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“What's your name, little thing?”
“Uhm…” He paused. Hesitated.
The witcher smirked at him. “I see.” He hummed as he straightened back up. “You better make it a good one,”
“I…” He ran through all the names he had ever heard in his head, searching the list for something that felt halfway decent.
“Well?”
“... Aiden?”
"Good choice." The witcher grinned. "There's a word in Elder Speech like that. Aodhán. 'little fire.' You seem to live up to that title. Want to prove me right? Get out of this dump?"
He had agreed enthusiastically. And that rainy night, the moment he had been assigned a hammock in one of the many wagons, he became Aiden of the Cats.
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Based on Wonderful tired dad HCs from darlingimabard on Tumblr.
Basically what if Jaskier had a tired dad who's a bit like Vesemir and just sorta accepts the craziness that is his fairy child
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09 Jun 2026
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Really cute and short. Actually good father Pankratz sr
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hate (is only one of many responses). by flustraaa
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Criminal Minds RPF
09 Jun 2020
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“you don’t have to go in there you know. these are the kids who ripped you apart for five years.”
spencer shrugs, corner of his mouth quirking to pull his lips into a flat line, “i care more about my duty, than about my past.”
“kid.”
“i’m fine, morgan,” he runs a hand over his face, “let’s just get this over with.”
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The BAU is on a case out of town and Spencer's heat is due in a few days; after watching his mate receive unwelcome advances from several Alpha officers, Derek reminds everyone who Spencer belongs to.
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Eskel’s a lecturer at the local university and is recovering from the mugging that left his face mutilated. Aiden, the archivist that works at his side, suggests a haircut. After months of hiding from the world, it will make him feel better. Aiden knows just the barber for the job. (Hints of future Aiden/Eskel/Lambert).
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- Part 11 of Shoulder The Sky, Open Your Eyes
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When Lambert loses Aiden, his world comes to an end. One winter he’s close to bringing his pain to a permanent end when he finds Aiden again, rendered in starlight. Aiden visits for an hour every year and gives Lambert the time he needs to work through his grief. This is Day Thirty-One of Decembert, but I wanted it to have its own story.
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- Part 4 of Fuck That Kinda Destiny
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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
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A hazy shade of winter by brothebro for TheJaskiestOfThemAll
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Jun 2020
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Julian is old and so terribly tired. His muscles need more and more time to recuperate after each hunt, his joints ache days before a thunderstorm hits, his scars itch and pull horribly every time he so much as does a wrong movement. And that is only to be anticipated.
He’s lived for so long. So long. He’s been here since the beginning, since before the Witchers were called Witchers the first time. Since all their order was, was a few monks in Temeria that agreed to be mutated in order to drive off the hordes of monsters plaguing the lands. He was there when Kaer Morhen was built; in fact, he helped build all of the Northern keeps. He’s trained countless of Witchers, he’s witnessed more than he’d like, perish in the hands of monsters, elves, humans.
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- Part 5 of Witcher!Jaskier fics
- Part 1 of Grandpapa Witcher Jaskier Tales
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30 Mar 2026
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Good for a quick laugh
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The Law of Massive Surprise by jaskiersvalley (connorssock) for Ledgea
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Mar 2022
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All good witchers call the Law of Surprise in the hopes of adding to their numbers. Lambert thinks that's a crock of bull. That isn't to say he never calls it, but only when he's certain he has no chance of ending up with a Child Surprise. Alas, Destiny has a crooked sense of humour.
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17 Mar 2026
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10/10 crack fic, daddy lambert dadbert *joking* omfg lol
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I Was Pledged to You, To You I Pledge Myself by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
22 May 2020
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When he is four, Jaskier escapes out his window to avoid a boring family dinner where his cousin was getting betrothed to someone. He just wanted to hear the frogs. Frogs sound neat.
That daring escape, and the rescue that it required changed his whole fate, because he was the one who ended up betrothed to a witcher - the plan to marry when he was 20. He didn't really care he got to hear the frogs croak, what did he care about this Geralt of Rivia?
As he grows up though, he ends up caring a great deal.
Scenes from Jaskier's life of meeting every witcher but his betrothed, until one day in a shitty tavern, he finally meets Geralt.
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- Part 2 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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23 Feb 2026
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Always looking for this. Like jask meeting bunch of witchers and befriending frogs
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Harry Potter is screwed.
With a penchant for Firewhiskey and late-night parties, he had no idea that he would find a handsome man in his bed the next morning, when he wakes up; already late for his first day at St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies as a Healer trainee. He also had no idea that his mom’s ex-boyfriend would have an axe to grind, the most eager girl would follow him around like she’d been hit with a Permanent Sticking Charm, or that the handsome man in his bed that morning was his boss, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Head of Spell Damage.
