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    Self-awareness and control were among Lex Luthor's many strong suits, and he knew that allowing himself to sink into obsession yielded great results.

    But what he couldn't understand was why his focus was being torn between taking down Superman, an alien threat, and coveting the attention of Clark Kent, a Midwestern journalist.

    Or why his fixation on Clark was threatening to consume him whole.
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    Or, How Lex Luthor's Two-Headed Obsession with One Man Derailed His Life.

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    14 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 92

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    “Meet him for yourself, talk to Bruce, and make up your own mind," Tim advised. "Maybe I’m the one being weird about this. It’s well documented that adult children often feel antagonistic towards their parents’ new partners. Bruce likes his secrets and maybe he has a good reason for not being totally open with us about this. 95% chance this is all nothing.”

    “And the other 5%?” Dick asked, struck by how Tim managed to be both verbose and cryptic.

    “5% chance Jack is a psychopath,” Tim said with a weird little laugh.

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    A dark comedy where the Batkids are very suspicious of Bruce's new boyfriend, a strange man who looks oddly familiar . . .

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    16 Feb 2026

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    It hits Joker like an explosion, like being slammed through five walls in a row. Bruce is holding his breath from the looks of things. His eyes are unblinking as he nods, encouraging Joker along. He can’t tell Joker’s stomach is suddenly full of snakes.

    ‘You’re not his roommate,’ Joker mutters.

    Of course he isn’t. This is Batman they’re talking about, strong and mysterious and perfect. And that’s Bruce Wayne: the man wet dreams look to for inspiration, two-time winner of People’s Sexiest Man Alive. As if Joker ever stood a chance.

    They’re not roommates.

    The two of them are together.

    TAGLINE: Batman reveals his secret identity to Joker. Joker horribly misunderstands.

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    14 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    "Grandma?" Floyd approached Rosiepuff.

    "Yes, dear?"

    "I think Branch needs to socialize more." He told her. "He's talking to the wall."

    Everyone paused. The brothers looked over as Rosiepuff got a baffled look on her face before she turned her head to look down at Floyd.

    "What do you mean 'he's talking to the wall'?" She asked.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    There wasn't anything more important than getting the job done—albeit the jobs weren't much less than strange. This was the mentality Ena worshiped, ever since she was made.

    There wasn't any time or reason to put effort into getting people to like her.

    Except now,

    Her job demanded it. One of her non-ENA coworkers making a remark about it she overheard, something about her job going to be a failure if she didn't get along.

    So to get the job completed to the best she'll try to play nice.. and slight pettiness and grudge to prove them wrong.

    (Someone hold me back from rewriting early fic before thinking about new chapters)

    For the record
    Ǝna = 💙💛
    Ena = 🤍♥️
    ENA = the species themselves

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    30 Oct 2025