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Suck The Rot Right Out of My Blood Stream by BlackBirdBroken, S11_3B
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Jun 2026
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I can remember many moments throughout my life when I wished I could escape. I dreamed about being whisked away into some fantasy setting.
Turns out being abducted by aliens is not nearly as fun as I thought it would be. Now I've crashed landed on some planet I didn't even know existed, and there's an alien parasite eating its way through my frontal lobe.
Also turns out vampires are real on other planets. I should probably find that weirder but instead I'm too focused on that haunted look in his eyes. Since I'm stuck on this planet, why not try to make the best of it. Who knows maybe along the way I will find the friends I always wanted and the love I never thought I'd have.
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10 Jun 2026
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CORVID (cor·vid, noun) — from corvus, 'raven' or 'crow.' Forgotten druidic traditions hold the corvid as a threshold creature: a bridge between the living and the dead. Others name them tricksters, omens, shadows, thieves. Though others think of them as birds, and nothing more.
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Astarion didn't intend for this to happen. It was supposed to be one night to feel normal, anonymous, just another face in some grime-ridden poor excuse for a tavern. And then there was a gnome, gods help him. A gnome with a voice she had no business having, a face he couldn't look away from, and a body that - no. No. Absolutely not. And yet, two years after saving this godsdamned city, he found the only person who would change his unlife enough to make it feel like something he lived in instead of survived through.Bookmarked by Flyswatter1959
10 Jun 2026
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I tossed a whole bunch of my Tavs together into a single huge party. Hilarity ensues. This is a COMIC! Oh boy!
The Tavs:
- Guy who was just trying to do crimes and is furious to realize he has just become a paladin accidentally
- The skrunkliest little rat boy of a drow you've ever seen
- Disney's Princess Alchemist
- Halfling bard making heart eyes at Karlach from approximately knee height
- Dwarf cleric banned from the set of Mythbusters for safety violations
- Good Eilistraean dad of Imberlur origin who will make you tea after your big, dramatic character moments
- Exactly one (1) competent project manager fighting all the gods at once to make sure we don't game-over because someone lost a Nether Stone in the bottom of the camp chest.One of these people may or may not be The Dark Urge.
THIS IS THE CURRENT VERSION
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10 Jun 2026
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"I hope you die screaming" were the last words Astarion said to his companions. He never imagined they'd come true.
Six months later, drowning in guilt and armed with a stolen Wish spell, he tries to bring them back. Instead, he wakes up at his own funeral in a world he doesn't recognise—modern, loud, and utterly impossible—where everyone he lost is alive, and the woman he loved and abandoned is calling him "partner."
Now he must learn to navigate a life that isn't his, a world whose technology baffles him, trauma that follows him across timelines, and a love he hasn't earned—all while deciding whether to fix the past or fight for a future he doesn't deserve.
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10 Jun 2026
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The terribly tragic adventures of a modern girl who, instead of waking up on her couch to turn on the TV, finds herself trapped in a pod aboard a Mind Flayer spaceship. Now, she is on a desperate quest for a phone signal, a cheeseburger, and probably her own survival.
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10 Jun 2026