HopelessFanboy
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I don't like him. I don't. I can't. by HopelessFanboy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
16 Jun 2026
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Edward’s sexuality is honestly the least of his concerns. Men, women, hes never cared much for either.
So why does he like this clown?
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Fuck me like you hate me by HopelessFanboy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan)
12 Nov 2025
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The slience in Arkham's isolation cells was always deafening. All since of time faded compleatly and J could hardly tell apart his waking hours from his dreams. So when Batman pays J a little visit in his cell, he just ignores how perfectly in line it is with all his fantasies.
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- Part 4 of Batjokes Drabbles
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Joker sits in his cell thinking about his Bat
And hitting his head against the wall
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- Part 3 of Batjokes Drabbles
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Joker finds peace and understanding after the violence ends. At this moment everything is alright. He just has to hold on to it.
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- Part 2 of Batjokes Drabbles
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Boredom is a Sickness by HopelessFanboy
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
23 Mar 2023
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Joker is sick of being bored, but he just can't seem to come up with something new to do this time around. Every scheme had been done before. He ends up having a painfully normal night out...if we ignore the murder.
Recent series
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Batjokes Drabbles by HopelessFanboy
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2025
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Extremely short batjokesy fics
- Words:
- 1,936
- Works:
- 4
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Too Much, Too Far by Crashingthisbane (Sitarsitar) for HopelessFanboy
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
13 Sep 2024
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Angry beyond belief at Edward, Jonathan sets out to humiliate him.
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- Part 4 of DC One-Shots
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Homemaking by lacrimalis
Fandoms: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Movies), Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013)
28 Dec 2019
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Heather considers all she's lost and gained in the span of a few whirlwind days: her old friends, her new family... And she starts the uncertain, tentative work of making the house she's inherited into a home.
Bookmarked by HopelessFanboy
06 May 2026
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Fuller, Texas, 1957: He’s the town’s ghost story. She’s the girl who sees him. That summer, his world shifts and something dark takes root.
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- Part 1 of The Hewitt Boy
Bookmarked by HopelessFanboy
18 Aug 2025
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"Oh, hello! Who might you be?" the guy said with a cheerful smile.
"I'm… Adrian," he said, panicking. "Adrien, yeah. Um, and who are you?"
"Ah! Stanford, Stanford Pines, pleasure to make your acquaintance!" the guy, Stanford, said.
or, local Gravity Falls teenager talks to the town kook, Stanford Pines.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,130
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 97
- Bookmarks:
- 14
- Hits:
- 585
Bookmarked by HopelessFanboy
31 Jan 2025
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Bruce is wrongfully committed to Arkham Asylum. How long will he last before he loses his mind? Even he doesn't know.
Bookmarked by HopelessFanboy
03 Jan 2025