GloriousSarcasm



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    24,842
    Works:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    9

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 57

    Tags
    Summary

    Summary: Chapters 1–4
    Mike Wheeler came to 1990 Los Angeles for a degree, not to be mentally and physically dismantled by a sun-kissed Will Byers, his long-lost first love, who surfs and looks like a water god. Was it too soon to say he loved him? Or was it actually over six years too late? Will seems determined to strip away every bit of Mike's overthinking (and clothes) until there's nothing left to do but give in to the Californian heat.

    Summary: Chapters 5–8
    The 'first time' was a revelation, but the 'every time' after is what’s truly dismantling Mike Wheeler. Now that the Californian heat has finally melted his defenses, Mike is discovering that domestic bliss is its own kind of high-stakes adventure. From tangled mornings and stolen kitchen kisses to the terrifying vulnerability of sharing a future, being Will’s boyfriend is the best job Mike’s ever had. As they navigate family, friends, dreams, and the freedom of the open sun, they’re making one thing clear: they’ve already wasted enough time. When you’ve nearly lost your forever, you devour every ordinary second of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    110,956
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    6,607

    11 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 55

    Tags
    Summary

    After the Battle of the Five Armies, Thranduil sent Legolas north for a different reason.
    "Find him. Teach him. Judge him. If the line of Isildur shall rise again, let it rise under the eyes of the Woodland Realm. See whether the young man seeks a crown, or whether he might make amends."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,848
    Chapters:
    13/19
    Comments:
    273
    Kudos:
    381
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    8,750

    27 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ARALAS my loveeee OUT OF THIS WORLD!! the BEST fic i've ever read EVER

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Those protective instincts kick in and Mike can’t help himself as a crazy, irrational idea takes root in his mind.

    An idea that has absolutely nothing to do with seeing Will practically naked in a speedo two nights a week for an entire year. Nope. Definitely not.

    “What if I joined the team with you?” Mike blurts, reddening.

    Or:

    Will and Mike join the Hawkins High swim team in their senior year, spend waaaay too much time together in teeny tiny speedos and one thing leads to another at the pool…

     

    *Post Vecna-defeat (except El lives) & characters are aged up to 18 because the content is explicit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,296
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    600
    Kudos:
    660
    Bookmarks:
    219
    Hits:
    22,394

    21 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    yo where the hell has this fic been my entire life???? SO MANY MORE KUDOS TO YOU AUTHOR!!!

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Have you ever wanted to put a Tumblr post in your fic? Even if you haven't, you now can!

    This is a tutorial on how to mimic different Tumblr post types using a work skin, without using screenshots.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,227
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    474
    Bookmarks:
    544
    Hits:
    18,722

    17 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    holy fucking shit i just hit a goldmine

  5. Public Bookmark 84

    Tags
    Summary

    Mike accidentally overhears a random girl spilling the fastest way to win a guy's heart in one night: good food, a proper massage, and barely any clothes — preferably, all three at once.

    Spoiler: it only takes him thirty-six minutes

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,801
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    457
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    5,627

    08 Jun 2026