GrumpyAsFuck
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- DAY6 (Band) (21)
- SEVENTEEN (Band) (8)
- Japanese Actor RPF (1)
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Domino fest prompt: Oh no! The monster attacking Seoul sprayed the professor, Woozi, with slime, and he grows tentacles 🙀 luckily, Pink Ranger Mingyu arrives to help him 😏
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A lonesome vampire has caught Mingyu's eye
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Ryoma owns an alleyway café. One day he sees a timid stranger on the street outside his shop.
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One of these days the crumbs will become the whole bakery by GrumpyAsFuck
Fandoms: DAY6 (Band)
07 Dec 2025
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Sungjin wants to have an important conversation. They fuck instead
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A Roast Chicken Is A Roast Chicken by zorza (borealis) for AgnesFitch
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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To settle his debt owed to the apothecary and to help pay for new armor and weapons after being taken into Radzig's service, Henry takes on some work at the bathhouse as a bath hand.
One day, his services are requested by the local lordling, and the brat of a nobleman has paid for everything the bathhouse has to offer.
Hans quickly finds out first hand that Henry doesn't back down from a challenge.
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01 Jul 2026
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An Arse Man by StarQuesting for Nerdybirdnerd
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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“don’t worry. I’ve no interest in your hairy arse!”
in which Hans descends into madness (i.e. becomes increasingly desperate to touch Henry’s hairy arse in every sinful way he can think of).
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01 Jul 2026
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Aim, Fire, Shoot Me Right by gloriousdisco for Hawkie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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He flattened his hand against the full expanse of Henry’s throat, felt him flinch beneath the touch. The bulb of his Adam’s apple dipped as his breath began to quicken, Hans could feel each exhalation like the press of a fist to his palm.
“…Some girls can take me all the way to here, you know?” He eventually said.
Henry only shivered in response.
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or: sometimes boasting about bathmaids can lead to an adventure down your best friend’s throat
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Bookmarked by GrumpyAsFuck
27 Jun 2026
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Would. by zorza (borealis) for PinkCherryBlossoms, Tayushka (taitai_laozu), AgnesFitch
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
06 May 2026
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There is something weird on the shore that Henry doesn’t register properly at first, taking it for the reflection of the moonlight on the flowing waters. But reflections don’t move like this—swishy and quick, and they definitely don’t make splashing noises.
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Henry encounters a pretty creature and starts thinking with his other head.
Bookmarked by GrumpyAsFuck
07 May 2026
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Cow-Eyed by theharellan for I_NEED_DOPAMINE
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Apr 2026
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"What are you doing here?" he asks. The first words Hans has spoken all day, he realises. And he's saying them to a cow.
In the Trosky woods, Hans finds a friend.
Series
- Part 3 of dearer than worldly honour
Bookmarked by GrumpyAsFuck
25 Apr 2026