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    Neal wakes up next to a dead man but he has no recollection who the man is or how Neal got there. Slowly, Neal begins to regain his memory. But what he's remembering is not what he's being told. Who's conning whom?

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    11 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    The world circles around them in a vortex of Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays, while they’re in an inexplicable standstill, watching on from the eye of the hurricane with only one another for company.


    Or: Harold and John are trapped in a time loop. Warning: This fic has temporary MCDs (warnings in chapter notes)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    5 times the Centaurs and other GC friends think Ilya is being a pushy or bossy twat to Shane, and one time they see Shane's true colors.

    Aka, that one time Shane walked Ilya like a dog in front of the Cens and they all had to recalibrate their opinion of their captain's relationship

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    05 May 2026

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    I gave in and watched the damn show and now it's taken over my life

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    In which Philip fails to buy a lottery ticket and gets a hug.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    THIS is my niche

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    “Holy shit,” poncho dude murmurs, staring up where everyone can’t seem to tear their eyes away. “What the fuck is that?”

    Tony Stark is falling, for a second time, and he’s not stopping, and Peter isn’t the Hulk—he’s injured, he’s barely on his feet, for one, and his acme caps out a few meters above the tallest building in the city—Wayne Enterprises, some decent miles away. He can’t do anything to stop it.

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    31 Oct 2025