19 Bookmarks by Hamma
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Lila Pitt's has been dead for two years, and in that time she has been married to the Demon Prince of Sloth. Too bad her heart lies with somebody else.
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14 Jan 2026
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They don't die in the end, leaving Lila to face the painful consequences of her choice in the aftermath.
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09 Jan 2026
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Five had always understood, in an abstract sort of way, why she might be attractive to someone else. Pretty like something poisonous; compelling like the urge to put your hand through a naked flame to test whether it’s as hot as you think it might be. But she’d been a thorn in his side more than anything, irritating one another through mere proximity, and at no point had he contemplated anything ever happening between them. Neither the desire nor the opportunity had ever presented themselves in earnest.
That was then, though, and this is now: the heart wants what it wants, as the saying goes, and Five wants with a whole lot more of him than that.
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04 Jan 2026
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Ahead by a Century by yuffiehighwind
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (TV)
15 Nov 2025
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Lost on the subway that takes its passengers between timelines, Five and Lila assume they’re the only ones in this labyrinth outside space and time. The pair are surprised to meet a woman who calls herself a “portal jumper,” whose sudden appearance on their train isn’t the most shocking thing about her.
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Crack crossover between Once Upon a Time and The Umbrella Academy. Takes place after Season 7 of OUAT, when Grace Hatter is an adult, and during Five and Lila’s seven-year journey through the subway in S4E5 of TUA.
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- Part 1 of If I Only Walk Long Enough
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30 Dec 2025
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A Condition Called Love by monfivela for LokiNightfury, Alexa_K3S
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
20 Aug 2025
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“I heard a rumor you’re in love with Lila.”
It was a joke, until it wasn’t.
AU, Academy Days, Number Eight!Lila
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30 Dec 2025
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Dreamshare goes legal, Arthur goes corporate, Eames goes and (against his better judgement) falls in love.
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27 Apr 2018
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Eduardo & Mark have started casually dating/fucking, but it isn't the most healthy non-relationship. Sean is a surprisingly positive variable.
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08 Apr 2018
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tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame by ymorton
Fandoms: Social Network (2010)
10 Mar 2012
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Written for the TSN kinkmeme. Prompt: Eduardo and Sean. Grinding. Takes place during the Palo Alto summer.
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08 Apr 2018
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Arthur has always been a people-pleaser.
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08 Apr 2018
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Eames dies, but sticks around as a zombie rather than have himself decapitated. This takes some getting used to.
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08 Apr 2018
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"I'm not sure what this is supposed to prove," Arthur temporizes.
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08 Apr 2018
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821 A.D. Arthur is in the nightmare business. Eames is a thief, a liar, and versatile with a pen.
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08 Apr 2018
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Blake is an undercover cop working in drug lord Ra's al Ghul's cocaine operation. Though it seems relatively simple, if not dangerous, at first, he soon learns that there's more to Gotham's most notorious criminals than meets the eye.
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07 Feb 2018
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Sequel to No Holds Barred. Gotham may be saved, but Bane's got a long way to go.
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- Part 2 of No Holds Barred
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16 Jan 2018
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What We Pretend We Can't See by gyzym for shecrows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2017
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Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.
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16 Jan 2018
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In which Cobb decides two babysitters are better than one, Saito proves that money can buy happiness, and Eames is excellent with children. Oh, and Arthur's a fucking Disney princess.
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16 Jan 2018
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08 Feb 2014
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08 Feb 2014
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Arthur seduces Eames into good.
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08 Feb 2014