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Assassins, Arils, and Aww, they’re holding hands! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
16 Dec 2025
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Basically, Octavius was nearly assassinated. He was conked out by tablet magic and is now fully healed. Jed is losing his shit. Jed makes questionable decisions as he wrassles with grief and anger. Octavius was put in a secret room in a wall (janitor’s closet?) so the assassin couldn’t find him. Jed also took Octavius’s armor.. which could mean nothing!
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22 May 2026
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Jedediah has spent his childhood idolizing the cowboys and gunslingers in the books and movies he watched. When he got older, he decided to try and do it for a living.
Little did he know this was a similar story to the only person that cant stand him when they met... But they just keep meeting...
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18 May 2026
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Octavius is a general. He became a general for the glory of Rome, unfortunately that is hard to do when his Rome is constrained to a magical diorama and its miniature inhabitants. And even harder when the irritating blonde cowboy next door hates him.
Both the senate and Jedediah's unionised workers agree that despite their differences it is in their best interest to join forces to unite the miniatures hall, leaving their leaders to have to bottle their mutual hatred for the good of their people.
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15 May 2026
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Octavius helps Jed out of one sticky situation right into another. Or, Jed has a very good bad hair day.
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08 May 2026
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“I ain’t got nobody else to talk to and I know you don’t either. Now–” Jedediah shifted a bit in his seat, leaning in closer to Octavius, “–What’s yer favorite color?”
“Such a basic question! But fine. It’s red.” Octavius gestured to the red scarf on the back of his chair.
“Such a basic answer!” Jedediah shot back before answering the question himself. “Mine’s blue.”
“As if that is not any more basic of an answer!” Octavius’ threw his hands up in exasperation.
“Whatever, I swear if this is the attitude you have, I pity yer students, Octopus.”
or Octavius is a latin teacher who is fed up with adults but loves the kids like his own and Jedediah is an art teacher who loves to screw with his least favorite latin teacher.
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08 May 2026