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Assassins, Arils, and Aww, they’re holding hands! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
16 Dec 2025
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Basically, Octavius was nearly assassinated. He was conked out by tablet magic and is now fully healed. Jed is losing his shit. Jed makes questionable decisions as he wrassles with grief and anger. Octavius was put in a secret room in a wall (janitor’s closet?) so the assassin couldn’t find him. Jed also took Octavius’s armor.. which could mean nothing!
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22 May 2026
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Jedediah has spent his childhood idolizing the cowboys and gunslingers in the books and movies he watched. When he got older, he decided to try and do it for a living.
Little did he know this was a similar story to the only person that cant stand him when they met... But they just keep meeting...
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18 May 2026
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Octavius is a general. He became a general for the glory of Rome, unfortunately that is hard to do when his Rome is constrained to a magical diorama and its miniature inhabitants. And even harder when the irritating blonde cowboy next door hates him.
Both the senate and Jedediah's unionised workers agree that despite their differences it is in their best interest to join forces to unite the miniatures hall, leaving their leaders to have to bottle their mutual hatred for the good of their people.
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15 May 2026
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Octavius helps Jed out of one sticky situation right into another. Or, Jed has a very good bad hair day.
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08 May 2026
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“I ain’t got nobody else to talk to and I know you don’t either. Now–” Jedediah shifted a bit in his seat, leaning in closer to Octavius, “–What’s yer favorite color?”
“Such a basic question! But fine. It’s red.” Octavius gestured to the red scarf on the back of his chair.
“Such a basic answer!” Jedediah shot back before answering the question himself. “Mine’s blue.”
“As if that is not any more basic of an answer!” Octavius’ threw his hands up in exasperation.
“Whatever, I swear if this is the attitude you have, I pity yer students, Octopus.”
or Octavius is a latin teacher who is fed up with adults but loves the kids like his own and Jedediah is an art teacher who loves to screw with his least favorite latin teacher.
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08 May 2026
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Octavius is a recent graduate from Cambridge, trying to find a purpose in New York. Jedediah is an angsty museum worker with a passion for American history, and being an irritant. Forced proximity coworker shenanigans ensue.
This is my first published fic post cringe 13 year old so please be nice to me (or don't, maybe that will help more who knows)
Inspired by the Tyler the Creator song, even though it has nothing to do with it, I just love it.Bookmarked by HemlockDaFrog
05 May 2026
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I'd Feed You Figs Under the Olive Trees by MaltaAndThe7Cats
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
09 Apr 2026
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Jed and Octy are best friends, right? And they're men right? And men do men things. Like fightin' each other, galvanizing through the museum and findin' trouble.
But when Octavius is havin' a little emotional breakdown after watchin' a rom-com he confesses that he's looking for more. He's lookin' for love.
Sure! That's understandable, he's a worthy fellow!
But that's not all. He's looking for . . . well . . . he's lookin' for a fella to be his spark.
So where does that leave Jed? What's he goin' to do if Octy finds himself another man?
Why he'd do just about anything to keep Oty by his side.
Anything.
Actually, uh, yeah, Jed's not sure just how far he'd go. He doesn't have this figured out yet. But damned if he isn't tryin'.
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Fellas, it is gay to not be gay but willing to date your best friend so you can keep him from dating other men?- Language:
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05 May 2026
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05 May 2026
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Octavius is in love with Jedediah, he has been for a very long time. He's never been brave enough to tell his cowboy companion this, he doesn't want to ruin what they have.
Jedediah is in love with Octavius, he has been for a very long time. He's always been taught having feelings like that towards another man is wrong, does he really believe that? Not sure. He'd never say so out loud though.
Unfortunately for them, the tablet is gone and their time is up. As they go off to their positions for what could be the final time they contemplate a little. If they wake up again, would they tell each other their feelings?
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Dumb gay minatures being dumb. They should definitely kiss guys.
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05 May 2026