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A Roast Chicken Is A Roast Chicken by zorza (borealis) for AgnesFitch
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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To settle his debt owed to the apothecary and to help pay for new armor and weapons after being taken into Radzig's service, Henry takes on some work at the bathhouse as a bath hand.
One day, his services are requested by the local lordling, and the brat of a nobleman has paid for everything the bathhouse has to offer.
Hans quickly finds out first hand that Henry doesn't back down from a challenge.
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01 Jul 2026
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An Arse Man by StarQuesting for Nerdybirdnerd
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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“don’t worry. I’ve no interest in your hairy arse!”
in which Hans descends into madness (i.e. becomes increasingly desperate to touch Henry’s hairy arse in every sinful way he can think of).
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01 Jul 2026
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Aim, Fire, Shoot Me Right by gloriousdisco for Hawkie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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He flattened his hand against the full expanse of Henry’s throat, felt him flinch beneath the touch. The bulb of his Adam’s apple dipped as his breath began to quicken, Hans could feel each exhalation like the press of a fist to his palm.
“…Some girls can take me all the way to here, you know?” He eventually said.
Henry only shivered in response.
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or: sometimes boasting about bathmaids can lead to an adventure down your best friend’s throat
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27 Jun 2026
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Would. by zorza (borealis) for PinkCherryBlossoms, Tayushka (taitai_laozu), AgnesFitch
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
06 May 2026
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There is something weird on the shore that Henry doesn’t register properly at first, taking it for the reflection of the moonlight on the flowing waters. But reflections don’t move like this—swishy and quick, and they definitely don’t make splashing noises.
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Henry encounters a pretty creature and starts thinking with his other head.
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07 May 2026
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Cow-Eyed by theharellan for I_NEED_DOPAMINE
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Apr 2026
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"What are you doing here?" he asks. The first words Hans has spoken all day, he realises. And he's saying them to a cow.
In the Trosky woods, Hans finds a friend.
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- Part 3 of dearer than worldly honour
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25 Apr 2026
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Henry wasn’t a coward. But alone, without his weapon or armour, he felt so exposed. If a stray alpha or a roaming bandit pack crossed his path, he couldn’t say for certain he’d survive the encounter—especially if they caught him unprepared. That worry—that fear—clung to him. It was all still so new.
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08 Apr 2026
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The Itch by zorza (borealis) for Nerdybirdnerd
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
06 Apr 2026
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Sometimes Henry gets that itch.
Thankfully, he has someone who can take care of it.
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06 Apr 2026
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Hans pulls at Henry's heart when he asks about what peasant children get up to. They're grown men, definitely too sober to be indulging in the whimsy of boyhood, but Hans--for once--is actually pleasant to be around, and Henry is feeling sentimental.
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06 Apr 2026
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Hans grabs his bicep, fingers digging into the flesh the way he might test a fruit for ripeness. Henry curls his forearm and makes a fist beneath the water, squeezing tight. He watches Hans' face: the flushed redness of heat and strong drink, the shock as his fingers meet firm resistance.
Hans slides his palm over the wet fabric, pressing hard, testing the edges of the muscle. Henry feels like a horse skittish about being shoed, restrained from bolting only by a strong grip on the bridle.
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In the bathhouse, Hans and Henry find out how they measure up against each other.
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- Part 5 of Hansry fics
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05 Apr 2026
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A Well Oiled Broomstick by finchybiird, Hallow_fiend
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
03 Apr 2026
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“Pretty birdie…” He coos breathlessly, eyes flitting about the crown of Hans’s head as if seeing the flowers there.
He looks...drunk. And as much as Hans would like to owe that to his own skills he doubts a few cheeky pumps from two fingers would have Henry seeing the pearly gates.
"Henrryyyy," He coos. "What do poppy and henbane do precisely?"
After dealing with the witches of Uzhitz, Henry forgets to empty his bag before he goes hunting with his lord and lover.
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04 Apr 2026
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Devils Den, Missouri by ravioli_parmesan
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
31 Mar 2026
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A hot summer night in the Devils Den, Warsaw, Missouri, leads bus bitch Henry to have a little kiss with Hans on his break.
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31 Mar 2026
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Henry has a very nice dream.
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27 Mar 2026
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Mandrake Schnapps by Ashertmarn, Avocadont (Ashertmarn)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
09 May 2025
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There’s no flattering way to mention that there are times that it feels like there is something rotten beneath his skin, that the only way to get it out would be to peel it off.
So he doesn’t.Henry doesn't have the words for why his nightmares are as often about sex as they are about bloody battles, or why dancing with pretty girls sometimes makes him feel like he's dying. And if he doesn't understand it himself, how can he possibly expect anyone else to?
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Five times Henry doesn't understand that what Doubravka did to him was wrong, and one time Hans helps him realise it was.Series
- Part 1 of A Garden for Herbs
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25 Mar 2026
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Henry was silent for a few seconds, then he said quietly: “Can you sing something for me?”
“What would you like to hear?”, Hans said, nose in Henry's hair, arms securely around his chest. He could feel Henry's even and strong heartbeat, could feel his muscles, his heat, his breathing. It lit a warm fire in his chest, a comfortable warmness. Affection.
“What your mother used to sing to you”, Henry whispered, hands tightening in the fabric of Hans’ shirt.
“Will it help you to fall asleep?”
Hans could feel Henry exhale, “Yes.”
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25 Mar 2026
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Немыслимый, невозможный, запредельный by Scount
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Game)
13 Feb 2025
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Только Индро знает, что на самом деле произошло на охоте.
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24 Mar 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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21 Mar 2026
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Medieval Frat Boys by guysarestripping for Red_Seven
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
07 Aug 2025
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Historians will call them very good friends.
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18 Mar 2026
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The longest day in the year of our Lord 1404 was not the feast of Saint John; it was Hans Capon’s wedding day.
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- Part 3 of Aurescere
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18 Mar 2026
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Hans grabs his knees and pushes them wider apart, staring at the wounds for a moment before letting go. Henry feels suddenly warm, sure that it wasn’t the water heating him to the core.
“I’ve never met a bathmaid who helps by climbing into the bath.”
“Only means you haven’t lived enough, Henry. And I’m no bathmaid.”
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Injured in a fight, Henry comes back bloodied and covered in bruises. Hans heals some of them and leaves some others.
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17 Mar 2026
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“Do you think you can come without touching it?”
“What?”
Hans tilted his head, almost absently running a finger down Henry’s length, his other hand digging into the crease of his thigh. “It’s not like you’re going to enjoy fucking me like this, right? And we both know that you like it the other way around.”
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Henry finds a dollmaker potion, and Hans makes the best of it
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17 Mar 2026