Like I said, Harry Potter is screwed.
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- Part 1 of Diagnosis: A Medical Dramedy
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15 Feb 2026
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Grey anatomy but Harry Potter.
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Side-effects may include: eating fabric, staring into bright lights, and being allergic to mothballs.
AKA, the one where Gabriel Agreste has moth tendencies, and Adrien is rightfully concerned.
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28 Jan 2026
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Choking on laughter with this
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“Potter…why is a horcrux of the Dark Lord sitting in your living room in muggle Surrey?” Severus Snape slowly and calmly asked as if he was holding onto his last thread of sanity while waiting for the answer.
“Well, we met back in my second year at school, became friends since I didn’t know who his future self was, he tried to kill me, I killed him, and then he floated around the aether for a couple years,” Harry sighed. It was all so very complex.
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Everyone has had a summer from hell after what happened with the Triwizard Tournament. Literally everyone, even the part of Voldemort's soul that he thought he'd gotten rid of so very long ago. When Harry Potter's worst enemy asks for his help though...well, that pesky saving people thing just really gets in the way.
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13 Jan 2026
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Absolutely adore this. Horcrux Tom came to harry at privet post dementers. Harry has peanut allergy. Remus + Snape essentially adopt them
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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- Part 1 of WAOLOM
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7th Year Gryffindors learn why it is never a good idea to piss off Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. His payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL. In carrying it out, orphaned pureblood Hadrian catches the interest and libido of the present Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who -- with the assistance of the entire Slytherin student body as well as a few other surprising characters -- tries to lure Morgan into his life and his bed. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really?
1945-era mash-up of most major and minor characters of HP and other fandoms, as well as historical characters. [WAIT, PLEASE! .... ahem.... If you just heard a mental screech of brakes, please understand that this is not a farce, nor crack, nor crap. This has many reviews from now-devoted readers who almost bypassed it, but are now glad they accepted the dare to just try chapter one.]Chapter 13 is co-written by Marksmom.
This story has devoted readers who take joy in wicked humor, intense slash romance, and surprises at every turn. I have been coerced by fans into giving this next bit verbatim: "If you don't think you'll like this, at least read Chapter One; odds that you'll regret it are vanishingly small."
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09 Jan 2026
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That writing competition one hosted by Harry where most of the students just wrote porn. All students 'won' so their stories were published in paper.
Professor Tom, Mauraders+Canon fusion
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Treasure Worth The Trouble by EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Aug 2025
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Jaskier has long been estranged from his family. They’re far too obsessed with money and power for Jaskier’s tastes, and he grew tired of listening to them mock his lack of both. He refuses to fall into the trap of tradition like they have. He’s holding out for something better. Something that speaks to him. Something that makes his heart and instincts sing. He hasn’t found it yet, but he’s certain he’ll know it when he sees it.
When that day comes, his hoard will be the envy of the Continent.
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14 Dec 2025
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So Dirty by TAFKAmayle
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
04 Dec 2021
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Witchers gotta get clean and Jaskier is a great, professional bathhouse employee. There is hurt in all of them, including Jaskier, but altogether, there is comfort.
Note: Probably no smut in this one (though heavy flirting). Rating for mentions of past abuse and violence/injury.Dedicated to bright little stars Cali, who first suggested a bathhouse fic and Nakkinomiko, who wanted to see the same. Thank you for your continued support! ❤️
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08 Dec 2025
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Jask caring for witchers. Not sexually
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Geralt and his Brand New Toy by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 Jul 2020
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Jaskier's dick has caused problems, yet again, and this time, he is pretty sure that he will actually be killed. He begs Geralt for help, promising the witcher anything, everything to get him out of the latest jam. Geralt agrees.
A few weeks later, Jaskier finds out that maybe that promise was hasty, when Geralt says that the anything in question will be Geralt using Jaskier's body however the hell he wants.
And nevermind, Jaskier should have offered 'anything' to Geralt years ago.
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- Part 13 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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The First Time Julian Met a Witcher by Caeria
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Oct 2021
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The first time Julian met a Witcher he was five years old and hiding in one of his favorite alcoves outside Father’s study. He’d seen the strange man led in from the back servant’s entrance and had been enthralled at first sight. He’d always thought the Lettenhove village blacksmith was the biggest and scariest man he’d ever seen.
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We've all read the stories where Jaskier collects Witchers, well my friends this is where the Companions of Witcher's Collect Jaskier.
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The one where Roach loves her noisy-foal and so do the others.
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08 Oct 2025
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I'm always looking for this one. Just roach looking after her favourite bard
