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    [unknown number] by

    Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

    14 Oct 2025

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    [unknown number]
    not fuvkin comig in tmr.

    I blinked, then tapped the notification.

    [Me]: ???
    [unknown number]: fk it. what ar yo goin do? disvcarge me.?

    I stared at the nearly incomprehensible message. Clearly, whoever was on the other end was in no state of mind to be typing. My finger hovered over the three dots in the top corner, ready to block them, but I hesitated. In that moment, another message came through.

    [unknown number]: wish u wld. sick if it all. kick me our alrdy.
    [unknown number]: less then I can off mself witou geying u in troble

    Before I even realized what I was doing, I pressed call on the mystery number, holding the phone to my ear. Whoever this stranger was, they were obviously further along in a similar boat to me. A kindred spirit.
    He picked up on the fifth ring.
    “...Fuk ye wan?” The man muttered, voice slurring heavily, his thick accent not making it any easier to understand him.
    I swallowed. I hadn't actually thought about what happened when I got this far.
    “H-hey,” I stuttered, voice embarrassingly weak. “I think you texted the wrong number but…I wanted to check on you?”

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    bleeding blue by

    Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)  

    28 Dec 2025

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    After losing your companions, you run into a skull-masked man and his daughter. They are your last hope for survival.

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    Spider-man: Gotham's Home by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Spider-Man - All Media Types  

    18 Aug 2025

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    After sacrificing everything to save his world, Peter is flung across dimensions and finds himself alone in Gotham, a city as unforgiving as the new powers he’s struggling to control. As Peter’s spider instincts sharpen, he navigates Gotham’s dark underbelly, evading criminals and catching the attention of the Batfamily.

    But to Gotham’s vigilantes, he’s just another dangerous meta—until they realize he might need saving too.

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    With Great Power Comes Great Annoyance by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel  

    26 Apr 2025

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    Eight years of Spider-Manning took its toll. Now, Peter Parker is content with his quiet bartending gig in Gotham where he just wants to wipe down bar tops in peace. If only Batman's sidekicks would stop treating his workplace like their personal clubhouse.

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    Ft. Menace to society (and spiderman) Robins and an older, in desperate need of a 10-year-long nap, Peter Parker.

    (A Peter Parker who does NOT think he’s older brother/ mentor material, and batkids who disagree.)

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    [HOME]nn; a person or place: by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    21 Jan 2026

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    What if Doctor Strange’s spell to erase Peter Parker hadn’t fixed the issue? What if, despite all Peter’s loss, he still had more to lose? And what if he actually gained everything, by losing it all?

    Or Peter Parker gets sent in a different dimension as a way to save his own and ends up meeting an odd crime lord and his strange family of vigilante.

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