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Caine wants to spend some time with you, but you’re too tired
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29 Jun 2026
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A very self-indulgent royalteeth tickle fic, I'm a big fan of Lee!Caine and absolutely had to GET him lol. Caine fans with a tickle kink come get y'all juice.
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22 Jun 2026
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Are you sure that dragon's meat doesn't have poison in it? by KxA7
Fandoms: 小林さんちのメイドラゴン | Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
20 May 2025
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A normal evening at Takiya and Fafnir estate
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07 Jun 2026
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Queenie and Kinger make a move on their new supervisor after months of waiting.
It's goes very well.
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Pegging, Caine being pathetic, and Queenie being a freak, what more could you want?
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- Part 3 of LeaderboardAu/RoyalteethAu
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27 May 2026
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Caine proves just how adequate he is at his job as the King and Queens personal, royal guard.
Said Royals decide to reward him.
Handsomely.
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26 Apr 2026
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"There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"
"I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.
Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"
"What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.
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Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.
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06 Apr 2026
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angel and his snake + others
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29 Mar 2026
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AWWWW THID IS SOO CUTE AHHH LINDO LINDO LINDOO
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Another prompt meme fill, the request being for Hastur and Ligur holding hands, and it just not sending the right kind of demonic message.
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28 Mar 2026
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Put away all I know for tonight by dragon_temeraire
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2019
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“I imagine it’s hard to get in the mood when someone might discorporate you at any moment,” Aziraphale muses. “Which means Hell must be absolutely full of sexual frustration.”
“One of the main elements of Hell’s atmosphere,” Crowley agrees.
(Or: Aziraphale discovers that Crowley has never had an orgasm, and decides to help out)
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24 Mar 2026
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Wilson discovers House in a compromising situation. Wilson is freaked out, House can't be fucked to care.
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21 Mar 2026
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Teetering on the edge of a depressive episode, Crowley decides to take a long nap. Aziraphale joins him in bed, planning to lift his spirits with snuggling, tender kisses...and a little bit of very gentle tickling.
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19 Mar 2026
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On a quiet evening, lounging on the couch, indulging in their favorite activity, Aziraphale didn't expect to discover something new about Crowley.
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- Part 97 of Ineffable Growing Love
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18 Mar 2026
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Jerry loses his virginity in a horrible way, and by Pete out of all people.
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12 Mar 2026
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Jerry is a disgusting fuck and so is Pete by coolerbananas
Fandoms: The Eltingville Club (Comics)
08 Mar 2026
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Pete gets a deep ass cut and Jerry has a kink for blood, Jerry helps him clean up.
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enough of a bastard to be worth knowing by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Sep 2019
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"The angel had looked him in the eye, laser-focused despite the copious amount of wine they’d both consumed, and told him, quote, 'My dear, if I have to wait a second longer to, as you put it, ‘jump your bones’, I will utterly lose it.'"
Or, demon nuts in five minutes or less [not clickbait] [gone sexual]
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05 Mar 2026
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hey notim x reader nation sorry for starving you i was busy with antaganate
AMAB reader, no pronouns specified
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05 Mar 2026
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notim pisses on u, tortures u a little, then kills u thats it thats the entire fic
AMAB reader, no pronouns specified
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05 Mar 2026
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"Did Your Snake Just Bark?" by Pupp_pup
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Feb 2024
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“Gods,” Aziraphale smiled lovingly, tilting his head only inches to one side to look at Crowley as much as he could in this state. He looked so… “You almost resemble a little dog like this, a little puppy, how cute!” The angel giggled.
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Crowley did not giggle, instead a long whine left his lips and he squirmed against the blankets, freezing shortly after and shooting his eyes open. Aziraphale froze his movements as well, blinking over at Crowley who reared back out of his hold.
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“Do you like it when I call you a puppy?”Bookmarked by HumansAreScary
26 Feb 2026
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Crowley builds Aziraphale a bookshelf. No problems arise at all.
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23 Feb 2026
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Esther & Abaddon do things they aren't supposed to by Spin_me
Fandoms: Haunted Hotel (Cartoon)
27 Jan 2026
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Esther wants to see how Abaddon reacts to different things, and he allows the experimentation.
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Esther and Abaddon do drugs
I'll format later when I have time 👍
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19 Feb 2026