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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    Listen, Gerard is lonely. Like, he’s nearing a requiring-a-friend-intervention level of loneliness.

    With no interest in dating, and his goodbye hugs getting weirdly long, Gerard's friends introduce him to the concept of hiring a professional cuddle buddy.

    Yeah right, like Gerard would ever pay someone to hold his hand. How embarrassing.

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    14 Jun 2024

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    Gerard, the local librarian, has a not-so-secret admirer. Frank can't resist spending most of his time in the library, fawning over Gerard from afar. It seems useless to make a move, since Gerard is so clearly far too sweet and gentle to match Frank's much kinkier tastes... But Frank will soon learn to never judge a book by it's cover.

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    31 May 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 33

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    Frank is a young man living with his grandparents on the farm. His life is quite simple: feed the chickens, weed the plants, and harvest the crops. That is until a rebellious guy from the big city gets sent down to live with them until his behavior improves.

    At first, Gerard is nothing but an immature and rude guest in his home, but little by little Frank manages to peel back the layers and discovers who Gerard really is.

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    01 Mar 2024

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    Party Poison would never turn down another killjoy in need; even if said killjoy is the most annoying little shit in the Zones.

    Meanwhile Fun Ghoul is only looking for a crew to hide out with for a couple of days. But he ends up finding a lot more than that - a family.

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    New and exclusive: The not-remotely-canon-related story of how Fun Ghoul joined the Fabulous Killjoys!

    Nothing dramatic happens in this at all. It's literally just queer people in the desert being incredibly annoying and loving each other very much. If that's your thing.

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    13 Jul 2023

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    “Look, asshole, do you want a job or not?” Mikey interrupts. “You said yourself you were bored. I know you can’t afford cigarettes anymore. Until the millions of jobs you applied for decide to call you back, this is the best you got.”

    Gerard grimaces.

    “Besides,” Mikey continues after a beat, “you’d get to hang out with me. And Ray and Frank too, I guess. But at least you wouldn’t be loitering at my job instead of finding something else productive to do.”

    Gerard looks at Mikey for a moment before groaning and tugging a hand through his hair. “Fine, you win. Brian, can I have an application?”

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    an au based off of one of frank's tweets where he said he 'worked' at staples (which consisted of '[showing] up high and [laminating] random shit for 6 hours')

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    02 Sep 2022