I'm not letting this go."
"Fine." Geralt tore a piece of bread off the chunk he was eating and held it up in front of Jaskier's eyes. "See this?" He cast the sigil for Axii in his other hand, gently touching Jaskier's mind. "You want this more than you've ever wanted anything. And you can't have it." He pulled the bread slightly away, studying Jaskier's face. Nothing changed. Geralt grunted again. "Didn't work."
"How do you know?" Jaskier asked dryly, eyes flicking to the crust of bread before his face smoothed out into its usual pleasant expression.
"Because you always look at me like that." Geralt tossed the bread aside, surprised at the swiftness with which Jaskier snatched it up. "...hm."
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- Part 1 of Conversations
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15 Mar 2026
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Starting from Zero by Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Oct 2020
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Jaskier called him my friend, which Geralt thought he had probably said before, but it didn't sound like a hollow turn of phrase today. It sounded like Jaskier might actually mean that literally.
That couldn't be right, but Geralt wasn't about to ask Jaskier whether he meant any of that.
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- English
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- 21,364
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 2
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- 441
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- 2,097
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10 Mar 2026
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The Languid Touches of True Love in the Night by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 May 2020
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Witchers have slow heartbeats and slow blood flow, makes it a lot more difficult to bleed out in battle. But there is another consequence of this mutation - it takes a long time for a witcher to get hard and orgasm during sex. They compensate with a particular potion, and Geralt has rather failed to mention this to Jaskier for the two years they have been together. Until he runs out of the potion when they are practically on vacation and has to explain it to Jaskier.
Jaskier is very intrigued just how long it will take without the potion to make Geralt feel good.
Happy, gentle sex with two men who adore each other.
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- Part 1 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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- English
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- 5,912
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 130
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- 2,416
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- 295
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05 Mar 2026
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Tomorrow is a new day by Glossamyre
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
18 Sep 2020
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20 Feb 2026
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Quid Pro Quo by Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
26 Apr 2019
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The only thing he isn't wrong about is how easily Emhyr var Emreis could destroy him if he chose to. Geralt has already left him far too many openings.
In which Geralt has the Wrong Idea, Emhyr has Plans, and Cirilla has (At Least) Two Dads and isn't giving up on them.
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- Part 1 of Urbe Aureā
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- English
- Words:
- 25,349
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 3
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- 499
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12 Feb 2026
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Between You and the World by kirk_spock_in_the_impala (ryokoyuy)
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
24 Mar 2020
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Five times Jaskier helps Geralt through sensory overload, plus one time he didn't have to (they get that vacation on the coast).
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- English
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- 30,806
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 9
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- 723
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- 4,463
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30 Jan 2026
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Geralt is looking forward to visiting an old flame at the next town. Jaskier figures he won't see Geralt for a couple of days, but Geralt and his lady-friend have other plans.
[All works in this series can stand alone.]
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- Part 4 of Choices
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12 Jan 2026
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Urbe Aureā by Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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- 87,131
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- 5
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- 599
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12 Jan 2026
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Turns out Rey has a major fetish for watching Dismas obliterate knights.
(AKA 3k of bareback sex in the Tangle).
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20 Dec 2025
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Even with how 'quite' and 'sneaky' they tried to be about it, Robert and Victor didn't make the most subtle couple out there.
AKA: How each member of the Z-Team and beyond learned about Robert and Victor being in a relationship together.
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- Part 2 of Acronym
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04 Dec 2025
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All love and adoration (Oh, to be your constant companion!) by Hemlock_Sweet_Candy
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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Susie glances between Kris and the car. “I didn’t know you had an uncle?”
Kris’s nose wrinkles. “He’s my dad’s brother.”
At the looks Susie and Ralsei give them Kris sighs. “Ok he’s not bad he’s just kind of overbearing like my dad. It’s his husband that’s weird.”
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Tenna being Kris's uncle and visiting hometown with his husband.
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19 Nov 2025