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    29 Dec 2024

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    The Umbrella Reader Inspired Stories by Scarlet_Nin

    1. Shadows
    The Hargreeves are called in to identify their dead brother only to find him missing upon visiting the Morgue. Needless to say they're not happy.

    [“How,” Five snarls, one of Diego’s knives held in his hand and pressed up against the morgue attendant’s neck. “How do you lose a fucking corpse?”]

    [“Christ—”
    “Don’t use my new name in vain!”
    “You can’t turn water into wine. You’ll piss off so many Christians.”
    “I piss off Five, the devil, daily.”]

    2. Visiting Hours Are Over
    The Hargreeves come home to find a little girl in a summer dress standing in their living room. Klaus is no longer allowed to pray.

    [Klaus, agnostic with a lot of chaotic energy: *goes to church with his fam and jokingly prays and lets his thoughts run wild*
    The Little Girl upstairs: *slams head against a tree* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    ]

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    What if Tanjiro had been the one who was turned into a demon at the beginning of the series? What if Nezuko was the one who became a demon slayer? Oneshots of random ideas for this thought, organized to what order they would happen in the theoretical timeline (although I might do two ideas for one instance like the pillar meeting). No idea how many I'll do

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    03 Mar 2022

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    Demon Tanjiro what ifs by energonbunny
    The Kamados are adorable, Giyuu has been claimed as big brother, and Urokodaki is grandpa.

    Also featuring Marda-the-uniform-maker getting beat up, and Tanjirou crying after being stabbed.

    1. The beginning
    Tanjiro is the sibling turned into a demon from the start and Nezuko becomes a demon slayer. Their first interaction with Giyu Tomioka.

    [She squeezed her eyes shut, certain she was about to feel teeth tearing into her. Something hot dripped down onto her chilled face and she opened her eyes to see Tanjiro that Tanjiro had embedded his teeth into his own arm and the blood was dripping down onto her face.

    "Tanjiro, no!" Nezuko couldn’t do anything but watch in horror, pinned under him as she was. "You're hurting yourself! Stop!”]

    2. Hinokami Kagura
    Nezuko realizes that when the water forms flow together they look a little like their old ceremonial family dance. When Tanjiro shows that he still remembers how to do the hinokami kagura it unlocks something powerful inside of him.

    3. Hugs
    Urokodaki meddles and bribes Nezuko into calling Giyuu 'big brother'. Giyuu has a surprisingly positive reaction, and Urokodaki becomes grandpa.

    4. Uniform
    Nezuko tries on her uniform. It's a good thing she has two people she trusts there to tell her that's not how it's supposed to look, though she's not quite convinced Giyu didn't kill the kakushi and dump his body somewhere to bury later.

    5. First meetings
    Drum demon arc. In which Nezuko accidentally kicks Inosuke in the balls, Zenitsu has a panic attack, and Tanjirou knocks Inosuke out and then cuddles him.

    6. Sunlight
    One potential result of the pillars meeting Tanjiro. Tanjiro reacts poorly to Obanai's rough handling of Nezuko, resulting in a demon who's conquered the sun.

    ["Shinazugawa!" Nezuko got his attention again, "You get a pass for hurting my brother this time. But if you ever touch him again and he hasn't warranted it then I will rip your dick off, chop it into tiny pieces, put it in the center of several ohagi, and feed it to you. And it will be the best damn ohagi you ever ate."]

    7. Shed tears
    One potential result of the pillars meeting Tanjiro. Tanjirou sees all humans as his family. When Sanemi stabs him, he bursts into tears.

    8. Memories
    Akaza punching a fist through Tanjiro's entire skull causes a cognitive reset. Aka Tanjiro regains the humanity he lost, but loses the memories of him being a demon.

    [Nezuko shook her head, “How is it that I’ve lost him twice and he’s not even dead, Zenitsu?”]

    9. New Clothes
    Nezuko is dolled up to infiltrate the entertainment district. Tanjirou cries.

    [“I think it’s because of my clothing. Tanjiro always felt bad he couldn’t afford nicer things for me. If he were in his right mind he’d be horrified as to just why I looked like this, so thank the Gods he isn’t.”]

    10. Second Husband
    Nezuko sends Giyu a letter just before she goes undercover at the entertainment district. He shows up a couple of days later just in time to cut off Gyutaro's head before he hurts Hinatsuru, fully ready to berate her for her stupid decision.

    [“Fine,” Giyu conceded. “But I’m telling Kocho-chan.”

