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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    ~~With some effort Rocky found the more adult side of the human internet. The site a dark black and orange tone as his cheeks dusted with pink. The site was almost overwhelming with myriad of photos, videos, ads and everything in between. He swallowed thickly as he felt his body respond to just a few images. After clicking boldly on one video with a confused noise, he slapped the lid of the laptop closed. His question was definitely answered within the first couple seconds. ~~

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    Or: Rocky was simply studying before his horny thoughts got the better of him. Grace aids him after catching him with his pants down :)

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Rocky and Adrian were his mates, and it was the best thing ever to be so close with them both. Their relationship was mostly muddled down to caring for each other when needed, one of them sometimes spending the night in Grace’s biodome, and the occasional gift made by mostly Rocky. But Rocky’s scheming had reached a whole nother level.”

    ss: Rocky gives Grace some interesting jewelry to spice up their relationship

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Grace and Rocky are on their way to Erid when they encounter a strange terrestrial vessel that has somehow made its way to space. The single occupant is alive and Grace and Rocky rescue him, but they are then faced with the challenge of gaining this stranger's trust and dealing with the contamination he brought with him.

    *slaps roof of fic* This bad boy can fit so many near-death experiences in it! But also friendship! And fucking (eventually)!

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    21 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    Rocky doesnt think humans are apex predators. The two decide they wanna do an experiment to prove Rocky wrong.

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    20 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    "What's your name?" Grace asks, gently.

    "Uh..."

    Convict. Prisoner. Blue.

    Grace's eyes are blue. Very blue.

    Well, shit. He's a dead man heading to his fate and a pretty fucking angel of death is asking what his stupid ass name is. What the hell.

    "Simon," he spits out and closes his eyes.

    or Simon thinks Grace is the angel of death taking him to hell and acts accordingly.

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    17 Jun 2026