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  1. Summary

    Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
    Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!

    This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
    As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!

    “I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
    - Alex Hirsch

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    It’s been a few days since The Favorite Character Awards.

    Pomni has been through a number of bizarre things during her time in the circus. Candy truck chases, angel head horrors, minimum wage labor, athletic events, gun-filled battle royales. But none of these come close to what she witnesses on a seemingly innocent day full of beach-filled fun: Caine attempting to take his own life.

    After managing to stop him, Pomni takes it upon herself (and is borderline forced to by Bubble) to help keep Caine’s mental state intact by engaging in improvised therapy sessions with him. After all, if Caine died, what would happen to the circus? And to the humans that lived within it? This was her only concern at first. But as Caine opens up to her more through these sessions, she realizes just how much the AI is hurting and how long he has been harboring these negative emotions.

    Turns out Caine needs more help than she thought.

    He's just as trapped in this game as they are. And worse.

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    15 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The AI gets therapy! This fic is honestly really heartwarming, it's a great read for a bad day. Caine's mental health struggles are captured really well, not downplayed, and given room to breathe. I do envy his ability to get better so fast though. Pros of being a computer fsdgahjk how can I do that

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    There was a problem. An issue, a minor error. Something in the code that clearly wasn't working correctly.

    What if after the events of episode 7, Caine decides that the players unhappiness and general issues with the circus are his fault, and he goes about fixing that in the worst way possible.

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    14 May 2026

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    I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS ONE

    Caine's want to be his own person clashing with his pre-programmed coding is always good, but this fic takes that concept above and beyond. Someone help my baby he's dying out here :(

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    (OR AM And Caine Swap AU)
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    Caine and AM switch places...
    Chaos ensues.
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    UPDATES:
    Uhhhhhhhhhh........ Yep! It's gonna update- I'm not going to abandon it!
    Just please read the start notes :D

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    06 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The way Caine is characterized here is so so good, and the parallels between him and AM are... nonexistent, really. This whole thing is AM projecting onto Caine BIGTIME. Issue is, who's gonna fucking stop him lmao

    REALLY good stuff here

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    Five times Ford cared for Stan during their travels on the Stan O’ War II.

    Based on @artsymeeshee’s drawings in this post: https://www.tumblr.com/artsymeeshee/763726226089263104/doodles-of-ford-being-a-good-big-brother-because

    Edit: I'm SO sorry that I haven't responded to every comment on here but I want you all to know that I appreciate every comment, bookmark and kudos I've gotten - thank you all so much for reading and enjoying this fic!!

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    04 Jan 2025

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    Wholesome big brother Ford

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    Ford had lost so many things in the Portal. Innumerable pieces of equipment. Three spaceships. More companions than he dared remember. Cumulatively, a deeply alarming amount of blood.

    He’d thought that one of the first things he’d lost had been hope.

    (Or, Ford has feelings about hope and hugs and memories and miracles, and everything does, eventually, turn out all right)

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    22 Jun 2025

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