    Tengen finally seemed to realize how much trouble he was in, “Wait! No, you don’t need to do that! I realize my mistake now, it was very unflashy of me!”]

    11. Wasurenagusa
    Konpeito is Made to be Shared. The main story.

    Currently covering from Nezuko going down the mountain in Tanjirou's place, to getting accepted as Urokodaki's student.

    12. Tanjiro's memories
    Tanjiro's POV that (mostly) follows along with KiMtbS.

    A stranger appears at the Kamado house in the middle of the night and they try to welcome him in out of the cold, but when he sees Tanjiro's hanafuda earrings he gets violent.

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    “Hnnn..hhuuh?” There’s a gasp followed by shrieks that are way too much for his groggy mind right now.

    “—awake!!”
    “You’re awake!!”
    “Aoiii!!!”

    Another set of louder pounding footsteps. “What happened??”

    “Tokitou-kun is awake!!”

    “He is?”

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    12 Feb 2022

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    Clouds of Mist Rise from the Rubble by DelectableDish

    “Hnnn..hhuuh?” There’s a gasp followed by shrieks that are way too much for his groggy mind right now.

    “—awake!!”
    “You’re awake!!”
    “Aoiii!!!”

    Another set of louder pounding footsteps. “What happened??”

    “Tokitou-kun is awake!!”

    “He is?”

    Yuuichiro lives, he and Genya become partners and extra-weapon bros, a misunderstanding at Swordsmith Village is cleared up, and ya bois are cute.

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    The embarrassing thing about this is that it’s not even about the Abyss. This man is just a random mugger, and Oz just wandered down the wrong alley at the wrong time. God, if he gets killed by a mugger, he’s really…
    He’s really going to die laughing, because how ridiculous is that?

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    06 Feb 2022

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    The Devil May Care by metisket

    The embarrassing thing about this is that it’s not even about the Abyss. This man is just a random mugger, and Oz just wandered down the wrong alley at the wrong time. God, if he gets killed by a mugger, he’s really…

    He’s really going to die laughing, because how ridiculous is that?

    A random mugger picks the wrong kid to victimise, and Oz is a little bit twisted.

    [“Of course I won’t take you seriously. The worst thing you can do to me is kill me. Any monkey can kill; it isn’t impressive.” And death isn’t serious, it’s just inevitable. Not the same thing at all.]

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    -lets people see what they want them to see.

     

    Skull DeMort, post-arcobaleno curse drops his persona... Not really.

    He's just much more than the lackey they knew.

    From a stuntman he sank deep down to the Underworld and he’s forever changed.

    It’s a surprise to everyone once Skull shows himself to the world.

    AU! Where Skull is total underworld BAMF and namely trying to not meet the other arcobalenos post-curse.

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    09 Jan 2022

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    Greatest showmen by NaTeO11

    -lets people see what they want them to see.

     

    Skull DeMort, post-arcobaleno curse drops his persona... Not really.

    He's just much more than the lackey they knew.

    From a stuntman he sank deep down to the Underworld and he’s forever changed.

    It’s a surprise to everyone once Skull shows himself to the world.

    AU! Where Skull is total underworld BAMF and namely trying to not meet the other arcobalenos post-curse.

    Skull sees everything as plays, and 'Skull' Cherep Lou isn't a lie, he just didn't advertise that he'd changed.

    In which Skull accidently becomes cloudy sky and Carcassa Don, hoards a LOT of people, inherits the Arcobaleno as a project from Luce, takes in and ruins Hana as his delightful pupil, is Aria's godfather, rescues Verde from a Sky thrall per Mukuro and Chrome's request, saves Fon for his lightning, and causes some slight chaos at the International Mafia meeting at Mafia Land.

    [“I miss my being a stuntman.” Skull comments quietly. “ I miss my stage and people.” He misses his world.

    Daniela cocks her head as her eyes flash orange.

    “Then why don’t you make it yours?” She asks, her intuition whispering into her ears.

    Skull faces Daniela. “What do you mean?”

    She smiles as she leans forward. “You were always good at pretending Skull. Then why don’t you treat this world as one?”

    “You… want me to act it out?” Skull is incredulous, but Daniela feels- she knows…

    She’s close to convincing him.

    “You always told me the industry of yours is all about acting. If I told you, that Mafia is not much different…” She lets it float.

    Skull looks blank before… “I… never thought about it that way before…”

    No one does. But Daniela will keep it to her grave.

    “Everyone needs their own way of fitting in.” She says instead.

    Skull leaves with a weight in his mind, and if he later blooms into something else, he has Daniela to thank.]